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shampoo in the rear end crack?
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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
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ME.
shampoo goes in hair. rear end has hair in crack. shampoo in the rear end crack?

i have not tried it myself yet. although i scrub my crack thoroughly at least once per shower, i usually just use regular body wash. will try it tomorrow and post trip report

in the meantime, please share your rear end hair care regimens

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Shampoo your whole body you dirty stinking animal.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
hey gbs should i clean my rear end crack? making a poll about it lol

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

hey gbs should i clean my rear end crack? making a poll about it lol

i DO clean my rear end crack. try reading the OP next time buddy

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

olives black posted:

i DO clean my rear end crack. try reading the OP next time buddy

nice try, you can't make me read a fuckin thing

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


rear end crack is for real poo not sham poo!

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

rear end crack is for real poo not sham poo!

you clean your rear end with... poo?????? :confused:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

olives black posted:

you clean your rear end with... poo?????? :confused:

op can you get your goddamn story straight? are we talking about cleaning the rear end or the hair? this thread is all over the place

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Drink the shampoo and poo poo it out then you have a clean butt hole

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

lol if you don't have a full staff dedicated to shampooing and washing your rear end, rear end hair and rear end hole daily

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Get someone to wash your butt for you if you suck at it so much it's affecting your daily life OP

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Ask Sidney Vicious, he knows a lot about rear end cracks

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




no, don't use shampoo in the rear end crack. use conditioner.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Bad Purchase posted:

no, don't use shampoo in the rear end crack. use conditioner.

If you use shampoo you should use conditioner for sure or your rear end crack might get all frizzy

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

If you use shampoo you should use conditioner for sure or your rear end crack might get all frizzy

i have a few jumbo size bottles of that head+shoulders combo shampoo/conditioner from costco. that is what i will be using tomorrow

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




olives black posted:

you clean your rear end with... poo?????? :confused:

pooping is the bodies natural way of cleaning the butt hole.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Just use the combination Body, Hair, & Conditioner wash OP. Hope that helps.

Now the real question, do you use the same washcloth for your rear end and face?

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I recommend Redken's Curvaceous line, for all your curly hair needs.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Quoting because Big Brother magazine was the pinnacle of journalism in the early 00s.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


Weird, that was my nickname in high school.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

you'll get butt dander this way

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Why did Dave Grohl make his cat watch him rip hair out of his rear end?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I cleanse it with violence

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


touching your own rear end is gay op beware the global homosexual agenda and NEVER touch your own rear end. its ok to touch your best friends rear end though. this is how i make sure my butt stays clean.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You should shave your rear end hair op

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Colonel Cancer posted:

You should nair your rear end hair op

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



I set the shower head to high pressure and blow all the dingleberries all over the wall/floor of the shower

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Saalkin posted:

Shampoo your whole body you dirty stinking animal.

After you shave your rear end of course

EDIT: beaten but the point still stands

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
idk folks, crack shaving appears to have some real disadvantages

Shave dot Net, the #1 doctor recommended source for hair removal information posted:

This is a sensitive area. Shaving down there greatly increasing the potential of a cut or a nick–not fun for such a sensitive place.
Your rear end has a lot of bacteria. Shaving a region that is literally crawling with nasty bacteria can dangerous, especially if you are unable to keep it in check. Getting a nick and a subsequent infection is dangerous.
There is a reason for the hair down there (e.g. wicking away moisture, anti-chafe, decreases friction, etc.). Removing it may increase issues as it relates to some of these benefits of butthole hair.

The hair will come back. No one ever talks about what happens when the hair starts to grow back. Once you shave, you will need to subsequently keep shaving, otherwise you will have a major problem on your hands. The new buttcrack stubble will chafe very badly. Don’t plan on hiking, running or walking much as that stuff grows back in. It will hurt and be red. That is, unless you shave it again. So, don’t plan on shaving once, this must be a virtuous cycle. If you plan on once, you will need to do it over and over.

Squiggly
Jan 25, 2006

I'm Your Huckleberry
I use a wash cloth with soap to clean my butt but I've noticed a distinct lack of wash clothes in people's showers how does everyone else clear their butt?

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Squiggly posted:

I use a wash cloth with soap to clean my butt but I've noticed a distinct lack of wash clothes in people's showers how does everyone else clear their butt?

get sudsed up and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3jI7ty1imM&t=21s

olives black fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Nov 2, 2021

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

olives black posted:

idk folks, crack shaving appears to have some real disadvantages

That's bullshit lol

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Colonel Cancer posted:

That's bullshit lol

look, i lost the genetic lottery p hard when it came to decent facial hair. let me have my luscious rear end locks

Hub Dirt
Apr 26, 2008
https://youtu.be/NcJbYmj3c9Y

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Just reach down there and suds it up right good and then just wax it. Ask a friend if you're worried, it'll be a good bonding experience.

If you don't have a friend welp I can't help. Try craigslist there's a whole sea of potential friends out there.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

olives black posted:

idk folks, crack shaving appears to have some real disadvantages

Pro-click for the nice pic of a money's butthole.

And :lol: a the rear end in a top hat-hair-shaving-addict calling bullshit ITT.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Squiggly posted:

I use a wash cloth with soap to clean my butt but I've noticed a distinct lack of wash clothes in people's showers how does everyone else clear their butt?

We use our hands

I imagine a hairy rear end gets much dirtier tho

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Squiggly posted:

I use a wash cloth with soap to clean my butt but I've noticed a distinct lack of wash clothes in people's showers how does everyone else clear their butt?

What are you doing looking in my shower?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm in the shower

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