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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Javid posted:

It seems pretty clear that trump was trying to incite his supporters to do a treason on his behalf. And it might've worked, if the guys who were willing to drive to DC for Trump at that point weren't a bunch of complete morons, and had actually moved in a coordinated manner towards planned objectives that accomplished the end goal of "coup" instead of stealing furniture, taking selfies, and tasing themselves in the nuts to death

If he'd had the foresight to have plants in the crowd continuing the inciting after he left, he'd probably still be president, but he believed his own bullshit that his army of sheepdogs would rise up and etc, and then they tased themselves in the nuts to death instead and the rest is history

it seems pretty clear that trump was trying to do a publicity stunt to boost his likely planned post-presidential media career except it turns out that the chuds were dumb enough to take him seriously

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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but anyway, nobody's gonna give a poo poo about jan 6 because the country is still going to poo poo and the dems lied about fixing it and so they'll eat poo poo in 2022

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

*very lib voice* well we WERE gonna win hispanics but hispanic culture is built around MACHO which is why they wouldnt vote for their (and my) abuela

dems are going to be destroyed in 2022 for disrespecting the macho madness

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Best Friends posted:

machx madness.

the machx person randy savage

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Why does that podcast still exist

to hazard a guess its because shitlibs are extremely easy to grift

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1529468474413694976?s=20&t=b0jdys9w3MVDYAz3OLJ0Cg

"We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas." These MFs would punt on the first down lmao.

im sure that "we're gonna hold the lives of your kids hostage until you support us" is a real vote-winner

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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tangy yet delightful posted:

Put actual powerful people in chains and march them into jail cells and put them on actual trial and actually lock them up. Show actual consequences and from that actually do things for the electorate because part of locking up the "bad guys trying to take over the country" needs to be showing "good guys doing good things for the country".

what do you think this is, china?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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the democrats will once again try to run as the real party of power and patriotism and the gop will run endless ads about the biden admin absolutely humiliating themselves on the international stage, thus contributing to the dems' impending annihilation in 2022

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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um actually i think you'll find that the your baby isn't really starving just look at this powerpoint presentation here

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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when boomers send their people they're not sending their best. they’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. they’re bringing succ. they’re bringing smoothbrains. they’re libs. and some, I assume, are good people

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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boomers may be a dipshit generation that ruined the world, but then again my generation have been letting their decrepit asses get away with it so it's hard to say who's worse

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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taking a break from my 24/7 burning hatred of boomers to appreciate the fact that the dems got destroyed in a district that's gone blue every single time since it was created

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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THS2 posted:

watching “demographics is destiny” getting crushed in real time

its even funnier because as it turns out the democrats have alienated all the growing demographics to the degree that "demographics is destiny" is actually true, except it's in the gop's favour since they're the only ones bothering to do any outreach

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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in 2020 the dem candidate won tx 34 by about 13-14 points

so what im saying is that the democrats are going to get destroyed in 2022

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i'm still in awe that those fuckers somehow managed to convince themselves that going "well we meant $2000 total so that includes stuff that was already given to you earlier" after running ads featuring $2000 checks was probably fine. literally a week after the election if i remember right

how do you end up like that? i realize the actual dem leadership is various levels of senile or brain damaged, but what about the rank and file that go on twitter to explain how this is in fact good and is what reasonable people want?

modern day liberalism isn't actually about accomplishing anything, it's about libs want treats now and the ultimate treat is to be able to smugly look down on and berate their perceived inferiors

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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turning a big dial that says "transphobia" on it and constantly looking back at the data scientists for approval

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

biden hasn't invaded anywhere in south or central america. he also didn't weasel out of trump's withdrawal from afghanistan (i think he forgot until it was too late). i think a lot of us believed he'd be able to actually start a war as he so transparently craves. that's what his entire cabinet was built around, but they are just as old and feeble as biden. instead there's ukraine, whose us involvement consists of sexually gratifying bluechecks and feeding the mic without providing a corresponding popularity boost.

the intent of the afghanistan withdrawal was to keep the meatgrinder going for years except with no american casualties

i'm willing to bet good money that if they had known how fast their lil' puppet regime would fold there's be us troops in kabul to this day

