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Good news! I found $10,000 worth of Wendy's coupons buried in the backyard. There's lots more too, enough for everyone! I stashed the rest in the old woodshed that's full of spider webs and a music box that never stops playing. Help yourself! |
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Weird, this coupon says "CUSTOMER expires" 10/29/2021.
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Ghouled Mango posted:Weird, this coupon says "CUSTOMER expires" 10/29/2021. This is why I always pay full price 
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Oct 29, 2021 21:29
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You've all crossed a terrible threshold. Coupons & Deals are forbidden fruits for a reason, but you fools have tasted of their nectars and will now pay the price.
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Ghouled Mango posted:You've all crossed a terrible threshold. Coupons & Deals are forbidden fruits for a reason, but you fools have tasted of their nectars and will now pay the price. But not FULL price. (I have a coupon) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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oh jeez it looks all my pumpkins got squashed ( ) but maybe the raven would be interested in some of the pieces?i am selling the smashed remains of many pumpkins hmu
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Oct 29, 2021 23:31
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Rarity posted:*comes running into thread* 
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maybe later we can play metroid prime 2's multiplayer. it's honestly really good i swear
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hey, does anyone know what happened to the door that leads down from the attic? it’s like it just sort of vanished, there’s a brick wall where it used to be. I tried the other door (that I swear wasn’t here before…) but that one leads to a hallway that goes on for five and a half minutes.
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Percy Teatwillow posted:hey, does anyone know what happened to the door that leads down from the attic? it’s like it just sort of vanished, there’s a brick wall where it used to be. I tried the other door (that I swear wasn’t here before…) but that one leads to a hallway that goes on for five and a half minutes. Oh, that leads to the Chamber of Poisoned Bliss. Whether you're ready for that chamber or not is uhhhh that's up to you man. ---------------- |
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Ghouled Mango posted:Oh, that leads to the Chamber of Poisoned Bliss. Whether you're ready for that chamber or not is uhhhh that's up to you man. I mean, I guess if there isn't a chamber of Unpoisoned Bliss in this place I'll settle for what I can get.
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Ghouled Mango posted:Oh, that leads to the Chamber of Poisoned Bliss. Whether you're ready for that chamber or not is uhhhh that's up to you man. wait, was that where the gas station sushi was, because I'm not feeling great
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Oct 30, 2021 01:59
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honestly after weeks living in my pickup any place that has chambers is alright with me. did someone say ten thousand dollars?
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just woke up for the second day in a row on a pile of severed heads with something nameless and unspeakable nipping at my feet. there's blood and ectoplasm everywhere, along with these gaping holes in the walls that are going to take forever to patch and spackle (especially doing this one-handed with my trusted revolver at the ready). I've located most of the other guests, or at least what's left of them. those were some pretty clever hiding spots but clearly we're dealing with an equally clever supernatural force, I'm guessing that in life they were really good at those spot-the-difference puzzles. on top of that, there's no sign of my got danged money that's IT I'm SICK AND TIRED of these spooks haunting BYOB it's time to take out the trash!!
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Everyone, I apologize for the disruption, and the offending guest has been removed from Dirge Hill. Upon his apprehension his pockets were found stuffed to the seams with coupons and we believe he had come here in a misguided effort to find deals. I'm afraid I can't say much more than that. It will not happen again. As compensation you are each entitled to one (1) raven feather when we manage to catch that raven, which currently appears to be perched on the steeple, making direct eye contact with me while eating half of a french fry.
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look I gotta say it, this kind of thing is exactly why I haven't been coming to thanksgiving
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Ghouled Mango posted:Everyone, I apologize for the disruption, and the offending guest has been removed from Dirge Hill. Upon his apprehension his pockets were found stuffed to the seams with coupons and we believe he had come here in a misguided effort to find deals. I'm afraid I can't say much more than that. It will not happen again. As compensation you are each entitled to one (1) raven feather when we manage to catch that raven, which currently appears to be perched on the steeple, making direct eye contact with me while eating half of a french fry. Can I have the coupons instead? I'm beginning to think maybe I'm not going to be getting that money
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Manifisto posted:just woke up for the second day in a row on a pile of severed heads with something nameless and unspeakable nipping at my feet. there's blood and ectoplasm everywhere, along with these gaping holes in the walls that are going to take forever to patch and spackle (especially doing this one-handed with my trusted revolver at the ready). I've located most of the other guests, or at least what's left of them. those were some pretty clever hiding spots but clearly we're dealing with an equally clever supernatural force, I'm guessing that in life they were really good at those spot-the-difference puzzles. 
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Bingo Bango posted:Can I have the coupons instead? 
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but my gambling debts!
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Um, excuse me but can anyone help with possession here? I'm uh...dealing with some stuff in some threads and I think it has something to do with this rickety old thread...
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In response to unforeseen developments amongst the mods and administration of Something Awful I'm afraid that none of you are any longer eligible for the ten thousand dollars. And I lost track of the raven. Now, technically, I'd ordinarily say "so go home" but the rickety old thread is... snarling and glowing a hellish crimson whenever I type that phrase. And it appears that the front door has disappeared. So please sit tight in your attics or wing pits or whatnot, light another one up if you need to. I'll attempt to get to the bottom of this-- this meddling from Big Mod. ---------------- |
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So we can start ripping their heads off and pouring all the blood out now, right?
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Wait this isn't my PMs
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Ghouled Mango posted:In response to unforeseen developments amongst the mods and administration of Something Awful I'm afraid that none of you are any longer eligible for the ten thousand dollars. a couple of deadbeats, huh? wow you're really adding insult to injury here. I don't know if being a moderator technically allows me to garnish your wages but you can be sure we'll be repossessing some of this thread's furniture! I quite fancy that sarcophagus actually.
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Manifisto posted:a couple of deadbeats, huh? wow you're really adding insult to injury here. I don't know if being a moderator technically allows me to garnish your wages but you can be sure we'll be repossessing some of this thread's furniture! I quite fancy that sarcophagus actually. Oh THAT furniture? The furniture levitating to the top of the ceiling and rotating violently? Good luck catching it, copper. ---------------- |
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Ghouled Mango posted:Oh THAT furniture? The furniture levitating to the top of the ceiling and rotating violently? Good luck catching it, copper. that's what this extremely expensive proton pack is for! *fumbles with proton pack* where is that goddamn on switch?
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You can't have the sacrophogus, Dave is sleeping in there!
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Hey I hear you all like ten thousand dollars? Well, fine. If you agree to boot out these interminable ghost hunters, you can have this *dramatically flings open the wing pit hatch* 
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yes, yes. we do your bidding and we get the pile of money and you cackle and disappear and it turns back into bones. YAWN
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i'm gonna make an nft of the concept of ghosts doing a haunting and then if any ghosts try to haunt me i will sue them, straight into the blockchain video game King of Dragon Pass has proved that you can successfully sue a ghost out of a house, so logically you should be able to sue them into a blockchain, it's just obvious
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