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Everyone knows sliced bread is The Greatest Thing. Well let's think of something new that can be The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread.
Here's my first idea: disposable chairs
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Oct 23, 2021 05:34
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- nut
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yogurt in some kind of tube
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Oct 23, 2021 05:45
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- nut
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granola compressed into some kind of holdable form but u can still eat it wait no add more sugar to it ok more more good good yes keep going until it is literally a chocolate bar without the outer shell of chocolate ya that's good i am pleased
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Oct 23, 2021 06:22
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- Ventral EggSac
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Bread Bowls
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Oct 23, 2021 14:09
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Loose leaf tea things in the shape of a person so when you put it in your cup it looks like they have their arms resting on the rim, relaxing on the side of the mug
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Oct 23, 2021 14:11
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by sebmojo
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bread bongs
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Oct 23, 2021 15:11
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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hyperspace bread wells
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Oct 23, 2021 16:57
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- hot cocoa on the couch
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easily mankind's best invention
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Oct 23, 2021 19:30
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- Finger Prince
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Bread with user-customizable slice thickness (ie a whole loaf and a bread knife).
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Oct 23, 2021 20:36
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- Mac Tonight
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aw yeah tahts it man
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bread sliced the long way. big ol sandwiches.
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Oct 23, 2021 21:01
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- Sherbert Hoover
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juicero, but for milk
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Oct 24, 2021 01:33
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Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle
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Oct 24, 2021 02:57
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- AARD VARKMAN
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Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle
drat that sounds good. have you tried microwaving a tide pod? Maybe it just works
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Oct 24, 2021 02:59
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- Finger Prince
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Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle
Microwave Roomba
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Oct 24, 2021 02:59
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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There we go.
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Oct 24, 2021 15:14
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grey goo but it cleans computer
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Oct 24, 2021 15:15
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- deep dish peat moss
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Trees
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Oct 24, 2021 23:31
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- deep dish peat moss
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Look Ted if you didn't want me to say Trees maybe you should have said the greatest new thing since sliced bread
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Oct 24, 2021 23:32
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look im seeing all great things in here but if you want the greatest thing its gotta be them hot cubes.
lol yr sig
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Oct 25, 2021 00:26
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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Wet bread ( wet from soup, perhaps)
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Oct 25, 2021 20:22
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sliced bread, but somehow even more sliced?
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Oct 25, 2021 22:12
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Spiral-sliced bread
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Oct 26, 2021 03:42
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sliced bread, but somehow even more sliced?
unsliced bread, that was sliced and then put back together
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Oct 26, 2021 05:25
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What if we took the greatest idea of sliced bread and improved on it? So for starters, let's go with two slices, that's twice as good so already a double improvement. Then, put some stuff you like hidden in between them. Maybe some lunch meat, perhaps some vegetables, whatever you want, your call! Hell throw some condiments on that bread and liven things up a little more! Combo it up! Go wild!
You pick it up and you are thinking "cool, sliced bread!" but then you see there's two slices and you're going "Whoah, no way!" You bite in and hot drat what is all this amazing stuff inside where did that come from? I thought I was going to be eating the greatest thing, sliced bread, but check this mind blowing poo poo out! Fuckin jackpot!
I'm open to naming suggestions, just spit balling here about the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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Oct 26, 2021 06:17
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We are currently slicing through three dimensions of bread, but we can do more
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Oct 26, 2021 06:29
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time-sliced bread
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Oct 26, 2021 12:19
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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Pre-Chewed Food. Now you can just swallow it!
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Oct 26, 2021 12:50
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May 6, 2024 01:57
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- hot cocoa on the couch
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Pre-Chewed Food. Now you can just swallow it!
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