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vanisher

undercarriage blast

# ? Oct 20, 2021 17:58

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# ? May 7, 2024 23:40

vanisher

tentacle maul

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# ? Oct 20, 2021 17:59

vanisher

laser jet blast

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# ? Oct 20, 2021 17:59

Iron Chef Ramen: HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

Avian fecal dematerialization treatment

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:04

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cars

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:07

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Full body wax

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

for an additional 5 dollars you can get a hot wax blaster

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

this is a pretty high level technique but if you drive a motorcycle thru a carwash it becomes a 4 wheeled vehicle. cross your fingers and hope you don't get a pt cruiser!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

no matter how much they try and upsell you DO NOT pay for the "punisher."

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:11

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Poor Man's Bidet

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:12

FutonForensic

deodorizer

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:21

vanisher

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# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:27

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I've got plenty of java
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vanisher posted:

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:28

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I've got plenty of java
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free refills

# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:29

vanisher

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# ? Oct 20, 2021 19:05

FutonForensic

vanisher posted:

i'll take the lot, thank you

# ? Oct 20, 2021 19:15

FutonForensic

# ? Oct 20, 2021 19:16

Escape From Noise

I just go there to get my dink sucked by the coin operated car vacuum, like any god fearing American!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 20:26

Ventral EggSac

Big toilet brush

# ? Oct 20, 2021 22:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

fathers pride

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 23:11

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Sometimes the boss don�t mind if you act a fool.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 23:25

vanisher

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# ? Oct 21, 2021 00:04

vanisher

Fabreeze mainline injection

# ? Oct 21, 2021 01:37

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

# ? Oct 21, 2021 01:39

Ventral EggSac

Big Tim's Tiny Rubs

# ? Oct 21, 2021 02:20

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Cah Wahsh +$1.00
Car Warsh +$1.75
Corsy Wooshy +$3.00

# ? Oct 21, 2021 02:56

Manifisto

vanisher posted:

dang

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 20:43

Manifisto

pie tongue - CLOWNS NO!!!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 20:44

They Might Be

# ? Oct 22, 2021 04:59

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Anus blackening spray

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:24

Manifisto

They Might Be posted:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:42

biosterous

pre-rolled coal

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Oct 22, 2021 14:03

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

tap or Aquafina

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Oct 22, 2021 17:54

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Assortment of dipping sauces

College credit for hygiene certificate program at state universities

1 free VHS copy of 1990 film Dick Tracy with every visit

# ? Oct 22, 2021 22:36

PostsYouCanDanceTo

After ten washes you get a complementary pasta meal -- your choice of pasta!*

_{*the sauce is always a runny alfredo}

# ? Oct 23, 2021 00:16

Manifisto

PostsYouCanDanceTo posted:

After ten washes you get a complementary pasta meal -- your choice of pasta!*

_{*the sauce is always a runny alfredo}

also the pasta cooking is an integral part of the carwash, the rinse hoses also rinse off your pasta and there's a special nozzle for squirting the sauce on it when its done

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 23, 2021 00:27

sisterSyzygy: The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.

when i was young my hick-rear end family would wash the car with washrags AND old, torn underwear. nothing gets it squeaky clean like fruit of the loom. love it

# ? Oct 23, 2021 00:42

google THIS

For an extra $10 we'll trundle your car through a whole slew of additional sprays and brushes. They won't make your car any cleaner but they'll lengthen the automated car wash experience. You know you want it.

# ? Oct 23, 2021 00:51

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car wash 'au naturale' (we drive your car into the ocean)

# ? Oct 23, 2021 04:41

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# ? May 7, 2024 23:40

Robot Made of Meat

I'd just like a car wash feature where the system could automatically sense an obscenely overpriced SUV which is basically spotless, and give it the quickest possible wash so that poor schlubs like me could actually get our cars washed in a reasonable amount of time without waiting for them to have the 45-minute Ultra Mega loving Absurdi-Wash.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:17

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