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teen witch
y’know, going forward.

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By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


We used to but it was ruled out to be unnecessarily ableist as sone of us are dogs with typing laser eyes and other hand lacking idividuals.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
the friendship square op

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The secret hand shakes aren't on the menu but if you ask they will sell you one. The machines are frequently broken, though.

NumptyScrub

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
It's actually a secret hug OP

:glomp:

The Voice of Labor

it's penis fencing op

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My hands shake all the time, but it's no secret

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


No, like, hold your thumb slightly more crossed like... Okay, no, watch me. This, this, here, here's, up, down wigg--no, just watch. No, like this. This, this, here, he--okay, no. So, let's try this instead. Like a duck? The the duck is surprised! And he has a mullet. Not a rat tail! No! Business in the front, party in the back! Yeah. Okay. Try again.

Stoner Sloth

Mormon Nailer posted:

No, like, hold your thumb slightly more crossed like... Okay, no, watch me. This, this, here, here's, up, down wigg--no, just watch. No, like this. This, this, here, he--okay, no. So, let's try this instead. Like a duck? The the duck is surprised! And he has a mullet. Not a rat tail! No! Business in the front, party in the back! Yeah. Okay. Try again.

w00p w00p

if u hear me fo u c me i got king kong in ma trunk
ya its avoiding eye contact until anxiety makes you puke on your sweet button up flavortown shirt

Smilies are on

FluffieDuckie

w00p w00p posted:

ya its avoiding eye contact until anxiety makes you puke on your sweet button up flavortown shirt

Wow you are a yobber.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Prof. Crocodile

I keep waggling my mouse up and down in increasingly complex patterns but nothing seems to be happening.

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

w00p w00p posted:

ya its avoiding eye contact until anxiety makes you puke on your sweet button up flavortown shirt

it opens many doors, you know

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The Voice of Labor

lol look at this neophyte thinking they can access the handshake when they haven't even reached the level of the secret shrug

Nosfereefer

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"well young henry william III, we've been looking at your qualifications, and you don't disappoint - and your references are just exquisite! not to mention your father's rather generous contribution to our establishment... however, how should i put this delicately? despite your excellent fit, we're more or less forced to admit another candidate"

*scene change to said candidate, crying and puking in the bathroom next door*

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Twenty Four


Mormon Nailer posted:

No, like, hold your thumb slightly more crossed like... Okay, no, watch me. This, this, here, here's, up, down wigg--no, just watch. No, like this. This, this, here, he--okay, no. So, let's try this instead. Like a duck? The the duck is surprised! And he has a mullet. Not a rat tail! No! Business in the front, party in the back! Yeah. Okay. Try again.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

"well young henry william III, we've been looking at your qualifications, and you don't disappoint - and your references are just exquisite! not to mention your father's rather generous contribution to our establishment... however, how should i put this delicately? despite your excellent fit, we're more or less forced to admit another candidate"

*scene change to said candidate, crying and puking in the bathroom next door*

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Jaguars!


Guy 1: Shake, daps, shimmy left, wink, Michael Jackson spin, shake 4 times with inverted hand

Me: Pass, Friend!


Guy 2: Stands a few meteres away and waves

Me: Pass, Friend!

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