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- Save the gushing about it until after, when you have returned to your car, or to the bus, or otherwise later where it is safe to post. If you pull your phone out during dinner, the yobber will expect, at minimum, pet photos. If you have these ready, then by all means, post away. - Do not under any circumstance lock eyes with a yobber or even look directly at them. Theirs is not a presence conceivable by man; truly G*d's one "inbuilt flaw" for our own protection. Should we gaze upon such beauty, we would see even the greatest works by normal men as shallow, emotionless garbage. - For the love of G*d come into the thing chill. If the yobber smells unchill vibes on you - and yes, they smell them, don't ask me - they will go out of their way to make you chill. Problem there is, sure that might sound great and accomodating *drops shades below eyes* but you have no idea how chill these people are |
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- Don't be the first to reply to their new threads and don't reply too fast. Give it a little time. This will cause the yobber to pursue you, for your affections via posting together and being the first to reply to each other. The hunter becomes the hunted 😉 |
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Finger Prince posted:Be your own boyfriend |
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How Wonderful! posted:Make sure your seasonal sig is up to date unless you want to look real tacky. ha, ha ha ha, yeah... |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Two people doing a crime is a heist. Follow me for more sexy first date ideas See this is the good stuff. Please watch Oceans 11-? movies in preparation for your date. Also, it means a lot when you provide your date with a balaclava that matches their sig colors. |
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Remember, as of patch 0.21, the Orbr app works a lot differently now. You swipe left to say maybe, you swipe right to say yes, and you scream HELL YEAH GIMME SOME OF THAT to trigger Super Like mode There is no option to reject someone any more, and I am so, so sorry. I just forked OKCupid and swapped the logo for hammock kitty. I'm so sorry |
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man I already paid for... ugh this is too good not to though. gonna email Google and see if I can change this thx |
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vanisher posted:First, say the ritual greeting (ktmu) here's one I learned my last trip to Neo Hong Kong: Don't ask them that. Tell them "not much what's updog with you?" Want to know why? The latest replicant firmware has a bug that core dumps trying to understand and avoid a self-own situation, and the firmware says "if cannot escape self own, own self" |
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