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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
What a bad idea

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

FBS posted:

To shoot one member of the production with your prop gun may be regarded as a misfortune; to shoot two looks like carelessness.

Dual-wielding is a quadruple edged sword

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Just say bang with your mouth you idiots

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Stop laughing alec its not funny

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
"l guess i'll just half rear end loading these mg42s"
-prop guy, Saving Private Ryan (convicted for 800 counts of manslaughter)

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Has he killed anyone today?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Reminder that alec balwin once explained turbulence to a stewardess. She knows what it is you patronizing dick

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Alec baldwin has a mortician on retainer

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Any day when Alec Mad Dog Baldwin doesn't kill people with a huge minigun I get a little uneasy. Like the world is slightly off-kilter

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I hope alec baldwin never plays the president of america because the nuke button would turn out to be real and he would just :f5:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Gutcruncher posted:

but there’s pretty clear reasons a director would demand real guns on set

Like Alec Baldwin's rider

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

PinheadSlim posted:

Is there anything that looks like the gunfight from Heat that's 100% CGI or does it all look cartoonish like Freddie Wong?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

StrangersInTheNight posted:

at this point i would not be surprised if we found out alec baldwin himself was posting in this thread, just given some of the weird-rear end takes


Pretty sure Big Beef City is Alec Baldwin. He's consumed by hate because he's under a spotlight right now and hasn't been able to kill anyone for several days. The next time you see him make a friendly post do not rejoice for it has been paid with blood of innocents

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage... AMMO IN A FANNY PACK!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Tricking a millionaire to shoot less wealthy people is hardcore findom by proxy

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
If you really wanna ruin a movie use a Short Round

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

kntfkr posted:

edit: I am sorry we are still on pantie and findom chat but I'm thankful Alec Baldwin hasn't killed anyone this week....that we know of

He hasn't found the right financial dominatrix to feed the belt into his machine gun yet

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Splorange posted:

they should just put fake rotors on and have the pilot make the vrrrrrrrrrrrrr chak-chak-chak sounds

what's the proper onomatopoeia for helicopters again? I only have flashbacks to go on.

death-death-death-death-crash-boom-burn

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
How many people died making the Lord of the rings movies? That Orlando guy went loving crazy with the bow, looked really dangerous

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Well duh the gatling gun has a crank not a trigger

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
What if.. what if every bullet had a laser sight built into them. You'd see a dot whenever a bullet was in the chamber. Real bullets would have red lasers, blanks green

And IOT magazines that order more bullets when theyre running low

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
If the husband gets killed too i'm calling shenanigans

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
He's gonna execute alec baldwin

in

The Executive Producer

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
There's no worse way to die than getting shot by alec baldwin

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Cinematographer: Drop the gun Alec!

Alec Baldwin: Drop it? How about I just fuckin'... prop it :blastu:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
So Alec Baldwin is outside my house right now, firing a huge AA gun at passing cars. It sure produces a lot of noise

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I just got loving strafed by alec baldwin in a triplane

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I heard on the radio that at this rate Baldwin is gonna surpass Mao's bodycount by 2026

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
lmao i just had a bunch of small intestine removed because i was shot in the gut by alec loving baldwin

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I must have missed the greedy execs laughing at the dead cinematographer. Can some one link this?

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