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- Save the gushing about it until after, when you have returned to your car, or to the bus, or otherwise later where it is safe to post. If you pull your phone out during dinner, the yobber will expect, at minimum, pet photos. If you have these ready, then by all means, post away. - Do not under any circumstance lock eyes with a yobber or even look directly at them. Theirs is not a presence conceivable by man; truly G*d's one "inbuilt flaw" for our own protection. Should we gaze upon such beauty, we would see even the greatest works by normal men as shallow, emotionless garbage. - For the love of G*d come into the thing chill. If the yobber smells unchill vibes on you - and yes, they smell them, don't ask me - they will go out of their way to make you chill. Problem there is, sure that might sound great and accomodating *drops shades below eyes* but you have no idea how chill these people are |
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Nov 4, 2021 07:20
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Nov 4, 2021 07:21
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Finger Prince posted:Be your own boyfriend |
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I actually thought that this was a Flintstones thing. |
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Give a firm handshake! |
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Nov 5, 2021 00:54
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Zurtilik posted:Give a firm handshake! |
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do not taunt your date do offer a hand job under the table when you're first seated at the restaurant as it will build trust and " break the ice"
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ask questions. if they have any kind of 5 year plan u must flee. not a real yobber accept no substitutes 
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Nov 5, 2021 01:25
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what about a 5 beer plan? |
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Pets and hobbies. Just trust, brah. |
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Frances Nurples posted:what about a 5 beer plan? that should probably be ur plan on the way 2 the date tbh. It's the only way 2 just be urself in my experience
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It is acceptable and in fact good form to share your joint. It is another thing entirely to "light an op blunt" and "let [their] b**ch hit it". Disrespectful. |
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Check your forums signs for compatability prior to extending an invitation. Blue forum and pink forum can work out. But blue forum and TCC can bring the house down. |
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It is normal to pull their hair and run away yelling, "No [gender]s allowed!" |
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Don't be afraid to emptyquote their posts. Emptyquote their post, then complement the post you emptyquoted so that you now have TWO posts of yours in support of their post! Get a 6'r for them somehow, like defend their post so much it gets annoying, so now you have no choice but to PM them, because you can't post. Rent a skywriter- no one does this anymore, right? But imagine on your date you both look up and holy poo poo! It's DICKBUTT! YOU'RE poo poo POSTING IN THE loving SKY! Moments later; yeah, you guessed it- Kirk Johnson, gaped open high up in the sky, and you both say out loud: "How did they even get the ring?" |
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Viginti Septem posted:It is normal to pull their hair and run away yelling, "No [gender]s allowed!" it's the new McDonald's jingle too |
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Areola Grande posted:it's the new McDonald's jingle too 
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Make sure your seasonal sig is up to date unless you want to look real tacky.
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How Wonderful! posted:Make sure your seasonal sig is up to date unless you want to look real tacky. ha, ha ha ha, yeah... |
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How Wonderful! posted:Make sure your seasonal sig is up to date unless you want to look real tacky. Tacky is my personal brand |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Don't be afraid to emptyquote their posts. BRB, learning to fly so I can shitpost in the sky 
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Finger Prince posted:Be your own boyfriend
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Like yobber-dabba-date. Or something. |
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Two people doing a crime is a heist. Follow me for more sexy first date ideas |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Two people doing a crime is a heist. Follow me for more sexy first date ideas See this is the good stuff. Please watch Oceans 11-? movies in preparation for your date. Also, it means a lot when you provide your date with a balaclava that matches their sig colors. |
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You don't have to push them on the playground or pull their hair. You can just tell them "I think you're real nice and chill and I am happy that you agreed to this date it's a lovely time". You can of course do the former but just know that you have options okay? Code Jockey posted:Also, it means a lot when you provide your date with a balaclava that matches their sig colors. Honestly if you don't do this for me it's date over man, date over. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Nov 5, 2021 |
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Remember, as of patch 0.21, the Orbr app works a lot differently now. You swipe left to say maybe, you swipe right to say yes, and you scream HELL YEAH GIMME SOME OF THAT to trigger Super Like mode There is no option to reject someone any more, and I am so, so sorry. I just forked OKCupid and swapped the logo for hammock kitty. I'm so sorry |
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Sexual attraction and expression of that attraction between enthusiastic, consenting adults is normal and healthy. But please remember that orbs procreate by  ing and adopting lurkers they call out.
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Code Jockey posted:Remember, as of patch 0.21, the Orbr app works a lot differently now. You swipe left to say maybe, you swipe right to say yes, and you scream HELL YEAH GIMME SOME OF THAT to trigger Super Like mode yobbr https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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man I already paid for... ugh this is too good not to though. gonna email Google and see if I can change this thx |
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How Wonderful! posted:Make sure your seasonal sig is up to date unless you want to look real tacky. but that's kind of my thing yo, rocking a 2019 spring sign in nuclear winter 2027 |
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First, say the ritual greeting (ktmu) Then ask if they have any updog
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vanisher posted:First, say the ritual greeting (ktmu) here's one I learned my last trip to Neo Hong Kong: Don't ask them that. Tell them "not much what's updog with you?" Want to know why? The latest replicant firmware has a bug that core dumps trying to understand and avoid a self-own situation, and the firmware says "if cannot escape self own, own self" |
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