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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

deep dish peat moss posted:

lmao I'm glad she's locked up

I bet she'd rather be in prison than ever have to face her father again for growing into such a massive fuckup of a person. And since he got her in to the industry, that's his tarnished reputation and legacy as well.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

deep dish peat moss posted:

lmao I'm glad she's locked up

lol yeah thats how the guy I know that worked with her on a set feels

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Are they gonna release the movie?!?!!! Oh boy!

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Agent Escalus posted:

I bet she'd rather be in prison than ever have to face her father again for growing into such a massive fuckup of a person. And since he got her in to the industry, that's his tarnished reputation and legacy as well.

Good. He self-evidently didn’t do enough to instill in her that guns are not loving toys, and now a woman’s dead and his daughter’s life is probably ruined at only her mid-20’s because of it.

Malah
May 18, 2015

satanic splash-back posted:

Alec Baldwin cannot be satiatied, only temporarily subdued
That director won't be so lucky a second time when Alec testifies in court :blastu:

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011


quote:

Prosecutors said they offered Baldwin a “very favorable plea agreement,” similar to what David Halls got, but rescinded the offer after learning that Baldwin planned to accept the deal and create a documentary with interviews from case witnesses.

If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer by Alec Baldwin

JFC

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Regalingualius posted:

Good. He self-evidently didn’t do enough to instill in her that guns are not loving toys, and now a woman’s dead and his daughter’s life is probably ruined at only her mid-20’s because of it.

Lol she'll be out before 30, it's a slap on the wrist for what she did.

You could tell the judge was choked they couldn't drop the hammer harder.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Lol she'll be out before 30, it's a slap on the wrist for what she did.

You could tell the judge was choked they couldn't drop the hammer harder.

I mean she can never legally own a gun again or work in her Nepo baby career.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

In a western town where an ineffectual and corrupt justice system allows killers to walk free, who will right the wrongs and hold the villains accountable? Who will be the vigilante lawman that makes things right?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
de_rust2 pistols only

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I mean she can never legally own a gun again or work in her Nepo baby career.

Shoot, outside the career too. I don't think many HR departments will be jumping at the bit to hire someone that has "so bad at their last job they got someone killed" permanently attached to them by criminal charges.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

quote:

Prosecutors said they offered Baldwin a “very favorable plea agreement,” similar to what David Halls got, but rescinded the offer after learning that Baldwin planned to accept the deal and create a documentary with interviews from case witnesses.

"We made an independent evaluation of the strength of the case and the culpability of a famous artist based on the facts and circumstances and made a plea offer that we consider to be fair.

But then we learned the mean old artist was going to make an art and threw the plea offer out the window to take a weak sister to the dance and we're gonna get nothing."

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The Bramble posted:

In a western town where an ineffectual and corrupt justice system allows killers to walk free, who will right the wrongs and hold the villains accountable? Who will be the vigilante lawman that makes things right?

Oh I know this one... um, oh yeah The Shadow!!!


...er wait no, forget I said that.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

congratulations to alec baldwin and also to this armorer who barely got punished for killing a woman

canyoneer posted:

de_rust2 pistols only

lol

Fobby
Jun 28, 2023

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I mean she can never legally own a gun again or work in her Nepo baby career.

Maybe they can send her to jail longer if they discover her illegally concealing more guns in her rear end again, then.

GentleReject
Jan 16, 2024
Accuracy 100%

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I mean she can never legally own a gun again or work in her Nepo baby career.

The likelihood she'll fall back into the industry is high bc there's really not very much oversight tbh. Randall Miller was supposed to be on a 10 year probation from directing after the Midnight Rider incident in 2015, instead he went right back to it and released a film in 2020. Miller claims he thought he was allowed to still direct as long as he's not in charge of safety lol.

He's now been told in no uncertain terms he's not allowed to direct again until his probation ends, but in two years the probation is over and he'll be right back to it. AND He's been petitioning to end his probation early - he's clearly still building relationships and planning to work after this is all over.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Apr 16, 2024

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Fobby posted:

Maybe they can send her to jail longer if they discover her illegally concealing more guns in her rear end again, then.

