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But I don’t wanna. What should I say to her goons? 
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Why play with dolls when I can play with dong?
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Nov 7, 2021 12:47
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Das Boo posted:Why play with dolls when I can play with dong? She says that’s why I don’t have a GF. Because I always want to bring my dolls into bed on the first date. “Get to know her first” she says. I feel like I’m giving so much of me and getting the shaft though. 
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Nov 7, 2021 12:50
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kill her
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Nov 7, 2021 13:06
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Get one of those gf dolls and then mommy will have nothing to complain about
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Nov 7, 2021 13:09
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Try moving deep into the Australian Outback with your dolls. Far away from your mother and any further internet connection, op.
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Nov 7, 2021 13:12
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Hmm explain to her that Twilight Sparkles' formative years prior to becoming a princess are very inspirational to you, and that is why you need to play with your dolls: to become a pretty pretty pony princess.
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Nov 7, 2021 13:17
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*jams boba fett up bhole*
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Nov 7, 2021 13:22
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tell her that they're just dolls, they're never going to "appreciate" in "value", they're not a loving "investment" and to just let you take them all out of the packaging for fucks sake
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Nov 7, 2021 13:23
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What kind of doll we talking about? Is it the kind you can gently caress?
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Nov 7, 2021 14:12
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you can gently caress anything if you set your mind to it
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Nov 7, 2021 14:16
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Colonel Cancer posted:*jams boba fett up bhole* He'll be digested for 1000 years!
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Nov 7, 2021 14:18
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Colonel Cancer posted:*jams boba fett up bhole* You totally missed calling yourself a tauntaun and shoving Luke Skywalker up you b-hole so he can survive the bitter cold of Hoth.
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Nov 7, 2021 14:36
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Chrs posted:What kind of doll we talking about? Is it the kind you can gently caress? No you guys lol. Not like full size sex dolls. Like regular dolls, shorts. Well, I do have a My Buddy but that’s as big as they get. I set up a little gallery and then I let her pick a few that she likes.
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Nov 7, 2021 14:41
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I want those dolls. I am coming to steal your dolls.
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Nov 7, 2021 14:49
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Smugworth posted:kill her its this. dolls own, and its what they would want you to do. especially beatrice.
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Nov 7, 2021 15:33
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Dont worry OP ill talk to her about it next time im over
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Nov 7, 2021 16:34
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I'm nearing the OP's house. I'm nearing the dolls. I can smell the dolls.
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Nov 7, 2021 16:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFaNbnLGRoM
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Nov 7, 2021 16:48
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THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES MOM
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Nov 7, 2021 16:51
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Big Beef City posted:I'm nearing the OP's house. That's probably the cum
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Nov 7, 2021 16:51
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in a sense, do not our own illusory conceptualizations of our individual selves as embodied in this physical plane themselves make for a sort of doll?
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Nov 7, 2021 16:54
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=6lQXFCjQ0Do
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Nov 7, 2021 16:54
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I have located the home. I have seen the windows. They are shaded. A fierce bird looked at me. I am retreating.
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Nov 7, 2021 16:56
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Can I play with your dolls too?
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Nov 7, 2021 17:03
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Tell her your anime figurines are your friends, not dolls.
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Nov 7, 2021 17:12
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Nov 7, 2021 19:18
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globoTech issued a bulletin recently stating that Moms may be out of date
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Nov 7, 2021 19:26
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Hmm explain to her that Twilight Sparkles' formative years prior to becoming a princess are very inspirational to you, and that is why you need to play with your dolls: to become a pretty pretty pony princess. She already KNOWS that, I’ve told her 100 times. She doesn’t understand destiny. 
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Nov 7, 2021 19:30
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Nov 8, 2021 05:13
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No gently caress YOU, mom!!!
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Nov 8, 2021 20:24
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But I don’t wanna. What should I say to her goons? Why'd you make a real doll of your mom?
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Nov 8, 2021 20:38
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I never had dolls as a kid because even as a very small child I just assumed they wouldn't like me
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Nov 8, 2021 20:40
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:She already KNOWS that, I’ve told her 100 times. She doesn’t understand destiny. well drat, i'm all out of ideas
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Nov 8, 2021 23:30
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i want the doll to be life sized and to walk and talk and have free will and be my gf i'll pay $50,000 for one
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Nov 8, 2021 23:37
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She'll dump your rear end lol
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