nvidiagouge posted:

Im 42 and I recently went out on a few dates with a woman close to my age. Her stance on blowjobs was that she hated them and doesn't do them and that the only two times she did them in her 10 year marriage was when she wanted a fancy new fridge and a vacation.

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i have chronic ibs. i was eating dinner at a wedding with my partner who is aware of my condition. he kept on telling me to eat different foods because all the bread and cream sauce would make me sick. i was a little wasted, so i told him “no” and “gently caress off”. this escalated into an argument. later when we got home he brought up how i was disrespectful at the wedding. i farted in my pants and before i could get up to use the bathroom, poo poo out diarrhea all over the bed. he said “wtf dude”. i cried and then left left. he hasn’t come back yet. i texted him 39 times apologizing and still no response. AITA?

kalel posted:

are you referring to TurboTax lobbying against free federal tax returns? Or is there some other heinous poo poo they did? e: never mind, reading comprehension.

I like mint a lot though

Soylent Pudding posted:

Double posting for dad of the year here:

AITA for not congratulating my daughter on cleaning her room?

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Hands up if you have been the parent of a toddler and never said the equivalent of "Great pooping in the pot!" And realized that your life has sunk into applauding poo poo.

Uncle Enzo posted:

You just gotta practice! You also have to keep in mind what a huge door-opener potty training is. Like, imagine how you would feel if your child has a medical condition that meant they had to wear diapers their whole life. That's not the case! Your child can live a normal life wearing regular clothes! You'll be able to stop carrying diapers pretty soon!

Reminds me of our first ultrasound with our first. The tech did a cross-section of the baby's head and the tech is like "well, the baby has a brain" and I was like nice. Tech was kinda puzzled until I explained "hey, some babies don't, right? You need a brain, I'm really happy my kid has one."

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ponzicar posted:

I am glad he's not the type of female avatar playing guy who choose them because he likes looking at their butts. I have met several guys who have said exactly that about their video game playing habits. By that logic a guy playing as a male character is gay.

teen witch posted:

Heads up this is some no poo poo elder abuse and I really think this is the plot to a film, mercy

Dad has severe dementia/Alzheimer’s. His girlfriend bought him a one way ticket out of the US when she no longer wanted to care for him, and I can’t get him back. She continues to email and call him telling him to do dangerous things.

E: oh I think this is legit, there are posts in Danish, the potato’s tongue.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for getting my wife a penis shaped cake?

haveblue posted:

I think if someone unexpectedly sticks their hand in your mouth you're allowed to fight them even if you don't have a bridge

Arsenic Lupin posted:

AITA for playing an inappropriate TV show for my 6 year-old daughter?

Guess before you unspoiler! Titty

Mr. Grapes! posted:

Wow, wait til her daughter finds out about the internet.

I am a teacher, and I talk to kids without their parents around, and I know for a fact that most of them have seen some absolutely depraved poo poo. Squid Game is pretty popular among elementary school kids, for example.

Their stupider parents might be good at fooling themselves into thinking they can censor this stuff at home for their own peace of mind. That's because they are stupid. The only real way to prevent your kid from seeing anything objectionable is working hard on making sure they are a loser with no friends. Many of them put a lot of effort into making their child an isolated depressive. To them, it is far better for their child to be a friendless shut-in than a kid who accidentally saw a titty.

They all seem to forget what it was like when the teacher let kids use dictionaries in grade school. About half of them immediately gravitate towards looking up dirty words. They do this on the internet too, despite what they'd like to believe about their little innocent angels.

spacetoaster posted:

Yeah, it's very successful if your kid is active in real social activity.

I know several kids kids on my kids sports teams that don't do any social media at all and it's fine.

But there's a ton of lovely people out there who think a screen with internet access is absolutely required for kids these days. It's bad.

spacetoaster posted:

It does. The research on kids and screens/social media shows it's clearly not good. My kids and their friends do just fine with regular calls/group texts and stuff. But we're fortunate enough to live within walking distance of their schools and friends.

Have you got your kids learning the language if you're planning on going to China? My youngest boy has been taking it for about 8 months now and it's pretty cool.

(too bad a trip to China is waaay too expensive and troublesome right now.)

Uncle Enzo posted:

Nothing can be worse than the edits thanking everyone for upvoting and post flair. I'm not 100% sure why but they bug the hell out of me.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Everyone post your favorite soda!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

My ex-wife once tried to give me a blowjob while drunk and ended up puking on my dick. It was dark so I didn't immediately realize what had happened so she slurred that everything was fine while picking chunks of curry chicken out of my pubic hair.

Midnight Voyager posted:

My friend will never quite forgive me for suggesting this to him at the Coke museum. His face when he tried it was absolutely priceless.

Batterypowered7 posted:

The last straw was when she brought Warmachine minis to the 40k tournament and called them her "glitter dolls". There's no "Cygnar" in the 40k universe, Nadine!