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haha yeah you're right my relationship with my mom IS hosed up. how's your mom doing, by the way? saw her big post on facebook. lupus is rough.
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*therapist mentions biking, once* "yeah i think a thing on my bucket list is biking across the country"
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Nov 13, 2021 06:09
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hey did you know cognitive behavioural therapy has the same initials as cock ball torture. weird, eh?
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"yeah so i've been biking more lately" "that's great, exercise is vital for a healthy mind. but i feel you're changing the subject. we need to talk about your childhood" "my bike has a BUNCH of gears"
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Nov 13, 2021 06:13
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"i bet people made fun of you in grade school. also, probably highschool, for your name. i just want you to know that i would never do that to you." "wow that's great, please PLEASE sign this intake form"
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Nov 13, 2021 06:15
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"naw pal, you can leave the door open for this session. i trust you."
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So I was telling my ex about our sessions... you look concerned, maybe a hint of jealousy?
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Nov 13, 2021 08:01
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Turns out these GUNS aren't the only thing that's thinking of blasting itself off
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Nov 13, 2021 08:02
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Nov 13, 2021 08:07
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I think we made some real progress this session. Should we cut our thumbs and exchange blood now? |
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Nov 13, 2021 09:00
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“wow! thank you so much for that advice, I’ll definitely look into getting a Subway Rewards card! maybe we could go together sometime?”
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Nov 13, 2021 16:49
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*ding ding* "oh what are the chances of seeing you here! me? i ride my bike here all the time. can't believe i've never seen you here before" *engages the kickstand on a visibly new bike* "hey why don't we grab some ice cream, you could tell me about YOUR childhood for once"
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Heather Papps posted:hey did you know cognitive behavioural therapy has the same initials as cock ball torture. weird, eh? |
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Nov 13, 2021 19:27
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My wife found out that my therapist is a falconer and my biggest dream is to meet my therapist's terrifying birds of prey.
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Nov 13, 2021 21:04
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Heather Papps posted:"yeah so i've been biking more lately" lol
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Nov 13, 2021 22:47
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Okay so you be my therapist and then I will find three people and be their therapist. They'll pay me and I'll cut some of the profit to you. Then each of those three will find three more and so on and so on. I think we better cut our sessions short, actually. Time spent here, as enjoyable as it is, is time not working on our downlines. |
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Nov 13, 2021 23:11
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you know I’d be inclined to share more over a round of beers with a friend, who says we can’t take these sessions to Applebee’s
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Evil Bob posted:you know I’d be inclined to share more over a round of beers with a friend, who says we can’t take these sessions to Applebee’s haha no I misspoke I meant to say therapist I know what the nature of this relationship is for now
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au where paying for it by chester brown is about therapy
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Nov 17, 2021 03:29
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Everything sounds more sinister if you add "for now". You're my therapist (for now) You're looking nice & cheerful (for now) You're alive (for now) |
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How Wonderful! posted:My wife found out that my therapist is a falconer and my biggest dream is to meet my therapist's terrifying birds of prey. if your therapist is not balancing a falcon on her arm in session, she is missing a golden opportunity |
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today was a pretty good week *falcon looks at me implacably* actually to tell the truth i'm horribly depressed *falcon screeches* and gay, i didn't mention it before but i'm gay, ok? |
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so... i've been thinking about your falcon... and how does my falcon make you feel? uh kind of like... it's going to claw my eyes out? and why do you think it's going to claw your eyes out? i...i guess i don't know? maybe because my mom's maiden name was "falcon" and she was always really critical... i see but i guess that's all in the past now it was a long time ago do you think i can pet the falcon? do you want to pet the falcon? yeah i guess i do! *falcon begins clawing my eyes out* i have a book i'd like you to read, it's called "the gift of fear" |
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Nov 17, 2021 19:55
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Therapist: "Okay, well it's 2:30 and I have another client." Me: ............... .... ..... "there are... others?" |
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Viginti Septem posted:Therapist: "Okay, well it's 2:30 and I have another client." |
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