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  Everyone get ready to pin on a poppy for COP26 and pop a plop in a pond. In Other News  • The initial response to Covid-19 is described as 'one of the most important public health failures the UK has ever experienced' • Saudi Arabia now owns Newcastle United, senior Tories have arranged to sell weapons to the club. • Tesco opens its first checkout-free store. • The British Medical Association accuses the government of being wilfully negligent for not bringing back masking and distancing. • Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer goes into self-isolation after testing negative for policies. • Intel began open commercial announcement of the 4004 microprocessor 50 years ago this month. • Nick Clegg uses his post-politics mental skills, augmented with Facebook Meta power, to psychically lift goose poo poo.  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learnincurve posted:Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this. 
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This is still up https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1405280153949720579
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feedmegin posted:My wife just got approved for Indefinite Leave to Remain  congrats
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Yeah, it's mostly absentee landlords because it's a lot easier to sell the house when you have a few months where they're away from it. This person was just caught away from home for an extended period for other reasons.
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When life gives you poms, make pomade. e: Prime numbers that differ from each other by 6 are called sexy primes, because of the Latin root and also because mathematicians.
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antimacassars + piss = antipicasso picasso = guernica antipicasso = franco franco-prussian war = bismarck bismarck = north dakota dakota fanning = the cat in the hat dr suess = horten hears a ho 229 gotha go 229 = secret nazi flying wing therefore house of saxe-coburg and gotha = secret nazi weapon - pistachios Wake up! Rubbing piss in your hair is the only way to stop the plot. 
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The One Where Joey Realizes That Jihad Is The Only Solution To Modern Global Liberal Capitalism
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Half of that article is just copied from P. G. Wodehouse short stories written a century ago. I just can't get the hang of these new electric fans, and the chap that installed them went back to East Prussia to become a Bolshevik.
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TACD posted:What the gently caress is an infinity toilet 
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He did climate change to one up his brother and those dinosaurs.
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peanut- posted:Just in case you hadn't worked out that the FBPEs are bad yet
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Don't they have to as part of some of the existing food agreements? Like "non-EU salt and pepper" isn't a marketing thing, it's saying "this can't be sold in the EU without further checks" rather than "100% guaranteed that a Dutchman hasn't touched this salt and pepper with his disgusting Euro hands"
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Jedit posted:Of course a year or so of that and you become completely unemployable. I want to know why the thesis got rejected.
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The hot new terf look is literally repeating "the worst thing that a man can be is a woman" from 1930s Nazi transmisogyny while calling yourself a brave feminist. Now lets get a fair and balanced medical view from some nice old doctors we found hiding in Argentina.
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OwlFancier posted:I actually didn't think anything could really rattle me any more but that insane screed kinda has, genuinely unnerving to know I'm walking around with people like that out there.
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I'm hoping that if one tiny good thing comes of this it'll be that most reasonable people will have some kind of Jolyon Maugham moment* and start putting this in the same category Of course the BBC and most of the rest of the press will do their hardest to just pretend it doesn't exist, but so long as people can get their heads around the fact that Nazis aren't poo poo because they wave scary flags and are interested in esoteric political ideas, they're poo poo because those flags and ideas call for oppression and murder, there's no way of excusing any of this either. *The one where he realized that terves are as violent and unhinged as everyone was saying, not the incident with the fox
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NotJustANumber99 posted:So Elon offers to do a good thing... and thats a bad thing. OK Having given due publicity to his promise, our millionaire proceeded as usual to stroll quietly through the streets of Frankfort. Three or four passers-by asked for their five shillings, which he disbursed with a sardonic smile. His stratagem succeeded, and the family of the millionaire is still in possession of its wealth.
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And have investment scandals but none of them get called Elongate wtf
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And it was cooked up by people who presumably want teenage trans girls to be forced to use men's changing facilities, so it's a bad question all the way down, starting with the assumption that 'male-sexed people' and 'teenage girls' are two mutually exclusive categories and ending with the BBC inviting some cis women who absolutely shouldn't be allowed near teen girls unsupervised in to give their cool thoughts on things.
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It's amazing that he doesn't need penny by penny breakdowns for where all the money goes in order to do half the stuff that he already wants to do.
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Halloween's getting a bit ridiculous now https://twitter.com/sleeful/status/1455592525348102146
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Puntification posted:The poo poo always makes me feel like we're gonna see the insufficiently patriotic burned alive in poppy wickermen to ensure a strong harvest before too long. e: at exactly 11 on 11/11 for reasons they have long forgotten Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Nov 3, 2021 |
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xtothez posted:Thankfully my fridge is fully stocked up on both milk and respects 
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That's pretty much how prayer wheels work.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:The Americans didn't want them because, well, look at the place - a population willing to shoot somebody for asking them to wear a mask at Costco are *not* going to be amenable to regular, self-administered testing.
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The disgusting pile of biological waste on a shop floor is one of the more accurate tributes.
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OwlFancier posted:I mean looking at the labour party they probably aren't much better. Also  https://twitter.com/SaHreports/status/1455530187811131408
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The number of people who think that you don't have a right to complain if you don't vote is distressingly large. If you voted for A and A won, then you won, what are you complaining about? If you voted for A and B won, then you lost, get over it, will of the people. If you didn't vote then you didn't play the game, you can't complain. The logical sum of the three being "shut up, prole"
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Some of those that give notice Are the same that herd ovis
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Geese are also good at keeping grass down if you want smaller omnivorous territorial psychopaths.
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20 April - Watched an awful video about an ogre who wallows in his own turds and makes all Scots look bad. 6 May - Suspended him from Labour
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I know where you get nazi skeletons but I don't think I'm allowed to say on the internet.
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EvilHawk posted:The only thing the Tories have to do to be the ruling party forever is avoid getting caught up in controversy after controversy
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Probot sounds like a roomba that tries to fiddle kids. Nobody mention this idea to Elon Musk. This is important.
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The obvious scenario is that the corruption upset someone else's grift.
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Leicester East goes to Pat Owenson of the Anti-Corruption Party (Independent)
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exit printer go brr
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