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Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

THE BUS TRIP OF DOOM from Travel Far and Mad Libs.

I arrived at the bus terminal at 7 a.m. to catch the Turquoise Line bus to Istanbul (Not Constantinople). Little did I know I was in for a Svelte journey! Before we could even squash the bus, we had to wait in a dank line. When it was time to board, everyone in line pushed and gobbled their way to the entrance. I settled into my lung and put headphones in my tits, and tried to relax. Unfortunately, the pungent person next to me skedaddled loudly the entire trip. Just when I thought the journey couldn't get anymore slimy, the bus's Goblin started smoking. The whole bus smelled like a fully sexual snail with human titties! After we exited the bus and waiting on the side of the for 27 hours, another bus came to scooch us. By the time we arrived, I promised myself I would never, ever plep a bus again.

# ? Nov 3, 2021 14:27

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# ? May 4, 2024 02:54

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I want a bus goblin as a pet! I will feed him menthols every day...

I'll be back with a new one in a bit. But in the meantime if anyone wants to host feel free to just go for it.

# ? Nov 3, 2021 14:29

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

That gad danged noisy skedaddler! :bahgawd:

# ? Nov 3, 2021 14:53

biosterous

things smelling like a fully sexual snail with human tiddies would make the whole experience more slimy, story check out

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 16:16

Ass-penny

biosterous posted:

things smelling like a fully sexual snail with human tiddies would make the whole experience more slimy, story check out

Also what is plep? dictionary.com has nothing.

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:14

alnilam

rear end-penny posted:

Also what is plep? dictionary.com has nothing.

It's a perfectly cromulent word!

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:16

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

is it spelled plibt?

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:21

alnilam

pixaal posted:

is it spelled plibt?

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:25

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

1. obsequious
2. Bus
3. Hummus
4. Gay
5. Godzilla-ishly
6. Fanny
7. Patella
8. P trap
9. Flaccid
10. Pecker
11. Jeeeehosephat
12. Blow fish
13. Lower Jaw
14. 0
15. Enchanted
16. Charge

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Nov 4, 2021

# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:30

alnilam

11. Jeeeehosephat!!

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:31

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

3 hummus

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:37

Ass-penny

13. lower jaw

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:41

biosterous

7. patella

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

14 - zero

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:38

Farecoal: There he go

2. Bus

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:38

Scaly Haylie

15. enchanted

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:54

Stoner Sloth

12. blowfish

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:59

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

9. flaccid

# ? Nov 4, 2021 02:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

6. fanny

# ? Nov 4, 2021 02:51

Finger Prince

16. Charge

# ? Nov 4, 2021 04:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

10. pecker

# ? Nov 4, 2021 04:30

Ass-penny

8. P Trap

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# ? Nov 4, 2021 04:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

1. obsequious

# ? Nov 4, 2021 04:32

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Just need:

4. Adjective
5. Adverb

# ? Nov 4, 2021 16:24

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

4. gay

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# ? Nov 4, 2021 16:28

alnilam

5. godzilla-ishly

# ? Nov 4, 2021 16:31

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I'll post soon. Sorry I was hauling rear end at work and then left early and now Im sleepy.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 20:02

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

obsequious
2. Bus
3. Hummus
4. Gay
5. Godzilla-ishly
6. Fanny
7. Patella
8. P trap
9. Flaccid
10. Pecker
11. Jeeeehosephat
12. Blow fish
13. Lower Jaw
14. 0
15. Enchanted
16. Charge

A Pinana Tells All from Birthday Party Mad Libs

I can't take it anymore! Ever since this obsequious family took me from the party supply store, my life has been a bus. Sure, I heard rumors about being stuff with hummus and smaled around with a gay bat. I just never realized those rumors we godzillia-ishly true! I might be made of fanny, but I still have feelings. First, this family stuffed treats right up my patella. That's a very personal spot for a p trap like me! Then, I overhead one of the flaccid kids say they were going to tie me up to a pecker. Jeeeehosephat! Luckily, their pet blowfish grabbed me by the lower jaw and dragged me into the closet. Ill hide in here for 0 years if I have to. No one knocks this Enchanted and lives to charge the tale!

# ? Nov 4, 2021 22:52

nesamdoom: Can't post for 3 days!

Zurtilik posted:

THE BUS TRIP OF DOOM from Travel Far and Mad Libs.

I arrived at the bus terminal at 7 a.m. to catch the Turquoise Line bus to Istanbul (Not Constantinople). Little did I know I was in for a Svelte journey! Before we could even squash the bus, we had to wait in a dank line. When it was time to board, everyone in line pushed and gobbled their way to the entrance. I settled into my lung and put headphones in my tits, and tried to relax. Unfortunately, the pungent person next to me skedaddled loudly the entire trip. Just when I thought the journey couldn't get anymore slimy, the bus's Goblin started smoking. The whole bus smelled like a fully sexual snail with human titties! After we exited the bus and waiting on the side of the for 27 hours, another bus came to scooch us. By the time we arrived, I promised myself I would never, ever plep a bus again.

I was gonna suggest doomed as a word, as I am doom, and then I saw this and read it and am totally sure that my neighbours wondered what the gently caress I laughed so hard about.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Nov 5, 2021 00:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I can't stand it when folks skedaddle loudly!

that's how the cops get u :bustem:

# ? Nov 5, 2021 01:33

nesamdoom: Can't post for 3 days!

Areola Grande posted:

I can't stand it when folks skedaddle loudly!

that's how the cops get u

Keep dat loud rear end skedaddlin' down, the neighbours will be calling us in. I got 'nuff 'daddling charges and they gone hit me hard next time.

# ? Nov 5, 2021 02:03

Finger Prince

Zurtilik posted:

obsequious
2. Bus
3. Hummus
4. Gay
5. Godzilla-ishly
6. Fanny
7. Patella
8. P trap
9. Flaccid
10. Pecker
11. Jeeeehosephat
12. Blow fish
13. Lower Jaw
14. 0
15. Enchanted
16. Charge

A Pinana Tells All from Birthday Party Mad Libs

I can't take it anymore! Ever since this obsequious family took me from the party supply store, my life has been a bus. Sure, I heard rumors about being stuff with hummus and smaled around with a gay bat. I just never realized those rumors we godzillia-ishly true! I might be made of fanny, but I still have feelings. First, this family stuffed treats right up my patella. That's a very personal spot for a p trap like me! Then, I overhead one of the flaccid kids say they were going to tie me up to a pecker. Jeeeehosephat! Luckily, their pet blowfish grabbed me by the lower jaw and dragged me into the closet. Ill hide in here for 0 years if I have to. No one knocks this Enchanted and lives to charge the tale!

This one reads like it's being told to you by a the toothless old man at the bus station while you wait for the bus trip of doom.

# ? Nov 5, 2021 05:02

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Finger Prince posted:

This one reads like it's being told to you by a the toothless old man at the bus station while you wait for the bus trip of doom.

Im gonna post a new one here shortly. Better brave yourselves!

# ? Nov 5, 2021 12:43

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

69. Nice

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# ? Nov 5, 2021 13:42

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

1. Adjective
2. Vehicle
3. Type of Food
4. Adjective
5. Adjective
6. Number
7. First Name
8. Noun
9. Noun
10. Exclamation
11. Plural Noun
12. Adjective
13. Verb

# ? Nov 5, 2021 16:13