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Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

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biosterous




Twenty Four posted:

What if we took the greatest idea of sliced bread and improved on it? So for starters, let's go with two slices, that's twice as good so already a double improvement. Then, put some stuff you like hidden in between them. Maybe some lunch meat, perhaps some vegetables, whatever you want, your call! Hell throw some condiments on that bread and liven things up a little more! Combo it up! Go wild!

You pick it up and you are thinking "cool, sliced bread!" but then you see there's two slices and you're going "Whoah, no way!" You bite in and hot drat what is all this amazing stuff inside where did that come from? I thought I was going to be eating the greatest thing, sliced bread, but check this mind blowing poo poo out! Fuckin jackpot!

I'm open to naming suggestions, just spit balling here about the greatest thing since sliced bread.



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he/him

Stoner Sloth


the problem with time-sliced bread is that it starts off too floury and ends up with a bit of a moldy finish

AARD VARKMAN
the ham box

a lunchbox exactly designed to fit an entire ham to take to work with you and make your coworkers jealous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
sleeced bread

Twenty Four



As T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics would often say, :nice:

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Escape From Noise

Pre-buttered bread

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