BYOB not in the news. Again.

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Escape From Noise

Once again, Something Awful is in the news, and once again no mention of BYOB. Do they talk about Goon Squad? Sure! FYAD? You better bet your bottom dollar! But BYOB? Not even a little mention. When do we get to lick the brass ring? Any ideas on how to get mentioned? Maybe send out some fruit baskets?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 03:17

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 08:57

Goons Are Gifts

I dunno in that old article they mentioned goon meets and kids doing drugs I thought that was a callout somehow but I just ctrl-fd for "hammock kitten" and the results are mildly disappointing

maybe we need a hammock puppy as well?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 03:44

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

I dunno in that old article they mentioned goon meets and kids doing drugs I thought that was a callout somehow but I just ctrl-fd for "hammock kitten" and the results are mildly disappointing

maybe we need a hammock puppy as well?

True. We might be missing out on the key demographic of "dog people" (people who like dogs. Not dog/human hybrids).

# ? Nov 12, 2021 03:47

Glop Demon: Of course, by "climb on something", I mean "masturbate"

someone talking about everything that's going on mentioned that the forums are good now and they mentioned byob specifically so I thought I'd swing by. It wasn't the news though, just some girl I kind of know so idk if that counts

# ? Nov 12, 2021 04:26

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

HNGHHHH!!!! *drops dead*

My last wish... is for my Vice article to mention BYOB...

# ? Nov 12, 2021 04:27

FluffieDuckie

Glop Demon posted:

someone talking about everything that's going on mentioned that the forums are good now and they mentioned byob specifically so I thought I'd swing by. It wasn't the news though, just some girl I kind of know so idk if that counts

Hello! We�re glad you stopped by! If you haven�t already stopped by the chat thread to say hi I�m sure the folks over there would love to see you.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Nov 12, 2021 04:33

Escape From Noise

Glop Demon posted:

someone talking about everything that's going on mentioned that the forums are good now and they mentioned byob specifically so I thought I'd swing by. It wasn't the news though, just some girl I kind of know so idk if that counts

The News is where you find it imho

# ? Nov 12, 2021 04:34

Escape From Noise

FluffieDuckie posted:

Hello! We’re glad you stopped by! If you haven’t already stopped by the chat thread to say hi I’m sure the folks over there would love to see you.

Also, can confirm. Wolcume, hallo, & chatte

# ? Nov 12, 2021 04:35

Robot Made of Meat

Escape From Noise posted:

Once again, Something Awful is in the news, and once again no mention of BYOB. Do they talk about Goon Squad? Sure! FYAD? You better bet your bottom dollar! But BYOB? Not even a little mention. When do we get to lick the brass ring? Any ideas on how to get mentioned? Maybe send out some fruit baskets?

On the internet, as well as in real life, I'm pretty happy when "the news" ignores me and my environs.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 12, 2021 04:58

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

@astral please make hammock cat 50% bigger to attract the media

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:21

Escape From Noise

your friend sk posted:

@astral please make hammock cat 50% bigger to attract the media

Good idea! More bigger=more newsworthy

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:28

French Accent

i second the hammock dog. i'm sure the dog would hang out with hammock cat, too

# ? Nov 12, 2021 07:57

Escape From Noise

Someone posted the hammock dog pretty recently, right?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 08:00

Escape From Noise

Putty posted:

HNGHHHH!!!! *drops dead*

My last wish... is for my Vice article to mention BYOB...

Please, the media! Would you deny the dying wishes of our beloved friend?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 08:05

astral

your friend sk posted:

@astral please make hammock cat 50% bigger to attract the media

What if, and hear me out, we instead make everything else 50% smaller?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 11:27

Goons Are Gifts

just imagine, we'd have more posting on the same surface area as before AND a bigger hammock kitty

consensus has been reached, push the button

# ? Nov 12, 2021 11:39

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Escape From Noise posted:

True. We might be missing out on the key demographic of "dog people" (people who like dogs. Not dog/human hybrids).

What is wrong with Me Peanutbutter? He is a good boy and Bojack's friend.

