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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

This looks like a pretty good card and I think it deserves a thread to the few NOAH sickos that are awake and want to watch both the highest highs (Kennoh/Mocchy, Inamura is back) and the lowest lows (HAYATA defends against the least interesting member of Kongoh, Mutoh might win the fuckin belt) that this company gives us. I'm also pretty interested in the opening two singles matches. Yano has been teaming with Stinger a bit recently and might open up more of his darker side, and IIRC Tadasuke turning on YO-HEY is what killed of RATELs for good last year, although I do confess my timeline might be a bit off since that period of Jr Stable Wars was goddamn ridiculous.

forkboy84 posted:

13/11/2021, Saturday
4pm JST/6pm AEDT/7am GMT/2am EST/11pm PST

Pro Wrestling NOAH Demolition Stage 2021 in Yokohama
Yokohama Budokan, Yokohama
Hajime Ohara vs Yasutaka Yano
Tadasuke vs YO-HEY
Funky Express (Akitoshi Saito, King Tany & Muhammad Yone) vs Sugiuragun (Kazushi Sakuraba, Kendo Kashin & Takashi Sugiura)
Atsushi Kotoge, Daiki Inaba, Daisuke Harada & Kinya Okada vs Kongo (Haoh, Katsuhiko Nakajima, Manabu Soya & Nioh)
Kazuyuki Fujita vs Yoshiki Inamura
Los Perros Del Mal de Japon (Eita, Kotaro Suzuki & NOSAWA Rongai) vs Stinger (Seiki Yoshioka, Yoshinari Ogawa & Yuya Susumu)
GHC Junior Heavyweight Title: HAYATA(c) vs Aleja
GHC National Title: Masaaki Mochizuki(c) vs Kenoh
GHC Tag Team Titles: Kaito Kiyomiya & Masa Kitamiya(c) vs M's Alliance (Keiji Mutoh & Naomichi Marufuji)
Live on Wrestle Universe

Watch the show, there's English commentary and should average out to at least good, even if i'm preparing myself to be real fuckin angry by the end.

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Yano has beefed up a lot since he debuted, must be working out with Okada

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

That was fun, Yano brought fire and a couple of nice moves and Ohara brought some really brutal looking backbreakers and a brutal submission finisher

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Missed the opener but YO-HEY!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

It's always funny when YO-HEY manages to not be the silliest looking person in a match

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

That was a real sweet looking dropkick from YO-HEY

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

That was 3, ref.

Edit: drat, murdered poor YO-HEY.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Sweet lariat, good match. These guys should be in the title picture

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Cool and tough old men (and Kendo Kashin) vs Funky and tough old men

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Yone coming to anything but Earth, Wind & Fire is a crime (even if I like that italo-disco bop).

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

2091st match for Takashi Sugiura, god drat.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Kashin you monster, the English comms need that plexiglass to stay safe!

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

This match proudly following in the footsteps of the Kimura / Eigen / Momota involved trios matches from 2000 / 2001.

Edit: LL King Tany

J-Ro fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Nov 13, 2021

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh hey, NOAH!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Right man lost

Jerusalem posted:

Oh hey, NOAH!

First two matches were both pretty good, but nothing super necessary to go back for

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Jerusalem posted:

Oh hey, NOAH!

SG Bamboo posted:

First two matches were both pretty good, but nothing super necessary to go back for

The highlight of the night so far is King Tany's quest for Kashin's head.

https://twitter.com/abeshin_0417/status/1459428472216903681?s=20

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Kongoh deosn't seem like Kongoh if they're not coming out to Kenoh's theme.

At least they're still posing together

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Big boys, hell yeah.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I hope Inaba has a breakthrough next year, he has a great look and isn't afraid to lay his strikes in

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Hell yeah Okada, show him who's boss

e: maybe next time :smith:

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

SG Bamboo posted:

Hell yeah Okada, show him who's boss

e: maybe next time :smith:

LMAO.

(I believed, too)

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Happy the large baby is back on my screen, sad he's being sacrificed to Ol' Ironhead

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

:stare: maybe not the right thing to put out on commentary Fulton

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Crazy that Futoshi Shimano took up a job as a NOAH wrestler after Yakuza 1.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Really enjoyed that, just beefy boys battering each other

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus Christ that powerbomb :stare:

Cool move but that was a weird postmatch that made Inamura look bad, I wonder wh-

Yoshiki Inamura - 28-years-old
Kazuyuki Fujita - 51-years-old

Oh, nevermind.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

NOSAWA :argh:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

God loving dammit

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

A DQ, eh? At least Los Perros are getting their rear end beat for a change.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"THEY'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE WATER WE KEPT REFERENCING ALL MAT... oh wait no he's not."

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

That little moment with Yoshioka and YO-HEY reminded me how much more I like those two guys than pretty much everyone else in the division

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

After that long postmatch, let's liven things back up...with a HAYATA singles match

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

This has certainly been a match so far, hard to believe it's only been going 10 minutes

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Hell yeah, this is the match i've been waiting for

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SG Bamboo posted:

Hell yeah, this is the match i've been waiting for

All jokes about pissy Kenoh being the best aside, go Kenoh!

Pissy Kenoh is the best, though.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Mocchy needs to hit Kenoh harder to wake him up

e: there you go, like that

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Avoid the stomp, eh? Well Kenoh will cave in your torso the long way then!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Good Lord :stare:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Holy motherfuck that sequence

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kenoh wins by beating Mochizuki into unconsciousness :hellyeah:

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