The scene with Mad Max checking his weapons at Bartertown but it's entirely with guns pulled from the prison wallet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywcKkb5buJI&t=92s

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

"We made an independent evaluation of the strength of the case and the culpability of a famous artist based on the facts and circumstances and made a plea offer that we consider to be fair.

But then we learned the mean old artist was going to make an art and threw the plea offer out the window to take a weak sister to the dance and we're gonna get nothing."

This such a loving take I love your beautiful brains.

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

FoolyCharged posted:

Shoot, outside the career too. I don't think many HR departments will be jumping at the bit to hire someone that has "so bad at their last job they got someone killed" permanently attached to them by criminal charges.

she could always be a cop

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i think the woman’s career as an armorer will reach new heights after she’s out

who is going to be more safety conscious than someone whose negligence has already cost a life and resulted in prison time? you think she’d let that happen a second time??

if the oceangate ceo had somehow survived being crushed 20,000 ft beneath the sea, think how much the safety culture would’ve improved when he returned to work!

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





She will 100% be an armorer after she gets out. She'll be attached to a string budget project that is desperate for attention and hiring her will get eyeballs.

Like others have said she'll be the best goddamn armorer in the world for that project, and then from there inertia will carry her to another job afterwards.

It's at that second gig where she gets someone else killed

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

FoolyCharged posted:

Shoot, outside the career too. I don't think many HR departments will be jumping at the bit to hire someone that has "so bad at their last job they got someone killed" permanently attached to them by criminal charges.

lol at the idea of any small prodco having an HR department

it's usually more like, one guy and an assistant, and then everyone else is a freelance crew for the gig - so dude is HR as well and well he generally doesn't see any problems with how things are run, even when blatantly illegal poo poo is being done

she might not work as an armorer again but i'm willing to bet people will be hiring her in other capacities on sets, hoping to get access to further talent/connections her dad has. hiring kids of people you want to connect with in order to get an in, is as old as show business. they just have to shove her somewhere she's not responsible for anyone's safety.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Apr 16, 2024

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I think she should give up on armorer altogether and take up the gathering professions, like mining and herbalism.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
John Landis continued to get work after killing several people on one of his movies, but he was also a rich white dude in the 1980's and thus completely unaccountable for any crimes.

The Twilight Zone trial was going on during the production of Three Amigos. Rumor is that Chevy Chase cracked a joke about it at some point during filming and nearly got in a fistfight with Landis. Story sounds believable, as Chevy Chase has a reputation for being a huge jerk.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

LuckyCat posted:

I think she should give up on armorer altogether and take up the gathering professions, like mining and herbalism.

There's always findom as a fallback

When you think about it paying a woman to get your film tied up in union walkouts and wrongful death suits is the ultimate findom

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

canyoneer posted:

John Landis continued to get work after killing several people on one of his movies, but he was also a rich white dude in the 1980's and thus completely unaccountable for any crimes.

The Twilight Zone trial was going on during the production of Three Amigos. Rumor is that Chevy Chase cracked a joke about it at some point during filming and nearly got in a fistfight with Landis. Story sounds believable, as Chevy Chase has a reputation for being a huge jerk.

Yeah, but he never killed anyone. That we know of anyways. I’m a firm believer that every single famous 80s comedian has hunted a human being at some point. Rick Moranis has probably killed thousands.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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sure okay posted:

It's at that second gig where she gets someone else killed

“Why, God, why?! Why did I bring a gun to a porn set?!”

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
She'll be selling body Armour like Kyle rittenhouse

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

LuckyCat posted:

I think she should give up on armorer altogether and take up the gathering professions, like mining and herbalism.

lmao

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

LuckyCat posted:

I think she should give up on armorer altogether and take up the gathering professions, like mining and herbalism.

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I mean she can never legally own a gun again or work in her Nepo baby career.

Daddy will float her expenses until he dies and she inherits.

This is a blow to her ego only.

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