Oh I see they aren't not allowed, they just aren't the target! Like how cat people doesn't mean Princess Caroline.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 11:39

Stoner Sloth

astral posted:

What if, and hear me out, we instead make everything else 50% smaller?

was unaware that admins had access to shrink ray technology but all for this idea

# ? Nov 12, 2021 12:53

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

astral posted:

What if, and hear me out, we instead make everything else 50% smaller?

Everything but Tiny Myers, he's already VERY small!!!

# ? Nov 12, 2021 13:01

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

Mormon Nailer posted:

Everything but Tiny Myers, he's already VERY small!!!

I shudder at the thought

# ? Nov 12, 2021 13:12

Saoshyant

astral posted:

What if, and hear me out, we instead make everything else 50% smaller?

This would make me sad, I'm old and have bad eyesight.

But a hammock dog to keep company to hammock cat? An excellent concept sure to attract the spotlight if there's still any light left in this world.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Nov 12, 2021 14:30

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

We can call the News and invite them over for tea and sweets? Then when they get back to the News House they can report on the delightful time they had over at BYOB.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 23:54

Khanstant

hey the news why dont you come here and say nothing about us for once

# ? Nov 13, 2021 01:47

FluffieDuckie

I think the problem is we�re not controversial enough.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Nov 13, 2021 03:13

Escape From Noise

Khanstant posted:

hey the news why dont you come here and say nothing about us for once

I guess you could say The News is lurking and refusing to post.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:09

Escape From Noise

FluffieDuckie posted:

I think the problem is we’re not controversial enough.

What? We're just going to pretend there's not a huge divide between those that believe that all foods are sandwiches (correct) and those that (unfortunately) believe all food is soup in a bread bowl (wrong)?

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:11

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Escape From Noise posted:

What? We're just going to pretend there's not a huge divide between those that believe that all foods are sandwiches (correct) and those that (unfortunately) believe all food is soup in a bread bowl (wrong)?

look i'll accept all foods are sandwiches, but the hammock cat IS both a hot dog and a cool cat and i'll die on that hill

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Nov 13, 2021 06:39

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Maybe we should drop a big cuss word on live TV

# ? Nov 13, 2021 06:43

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

I can say hell on twitch

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Nov 13, 2021 07:08

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

your friend sk posted:

I can say hell on twitch

Not juicy enough. But a food direction!

# ? Nov 13, 2021 07:13

Escape From Noise

Zurtilik posted:

Not juicy enough. But a food direction!

Cursing food? That may be taking it too far! But maybe we need to cross some lines? :ohdear:

# ? Nov 13, 2021 07:20

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Curse the tea and sweets? Then the News will get on the TV to compliment our cursed tea and sweets or face the wrath of a curse

# ? Nov 13, 2021 07:52

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

The cursed Tea and biscuit factory sounds lije an old fashioned Scooby-Doo plot.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 10:27

Stoner Sloth

buy huey lewis an account!

# ? Nov 13, 2021 11:42

Stupacabra: read Merry Hell

Stoner Sloth posted:

buy huey lewis an account!

"i'm just happy to be stuck with goons" - Huey Lewis

# ? Nov 13, 2021 12:00

biosterous

if we need controversy i could make a vid where i show a squirrel the bird aka my middle finger (the rude one)

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Nov 13, 2021 15:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

biosterous posted:

if we need controversy i could make a vid where i show a squirrel the bird aka my middle finger (the rude one)

... jesus christ

# ? Nov 13, 2021 18:31

bog pixie

we need a byob petting zoo, and it needs to be an absolute disaster

# ? Nov 13, 2021 18:34

Twenty Four

*Goes to Boston harbor and gently underhand tosses a single tea bag into the ocean* "That outta get their attention!"

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:15

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 08:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

You frickin dip weed news agents are gonna hack me off if you don't recognize the edgy comedy and dark underbelly of BYOB, the controversial forum about getting too fuckin high to finish making your noodles so you just bite into the dry cup-shaped form and crunch it up while drinking Gatorade so basically it IS soup since citric acid, you know. So anyway every food is a soup in a bread bowl.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:24

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