Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Half way through the regular season already :negative:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1455542985656086538?t=L1_1kzJn4krSS-_qGzt6xg&s=19

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Nodoze posted:

Odell looks washed but I bet he comes alive on another team because Browns

Too lazy to make an Odell Comes Alive photoshop of the classic dad rock album Frampton Comes Alive

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

AndrewP posted:

lol I forgot Peterman's only friend in the world just resigned

It's okay he got signed to the practice squad

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

loving lol

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Rodgers said he was vaxxed in August lmao what a shitshow

https://www.wpr.org/aaron-rodgers-vaccinated-against-covid-19-hes-not-going-judge-teammates-who-arent

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/ByRyanWood/status/1455913961531060235?t=Btcmm9y-JeJAuORKzv2eyg&s=19

He doesn't say "vaccinated" but I don't know how else to take it. Regeneron? Horse paste?

The CDC uses "immunization / immunized" interchangeably with vaccinated it's not like this is a reporting gaffe by all of the NFL media. It's more likely that Kalli's right and he had it before and was riding that "natural immunization" train that wasn't a big thing back in August.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
A funny side-saga to this is that the PS QB ALSO got COVID, so Jordan Love is literally the only active QB on the team.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Don't teams require players to show a vaccination card to actually prove they got the jab?

https://defector.com/fake-vaccine-cards-are-a-real-problem-for-the-nfl/

quote:

Fake CDC cards, often ordered online, are big business and growing, and two NFL agents who work for different agencies told Defector that players they represent asked them for help getting a fake vaccine card. (Both agents declined to do so.) One of those agents said that his client asked him about getting a fake card because a teammate of his had used one. “He was like, ‘Oh well my teammate’s got this fake card. Should I just do that?’” the agent said. “I’m like no! Just get vaccinated!”

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Pretty much confirms he had COVID previously, then.

I have a friend who also follows this dipshit line of thinking. Would it surprise you that he is also a libertarian?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/TexWestern/status/1455922824045019146

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
THE OOP THE SLAM

https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1455927379222794246

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Hooting, hollering

https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/1455930873556070401

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Kalli posted:

lmao aaron takes the horse paste

Nah that's a COVID treatment, this is gonna be something even funnier

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It’s gonna be some holistic poo poo that no ones ever imagined.

100% and I can't wait

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I can't be the only one kinda hoping Jordan Love gets a mild case of covid before this weekend.

I do not hope for anyone to get COVID and I hope that Love plays really loving well because that would mean more funny drama

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

half cocaine posted:

So it turns out Rodgers family are the good guys and Rodgers is the bad guy.

Oh no dude his parents are mega chuds (well, at least his dad is). There are no non-fuckups involved here.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Oh dude that's like not even close to the craziest thing she does.

She makes her own MEDICINE.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/Bill_Michaels/status/1455941502161534987

Hmmmm

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
He's BACK

https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1455948640413945861

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Hooting and hollering intensifies

https://twitter.com/TexWestern/status/1455952230801104911

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Shailene Woodley and Tom Friedman driving around in cabs to get just the shittiest takes imaginable

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

DariusLikewise posted:

Does Aaron Rodgers still have trade value now?

This probably barely moved his trade value.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Campbell has been so loving good I can't believe we signed him in like...June.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

wilderthanmild posted:

How do the packers clear like 50-60million in cap space to pay Adams top 5 WR money? They are starting at being 40m over the projected cap, so assuming he's gonna be at least a 10m cap hit, they need to free up 50m.

Cap fake, Z. Smith is likely going to be released or have a big restructure, P. Smith is likely going to be released or have a big restructure, extending young talent like Jaire / Savage / Gary would offer relief. There's a ton of stuff.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

wilderthanmild posted:

If they only get rid of Rodgers, they are still in the red with dead money from him according to Overthecap. So it's how to keep Adams with with -$20 mil in cap space.

Packers look like they are pretty hosed cap wise. I guess like lots of restructures and void year bullshit could help, but we're talking needing to shift a total of like 60 million.

Trading rodgers, cutting z smith and cutting p smith lands them at only having 6 mil in cap space.

Like, maybe I'm misunderstanding how to use OverTheCap, but this doesn't look like an easy situation for the packers. Like they almost need to blow it up salary wise, but I'm not some cap expert guy.

Do not doubt Russ Ball. The dude is a cap wizard.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I mean when you think about it Tom Brady is pretty much Jesus

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1456051900760133632

They are similar in that they have both cheated.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Kalli posted:

I mean he's been a chemtrails guy for years, so he may just be a dumbass.

There is no such thing as a smart libertarian

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Doesn't the team have to say if he's on the 2 negative test to come back or 10 day protocol?

I really think reporters were just giving him a pass because he said he had been and thought "oh he's just being extra cautious what a good team mate!" when he was still following protocols. Turned out he's just arrogant prick.

The team roster moves announcement came later in the afternoon. National reporters said he was out due to COVID in the morning, then reported he was unvaxxinated shortly thereafter.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

It owns because he genuinely appears to want to be a celebrity and it probably burns his grits that a significant portion of the population will write him off as a dumbass.

Gweneth Paltrow's company Goop, despite being made fun of on the regular for selling a bunch of pseudoscience (including famously a jade egg for "vaginal weightlifting"), is worth a ton of money. It doesn't matter. He's probably pissed that all of this got out, but he's been doing weird poo poo for years.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Quiet Feet posted:

That was when everyone was younger though. As the forums got older the Libertarians moved on.

Ayyyyy

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Apparently Rodgers filmed State Farm commercials and unvaccinated players aren’t allowed to do stuff like that? I hope this is true because this story is the gift that keeps on giving.

No, the rule relates to sponsorships and marketing activities that are put on by the team or NFL.

japtor posted:

And when were the Jeopardy tapings?

They were filmed in February.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
There's nothing going on in Green Bay he should go there to stir the pot a bit

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Larch posted:

How many is it anyway?

Cousins
Rogers
Jackson
Wentz

Who else?

QBs or players leaguewide who are unvaccinated?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Kalli posted:

Really he should be suspended for awhile and the Packers organization heavily fined.

What he was doing put every reporter and other person in that organization at risk because they didn't want to make their star QB wear a mask and not be able to go to a halloween party.

He's not gonna get suspended. The league and Packers org knew he wasn't vaxxed. So far NFL reporters have been saying that he followed league protocols including masking indoors except for pressers, which everyone appears to be turning a blind eye to because a bunch of other known unvaxxed players have been giving them indoors without masks (see: Beasley, Cousins). He may have violated the travel rules, but those are also contradictory as they say that unvaxxed players can't travel with the team, but later say here's how unvaxxed players can travel with the team. The party wasn't a team event, so unless a handful of players were there it was merely stupid and selfish instead of violating protocol.

He's gonna get fined. Packers might get fined. The NFL will continue to act like it cares when this is all just security theater. They could easily mandate the vaccines if they wanted to, but they won't.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/RobDemovsky/status/1456671026549493760

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
This is hilarious

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1456671983840677891

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
looooooooool he consulted with Joe Rogan how to treat it

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/redford/status/1456674797841043456

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
This is peak Dumb Guy Who Thinks He's Smart content. I love it.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply