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I think at the funeral Harry is going to stab his brother in the back slaying him in one blow and then turn towards his nephew and point his sword and tell him "If you acceed the throne then I will spare you and the rest of your family", and the nephew is like "I shaw neva suwendah to dose of youw ilk" and pulls out his own sword, and it's crazy, Harry is suddenly sword fighting his nephew and it's very evenly matched! But Harry wins the fight and knocks the sword off his nephew away, and slashes his cheek. Looks like Harry is about to kill two kings in one day. But his nephew pulls something out of the ground? No it's a sword in a stone! He pulls out Excalibur from the ground and with glowing radiance strikes down his uncle assassin. As prince Harry is placed in cuffs and the police walk him to the police car, or lorry, as they call them in England, the crowd cheers. Anyway that's what I think is going to happen
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Nah, they’ll all just stand around and bray at each other through those British teefies, like a giant inbred donkey breedery. None of them have the stones to do anything
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dr_rat posted:british parliament is good enough at crumbling on it's own. No outside help required. Stupid messy bitches make great farce material though. Though we don't seem to have a Blackadder.
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fuctifino posted:From all accounts, William is very stupid, extremely arrogant and prone to aggression. The royal family are all German so this is hardly surprising
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Should never have gone with Charles for your name as regent. Cursed rear end royal name.
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sitchensis posted:Charles the Patient
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King Chucky has someone waiting in hell for him…. It’s his bestie Jimmy Savile :max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(404x268:406x270)/prince-charles-jimmy-savile-3-5482721db6b84c9a9e2f77b7b80308d2.jpg)  
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Chuck'll gently caress It
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Drone_Fragger posted:William is lazy and doesn't take the "job" (as such, lol) seriously, he used Kates pregnancies, and then having kids, and now her untimely death and installation of a doppelganger to drop out of absolutely everything he possibly could so other royals had to take up the slack, and has shown no indication he will not keep doing that. Now if you're like, I don't know, Beatrice or someone useless who no one cares about I doubt anyone would care, but in Williams case he's literally heir to the throne and will have to do royal engagements every single day as king. If ur a lazy and easily bored royal, just press some peasants in the village you are visiting to carry you on a recliner and fan you with palm leaves or ostrich feathers. You can even force other villagers or members of your retinue in poor standing to entertain you with acts of juggling, light acrobatics and buffoonery. This is king stuff 101 people
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Coq au Nandos posted:I could see both Australia and Canada chomping at the bit to take on a trainee King as Governor-General. In fact back in 2019 there was apparently a (rejected) proposal to give Australia Harry. In fairness he would be leagues better than the current dipshit. I can't see that happening. Charles put himself forward for GG of Australia and Australia apparently was very clear that it wasn't going to be acceptable. And republican sentiment is only stronger now.
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nonathlon posted:I can't see that happening. Charles put himself forward for GG of Australia and Australia apparently was very clear that it wasn't going to be acceptable. And republican sentiment is only stronger now. This sort of thing is a lot of what I think they need to learn, when to keep out of politics and maintain an appearance of neutrality and being above the day to day political fray. If Charles had become king a couple of decades earlier I think he would already be getting negative press from trying to influence parliament.
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nonathlon posted:I can't see that happening. Charles put himself forward for GG of Australia and Australia apparently was very clear that it wasn't going to be acceptable. And republican sentiment is only stronger now. Oh god, is that why Tony Abbot invented and gave him an Australian knighthood?
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haven't had a royal die in ages *sigh*
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It's like municipal buses, you wait 70 years and then three go at once.
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Mola Yam posted:haven't had a royal die in ages *sigh* Drinking the blood of the peasantry under the light of every full moon does tend to keep one healthy alas. 
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Mola Yam posted:haven't had a royal die in ages *sigh* I swear down one lost a fight with a shotgun the other week
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Is chucks dead yet? Ugh, Mondays.
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Code Jockey posted:is the current old bitch dead yet manners! have some respect. that's real uppity royal old bitch, by the grace of god, rectal blight receptacle and king of the blighted isles.
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Did the sun set on the British empire today
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Watched the new Netflix drama about the Noncey Prince and its p good, but the actor doing Andrew plays him a little too nervous. He was so pleased with himself and his answers in the original about Pizza Express, sweating, and just chillin with Jeff in the NYC Nonce Mansion.
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staberind posted:i take it charlies arse has yet to commit regicide? Journalist will all still be a bit hungover from the weekend, ask again on Tuesday.
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AlmightyBob posted:somehow liz truss is to blame again She just published a book
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That one evil Damien rear end royal kid is letting his media empire know his plans.
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Are you implying Liz Truss has the sort of head you’d find attached to a crooked monkeys paw?
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My son got me sick, the only way I will feel better is if a monarch bites the dust. Please Mr. Windsor I feel so miserable.
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Cabal Ties posted:Are you implying Liz Truss has the sort of head you’d find attached to a crooked monkeys paw?  And she's already cursed Charlie, but he's younger so it takes time for the rot to set in  Plus she also touched our economy, and that's totally hosed now. What more proof does anybody need?
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dr_rat posted:That one evil Damien rear end royal kid is letting his media empire know his plans. I find it hard to believe there's only one.
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MrQwerty posted:Beatrice will win the championship there's a question. who - andrew aside - is the biggest creep/mutant in the succession and how do we get them in the throne
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