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Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

When I first arrived on BYOB we had a nice Mad Libs thread running. It appears as if it has long died though and now I intend to revive it!

I've selected 5 primo MadLibs books and I'm ready to play some 'Libs!

If you're not familiar with the game, I will supply a list of types of words/phrases and I will need you to supply me with an appropriate answer. Once the list is finished I will then plug these words into a story and if all goes well we'll have a few good chuckles!

Feel free to skip around the list as you'd prefer. I can only accept one answer per item. Feel free to post more than once per MadLib, but maybe don't hog it all either.

The List:
1. By the balls of a barnacle!
2. Chevron with Techron
3. Gravity
4. suplexed
5. rear end-Penny
6. Weaver
7. Inhaling
8. Squelch
9. Lamplighter
10. Duwayne
11. Ascots
12. Flamingo Pink
13. color halfway between Puce and Mauve
14. Chill
15. Stanky
16. Taint
17. Hot Dang!

Here we go

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Nov 2, 2021

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:58

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:22

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

9. Lamplighter

# ? Nov 1, 2021 18:12

deep dish peat moss

1. By the balls of a barnacle!

# ? Nov 1, 2021 18:39

Ass-penny

lmao that was my thread. I have been meaning to edit the last few libs into the OP and have it goldmined. I plan on starting one in GBS but I've been busy with real life poo poo plust :effort:

I necroed that thread three or so times and my reasoning for intending to move it was that I don't think we really have the traffic to keep that thread on the first few pages. It is an honor to have my thread called out like this, I'm here for it.

6. weaver

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Nov 1, 2021 19:23

French Accent

12. Flamingo Pink

# ? Nov 1, 2021 19:26

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

7. inhaling

# ? Nov 1, 2021 19:29

biosterous

~~7. suplexing~~

ninja edit dangit

17. HOT DANG!

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he/him

# ? Nov 1, 2021 19:31

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

13. color halfway between Puce and Mauve

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

# ? Nov 1, 2021 22:19

Stoner Sloth

16. taint

# ? Nov 1, 2021 22:48

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

biosterous posted:

~~7. suplexing~~

ninja edit dangit

4. suplexed

# ? Nov 1, 2021 23:38

deep dish peat moss

11. Ascots

# ? Nov 1, 2021 23:50

deep dish peat moss

10. Duwayne

# ? Nov 1, 2021 23:51

biosterous

your friend sk posted:

4. suplexed

ty friend!

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he/him

# ? Nov 2, 2021 00:01

Ass-penny

15. Stanky

# ? Nov 2, 2021 00:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

8. squelch

# ? Nov 2, 2021 03:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

2. Chevron with Techron

# ? Nov 2, 2021 07:18

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

3. Gravity

# ? Nov 2, 2021 08:45

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Just need an adjective and a poster now.

If someone gets one I'll fill in the other.

# ? Nov 2, 2021 11:08

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

14. chill

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# ? Nov 2, 2021 12:52

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

This comes from the hit Gender Reveal Party MadLibs book.

Great Expectations

By the Balls of a Barnacle! Everyone keeps asking if our baby will be a Chevron with Techron or a gravity. Truth besuplexed, we will be happy no matter what our baby is. But, it seems, everybody else wants to try to figure it out, especially rear end-Penny, my weaver-in-law. They won't stop inhaling me! The last time they visted, they brought in my mail and watched me squelch it, just in case there was a letter from our lamplighter. There there was that time Duwayne brought us some baby ascots in flamingo pink and a color halfway between puce and mauve and said we could only pick one. I'm too chill for their tricks. So, we're throwing our stanky friends and family a gender reveal party to finally get them off of my taint. Enjoy, everyone... HOT DANG!

# ? Nov 2, 2021 14:02

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I'll set up another one from a different book (I HAVE 5! WOW!) If anyone wants to host their own madlib, let me know and I'll let you go next! You can use one from the books or make your own! (I did one with lawnmower safety instructions one time!)

1. 7
2. Turquoise
3. Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
4. Svelte
5. Verb
6. Dank
7. Gobbled
8. Lung
9. Tits
10. Adjective
11. skedaddled
12. Adjective
13. Goblin
14. fully sexual snail with human titties
15. 27
16. Scooch
17. Plep or Plept

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Nov 3, 2021

# ? Nov 2, 2021 14:05

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

step off my taint

14. fully sexual snail with human titties

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# ? Nov 2, 2021 14:07

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

6. dank

# ? Nov 2, 2021 14:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

11. skedaddled

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 2, 2021 14:15

Finger Prince

9. Tits

# ? Nov 2, 2021 14:51

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

2. turquoise

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Nov 2, 2021 16:00

French Accent

3. Istanbul (not Constantinople)

# ? Nov 2, 2021 16:02

biosterous

4. svelte

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he/him

# ? Nov 2, 2021 18:18

Farecoal: There he go

1. Seven

# ? Nov 2, 2021 18:26

Ass-penny

Sorry for inhaling you so much, I was p drunk last night.

13. Goblin

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Nov 2, 2021 20:19