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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i knew him well horatio. dude made bank

# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:07

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:06

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

ol' monkey bags yorick, we used to say...

# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:08

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

'a lass'? you must be mistaken, yorick was a reaaaallly old guy!

# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:13

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

rich old white man yorick. honestly? i'm glad he's dead

# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:14

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

nobody ever wanted to tell yorick his jokes sucked. on account of him being so old and feeble, and also on account of him being so rich that we could face serious ramifications due to the influences afforded by his wealth

# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:16

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

a man of infinite jest yeah, talk about a red flag!

# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:25

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

my ick? i'm afraid you're mistaken. its the dead man that's icky

# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:28

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hamlet is royalty tho

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# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:30

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p much everyone would be poorer than him, is my point

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# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:33

pecan

alas, i fucks with him

# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:14

Escape From Noise

Yeah, but his lips definitely hung from that skull of his. When he was alive.

# ? Nov 3, 2021 09:13

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

hamlet: alas, poor yorick
horatio [placing his hand on the princes shoulder]: no hamlet, ourrick

# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:26

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

hamlet: alas, poor yorick...I kne�
yorick: hammy! hey hammy!
hamlet: uh yorick is that you? where are you?
yorick: you see the pickle in the pile of skulls? turn the pickle over, hammy

# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:42

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

hamlet: alas, poor yorick
horatio [placing his hand on the princes shoulder]: no hamlet, ourrick

lmbo

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# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:02

google THIS

Escape From Noise posted:

Yeah, but his lips definitely hung from that skull of his. When he was alive.

Child Hamlet: Yo Yorick, how they hangin'?

Yorick: Pbbbbthpbtbthbpbthpbth

Hamlet: Lmao, there's that infinite jest again!

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:27

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Yeah he hath borne me on his back a thousand times all right, if you know what I mean. Yeah his gorge rised at it all right.

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Nov 3, 2021 20:47

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

hamlet: alas, poor yorick...I kne—
yorick: hammy! hey hammy!
hamlet: uh yorick is that you? where are you?
yorick: you see the pickle in the pile of skulls? turn the pickle over, hammy

I'm pickle yorick!

# ? Nov 3, 2021 20:57

Manifisto

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

ol' monkey bags yorick, we used to say...

I think you're mixing up "poor yorick" with "prosperous yorick." different guy, but I can see how you'd be confused. there was also one-eye yorick, tiny yorick, hot yorick, south side yorick, icepick yorick, yorick two-times, and crooked balls yorick. jeez that crowd must have controlled half of denmark . . .

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 3, 2021 22:16

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poor yorick my rear end is retarded

# ? Nov 3, 2021 22:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

alas pour yorick
alas pour vermouth
alas pour bitters
alas pour club soda
alas pour over ice

# ? Nov 4, 2021 01:52

Escape From Noise

Ungh! Yeah, baby! Yorick my rear end!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Nov 4, 2021 04:39

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

shakespeare heads rejoice: amc's new series in the expanded dark hamlet universe to introduce a new side kick, the adorable baby yorick

# ? Nov 4, 2021 04:47

pecan

but alas doctor, I am yorick

# ? Nov 4, 2021 05:07

Escape From Noise

Yo! MTV Ricks

# ? Nov 4, 2021 06:05

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# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:22

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

But alas Yorick, I am doctor!

# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:23

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

He's not dead. You all got Yorick Rolled.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:25

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yorick is the talking skull, right?

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# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:33

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Nosfereefer posted:

yorick is the talking skull, right?

i saw a production use a big mouth billy bass once

# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:38

Khanstant

know why they called it a hamlette ? its bc they only used like one tiny egg

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:03

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

He slew the sledded Polacks on the ice.

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

For.

The.

LAST.

T I M E!

I T ' S -->Y O U ' R E<-- I C K

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:13

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Yorick so rich he pays no income tax.

It's honestly terrifying.

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Not even poorick

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:20

Khanstant

poor yorrick jail vs rich yorrick jail

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:30

Escape From Noise

Yorick seems like one of those superheroes that shows up as a side character in some major superhero comic for a few issues because the plot kind of demands it and has weird superpowers that feel like they were cobbled together at the last minute.

He's got uh...Infinite jest and the...the back of a boar! ALSO... hanging super lips AND flashes! Of brilliance!

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:49