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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you can always reflect on the irrefutable fact that the democrats are going to get destroyed in 2022 to make you feel better

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Antonymous posted:

did their rules ever help a single thread come to a consensus. they seem intended for people to reach some kind of synthesis conclusion but I never saw it

those rules are intended to facilitate arbitrary mod actions by removing any need to come up with plausible explanations for punishments while providing an illusion of even-handedness, hth

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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imagine still defending a political party that spent the month of heads-up time it was given before what is ostensibly one of their core policies being dismantled solely on churning out some boilerplate fundraising letters lmao forever

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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man, at least trump's brand of insanity was entertaining, this poo poo is just sad and pathetic

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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said the twitter account dedicated to hyping a report that turned out to be the wettest of farts

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Grandpa Palpatine posted:

why the gently caress does the dem caucus think Pelosi is a net positive? she says the most painful sounding poo poo in her press conferences on the reg. it's always nauseating


is it truly because no one else knows how to do the job well?

its because the dems aren't an actual political party as much as a politician's guild

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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voting can solve this by destroying the democrats in 2022, inshallah

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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if china was run by liberals it would most definitely not be on the same economic path

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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its not gonna be pretty, but it's also kinda funny that the dems are such a waste that the us is gonna VOTE turbofascism into office

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Ardennes posted:

It is the natural choice of no options, the Democrats have made it clear this is the way things are going to be and it is intolerable for much of the population. The Republican have their base, but they need the general population to throw up their hands to take over.

Also, I would argue it is a difference of far-right flavors. The Republicans are short-sighted accelerations that don’t seem particularly concerned with the long term stability of the regime while the Democrats are obsessed with it.

eh, i mean, the dems might claim that but they sure as hell refuse to actually do anything to uphold the long-term stability of the system

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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super sweet best pal posted:

Maybe if the Dems had addressed material conditions instead of telling everyone things were fine they wouldn't be speedrunning the Weimar.

um actually i think you'll find that they should have embedded ducklo

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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redneck nazgul posted:

you think you can just embed ducklo wherever and whenever you want?!

i'm gonna embed!

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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mila kunis posted:

i think they succeeded in ukraine. europe has been cut off from russia, will pay for more expensive american fuel and rejuvenate american business, and will firmly remain under american military and political domination for the foreseeable future

yea but this came at the price of alienating the rest of the world, and as we can now plainly see europe is a ridiculous fake continent with a fake economy anyway, so is it really worth it?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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spacemang_spliff posted:

The only doomsayers are the ones saying the democrats might not be destroyed

When in reality they are already destroyed they just don't know it yet

the fist of the poll star in truly invincible

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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either that or the dems gently caress up so bad that the gop can just amend the constitution via congressional supermajorities

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Grandpa Palpatine posted:

This. The thing is, even if there were a red wave, the Dems would learn nothing. That's why it's so hard to understand why everyone here is hoping for the GOP to dominate -- it's not like the Dems will suddenly start supporting socialists and leftists. It will just solidify the fascists' hold on the government and institutionalize their goddamn platform of hate. Seriously, how the gently caress can you root for that poo poo?

spite

also all that poo poo will happen even if the dems manage to cling onto office

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Grandpa Palpatine posted:

What the gently caress? I thought Pennsylvania had a liberal majority on its state supreme court?

today we're going to learn how to spell "controlled opposition"

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Zvahl posted:

conservative corporate stooge ... put a pride flag in a tweet one time in june ... demmiest dem who ever crated

where's the lie?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:

what is the Y axis here lol

to throw out a wild guess i'd say that it's bullshit

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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Weka posted:

I know some Dems have made claims like increased Hispanic immigration is in their electoral interests but how much has the party overall actively pursued it as a way to win elections?

no, the democrats just assume that they're owed the votes of all minorities everywhere

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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p impressive to pull off the "no, it's the kids who are wrong" act this consistently for so long

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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democrats are going to be destroyed so hard in 2022 that even the moon will be dyed red

Cerebral Bore has issued a correction as of 19:27 on Nov 4, 2022

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