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radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Asproigerosis posted:

Lmbo china and Russia had better fighter jets before the F-35 even rolled off the production line.

Not true but, it doesn’t matter because the F-35 will be the last fighter jet ever made. They’re already producing fighter drones.

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ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

been watching a lot of columbo, on one hand, he's a cop

but he also only gets rich people, also never kills anyone

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

This is why I never go to movies in a theater. It's too recursive

inglorious basterds did this well, now that i think about it

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

BasicLich posted:

now that thanksgiving is long past and i had to throw away the last of my cherry pie because it got moldy (I should have frozen half of it, oh well, next year) I wanna hear some pie opinions

I'll run through some of mine to start us off

cherry pie: my favorite. buy the tart cherries in the can and use lemon juice for even more tartness. if you're doing a-la mode, maybe try chocolate ice cream instead of the usual vanilla
pumpkin pie: this poo poo sucks, easily the worst pie. it's still pie so it's tasty but if it weren't a tradition it would have been phased out with the rise of modern food processing and farming
pecan pie: way too sweet, it's good but you really need a cup of strong coffee, not even milk will cut that sweetness.
mincemeat pie: my grandmother's favorite so it always appeared at thanksgiving before she passed away. I'm not entirely sure what goes inside one of those but i know it's not meat
apple pie: these are great if you've got salted caramel sauce. good with
key lime pie: another family favorite so it shows up at thanksgivings, always an interesting pie. tart and creamy.

i dont know wtf any of this is but here are the diff kinds of pies i know

plain mince: trash. povvo poo poo
chunky steak: alright but you can spice is up
steak and pepper: dad food, but, good
steak and kidney: are you british?
steak bacon and cheese: this is the primo poo poo
chicken and curry: pretty good but not my thing
bolognese: really remarkably good

optional toppings: mushed peas (sorta alright) mashed potato (god loving tier) tomato sauce (everywhere, ubiquitous, i dont personally enjoy)

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


BasicLich posted:

now that thanksgiving is long past and i had to throw away the last of my cherry pie because it got moldy (I should have frozen half of it, oh well, next year) I wanna hear some pie opinions

I'll run through some of mine to start us off

cherry pie: my favorite. buy the tart cherries in the can and use lemon juice for even more tartness. if you're doing a-la mode, maybe try chocolate ice cream instead of the usual vanilla
pumpkin pie: this poo poo sucks, easily the worst pie. it's still pie so it's tasty but if it weren't a tradition it would have been phased out with the rise of modern food processing and farming
pecan pie: way too sweet, it's good but you really need a cup of strong coffee, not even milk will cut that sweetness.
mincemeat pie: my grandmother's favorite so it always appeared at thanksgiving before she passed away. I'm not entirely sure what goes inside one of those but i know it's not meat
apple pie: these are great if you've got salted caramel sauce. good with
key lime pie: another family favorite so it shows up at thanksgivings, always an interesting pie. tart and creamy.

Key lime pie rules, one of my favorite pies.
I'm a big fan of berry pies. Razzle, blue, marionberry (bitch set me up!), they're all pretty drat good as long as they're submerged under a giant scoop of ice cream
If you go to Shenandoah park in Virginia they call this a blackberry ice cream pie:

It's just a big hunk of ice cream though. And honestly pie is just an ice cream vehicle

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

radical meme posted:

Not true but, it doesn’t matter because the F-35 will be the last fighter jet ever made. They’re already producing fighter drones.

Wups, yeah that sounds about right. I bet not having a human and all the necessary gear for that is really liberating for the designers.

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

dessert pies sound rad and you can buy them frozen here if you really want but i think id rather meat vs fruit if i had the choice

we have other apple pastries and berry danishes and stuff

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

gently caress pies I came to TRUMP!

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

:hmmyes:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Give me a balogna pie swimming in peas, please

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

Hatebag posted:

Give me a balogna pie swimming in peas, please

this is inedible. however, the kiwis WILL make it for you. there are no pie rules there

bolognese pies are a kiwi export far as i know

common household appliance here: pie maker. kinda like aw affle iron but for 4 pies. pies are small, personal sized meals. you made red wine pepper steak last night? thicken up that sauce and dice the steak then chuck it in a fuckin pie mate

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/J__Velasquez/status/1465372348983480333

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Virgil Vox posted:

your car might have some

Filthy Hans posted:

check your sex drawer

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Try your forehead


wow, i'm not gunna take pictures of my perfectly cooked (deep fried) totinos ham and cheese pizza rolls now

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

petit choux posted:

gently caress pies I came to TRUMP!

lol nobody's stopping you

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
how many pies has trump hosed :confused:

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
5 card stud. No wild. Sky’s the limit…

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

Lastgirl posted:

how many pies has trump hosed :confused:

just one to try it out since the movie.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

petit choux posted:

gently caress pies I came to TRUMP!

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

Lastgirl posted:

how many pies has trump hosed :confused:

fuckin a meat pie is for when your dick isnt 3rd degree burnt enough

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trump's a fuckpie

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Alec Eiffel posted:

gently caress it, play me some Duran Duran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6p5Q6_JBes

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

I’m kinda loving the cat fight.

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Asproigerosis posted:

Lmbo china and Russia had better fighter jets before the F-35 even rolled off the production line.

f35 is a generation ahead

china cant design and manufacture their own planes yet

4th gen fighters are deployed, f35 is 5th gen

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

why are there children in every Duran Duran music video

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

petit choux posted:

Wups, yeah that sounds about right. I bet not having a human and all the necessary gear for that is really liberating for the designers.

The marines will feature creep their way into demanding a human sacrifice be stuffed on board somewhere

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

quote:

“What do you want me to tell you? That I
tased him? Yes. Am I a loving piece of poo poo? Yes.”

That's just a dril tweet, it's not admissible in court

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

why are there children in every Duran Duran music video

u know why

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

durian durian

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

AARGH!!

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

First you TRUMP
Then you PISSSSSS

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Duran Tromp

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Ol sakkman posted:

this is inedible. however, the kiwis WILL make it for you. there are no pie rules there

bolognese pies are a kiwi export far as i know

common household appliance here: pie maker. kinda like aw affle iron but for 4 pies. pies are small, personal sized meals. you made red wine pepper steak last night? thicken up that sauce and dice the steak then chuck it in a fuckin pie mate

Is the appliance called a pie mate? That'd be a good name

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Alec Eiffel posted:

5 card stud. No wild. Sky’s the limit…

did you get your toyota fixed ?

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

LegoMan posted:

First you TRUMP
Then you PISSSSSS

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Oi! Chuck it in the pie mate!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
it's trumcember

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ChrisCillizza/status/1465832644684484611

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Kookaburra shits in the old cum tree

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