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wheatpuppy posted:"But vodka has no odor or taste!" insists person who has destroyed their senses of taste and smell through years of substance abuse. You'd think Nancy Reagan would know a thing or two about how to get an unwanted taste out of one's mouth
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therobit posted:Eh, probably a good experience for the kid. Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair up, but they don't. That's what she did.
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Quackles posted:Wait, where was this tumor? In the 1960's, pay attention
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for not wanting to eat toilet rice? Toilet rice pairs nicely with rational toilet chicken
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Arsenic Lupin posted:
Keeping with the Kaiju theme I suggest Momthra
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Being in the closet does not give you carte blanche to sexually harass people of your preferred gender, kid. A reminder that heteros do not have a monopoly on being lovely people, just a majority. The Kevin Spacey defense!
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My mom was a kindergarten teacher and had a set of twins in her class 15 years ago named Anakin and Padme Maybe don't name your kids something that makes people want to roll their eyes whenever they say it.
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Captain Hygiene posted:First of all, she's 7 years old. Second, she committed Christmas Crimes. You can't come back from that Ebenezer Scrooge is a proven exception!
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Baronjutter posted:I got my wife a cheap but nice new whisk for Christmas because we needed one. She got so excited at such a silly practical gift and still calls it her Christmas whisk. You put a lot of thought into it though. It was a calculated whisk
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PokeJoe posted:I went to school w a woman that now has a child named Brecken. It's because she likes the Colorado tourist town Breckenridge lol Pretty close to the German slang word for vomiting 🤮
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I was already the undisputed fun uncle before I started 3d printing doodads but now I'm running up the score even further
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MagusofStars posted:
The real fun is talking about how we are laid low by our childrens' demands, especially when they were babies/toddlers. The phrase should be "hell hath no fury like a toddler who got handed an opened pack of string cheese when he wanted to open it himself"
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Hughlander posted:I WANT MY FAINCÉ TO GET RID OF HIS 5 YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER! If she was talking about pets she'd be a jerk, but she's an actual monster talking about people
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Goofy voice sex doll maker missed two opportunities. Either use the Goofy impression to talk about "hyuck'ing" or make the Big John/Little John observation with a Robin Hood character impression.
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