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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

jeffery recently said in gbs that lowtax served him mangosteen juice at a meeting to sell the website. that had me thinking about lowtax tbqh

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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This was after we had agreed on the sale but before anything was signed. I basically figured that he was the sort of person who would need to meet in person to actually sign anything. My sales "strategy" was "try to make him laugh and make sure not to rub in how hosed he is". We did share some sad laughter at his fate, which is a little more haunting knowing what I know now. It was mid-pandemic so we got delivery barbecue, like brisket and ribs and stuff, which was pretty good and he put on a weird horror movie. He had mangosteen juice to drink and goldbelly cookies for dessert. He really did seem pretty laid up as far as back stuff goes, he stayed in his basement and had his bed down there facing a big projector screen. The rest of the house felt like a museum, a place where a family had once been. It was.... heavy, knowing at least some of what he was in for. He still didn't sign anything and stalled for a few more months. That's the story of my lunch with lowtax.

Holo Duck
Apr 28, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dustcat posted:

it's probably just because you stopped posting, guy with a 2009 regdate whose searchable post history starts yesterday

I didn't post anything yesterday

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

I'm getting word that lowtax is dead. He died, and he's dead because he killed himself, and is now dead

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Holo Duck posted:

I didn't post anything yesterday

oh, you must be in europe

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

As sad as this whole story is, that he actually served mangosteen and goldbelly cookies is so absurd

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Holo Duck posted:

I didn't post anything yesterday

guess you won't be postin tomorrow neither

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Holo Duck posted:

Yeah let's just let his ex slide on being a violent alcoholic and wonder why there was domestic violence issues.

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:owned:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Cup Runneth Over posted:

yeah lmao he deliberately wasted all his money so that he would leave them nothing

someone post the screencap from his twitter saying that any father who killed themselves and left their children behind would burn in hell

pictured: hell

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

christmas boots posted:

As sad as this whole story is, that he actually served mangosteen and goldbelly cookies is so absurd

The man still had some comedic instincts, at least.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Rexicon1 posted:

why this thread back?

Holo Duck posted:

Yeah let's just let his ex slide on being a violent alcoholic and wonder why there was domestic violence issues.

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Ah, okay :byewhore:

Fart Dumbass
May 31, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Holo Duck posted:

Yeah let's just let his ex slide on being a violent alcoholic and wonder why there was domestic violence issues.

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drat sucks that something awful is abdicating its responsibility to making sure his ex acts a particular kind of way, really thought we could count on this website to observe and correct the behavior of people who have absolutely nothing to do with the website anymore

Ghostradamus
Sep 1, 2014

Chicken Chaser
I have Amber Heard anything like this before

3hands
Feb 23, 2018

I am holding a seance tonight to summon Lowtax.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

3hands posted:

I am holding a seance tonight to summon Lowtax.

it’s said there is a post hidden in plain sight with a report button that has a direct line to the founding father… but which one?

Alamani57
Dec 15, 2010

Karl Barks posted:

I'm getting word that lowtax is dead. He died, and he's dead because he killed himself, and is now dead

thank you for confirming the op

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

wow thanks to whoever bumped this thread for no reason for inadvertently ensnaring a kiwi farms psycho

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011

Lord of Pie posted:

pictured: hell


imagining being those lawyers and having to explain to every client that comes in the door what something awful is

Ghostradamus
Sep 1, 2014

Chicken Chaser

Johnny Cache Hit posted:

imagining being those lawyers and having to explain to every client that comes in the door what something awful is

Won't somebody please think of the lawyers?!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Farm Frenzy posted:

wow thanks to whoever bumped this thread for no reason for inadvertently ensnaring a kiwi farms psycho

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

Holo Duck posted:

Yeah let's just let his ex slide on being a violent alcoholic and wonder why there was domestic violence issues.

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Which D&D moderator's alt is this

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Rexicon1 posted:

why this thread back?

lowtax is still dead, contrary to loving expectations

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

mangosteen

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Foo Diddley posted:

guess you won't be postin tomorrow neither

lmao

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

On a scale of 1 to lowtax, how dead is lowtax today

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Hadlock posted:

On a scale of 1 to lowtax, how dead is lowtax today

John McCain

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Hadlock posted:

On a scale of 1 to lowtax, how dead is lowtax today

COVID

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Hadlock posted:

On a scale of 1 to lowtax, how dead is lowtax today

12 (gauge)

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.

in related news, i see lowtax is approximately as dead as a doornail today, and the forecast calls for prolonged not suddenly becoming alive again. bummer for those who had bet on the long shot

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Don't you fools realize he's Q?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Holo Duck posted:

Yeah let's just let his ex slide on being a violent alcoholic and wonder why there was domestic violence issues.

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I'm pretty sure this is a lowtax parachute guys.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Weka posted:

I'm pretty sure this is a lowtax parachute guys.

I think you got it mixed up, he needs to tunnel to get back to the forums from where he is, not parachute.

But Lowtax was never good at digging up so I don't think we need to worry

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



too soon

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Hadlock posted:

On a scale of 1 to lowtax, how dead is lowtax today

Rush Limbaugh.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Karl Barks posted:

I'm getting word that lowtax is dead. He died, and he's dead because he killed himself, and is now dead

Fascinating. There may be some correlation between these facts. :thunk:

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
preferred to kill he self instead of paying child support?

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Raiad posted:

it only took lowtax beating 4 different women for people to start to wonder if something was up

the important thing is we got there in the end

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