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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Kaveman posted:

when his kids turn 18 he'll be back

consequently this will be when the mods go

That reminds me, I've been meaning to ask is the girl in the :chloe: smiley one of them? It's really weird how the smiley seems to be labeled as the actual name of the girl.

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Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?
I dreamed I saw Lowtax last night
Alive as you and me
Says I "But Rich, you're five days dead"
"I never died" says he
"I never died" says he

"The divorce court killed you Rich;
You shot yourself" says I
"Takes more than guns to kill a man"
Says Rich "I didn't die"
Says Rich "I didn't die"

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Yaldabaoth posted:

That reminds me, I've been meaning to ask is the girl in the :chloe: smiley one of them? It's really weird how the smiley seems to be labeled as the actual name of the girl.

nah thats from some meme video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrGLPEmjKHU

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Waiting for the inevitable dark and gritty Lowtax reboot, thus ushering in the Something Awful cinematic universe

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

King Sin posted:

I just can't shake the feeling that we haven't seen the last of him. I don't know when, I don't know how, but mark my words. Lowtax will be back.

What are you working with Miss Cleo now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xql2aNopsy8&t=309s

Pablo Fanques
Jul 25, 2004
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
I have an announcement:

Rich Kyanka's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in.

There were no survivors.

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
On the first day of the week, very early in the afternoon, the goons took the mangosteen they had prepared and went to the somethingawful offices. They found the stone rolled away from the tomb

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



The dead post! The internet has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of revenge in the sinister voice of the late RICHARD KYANKA

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Pablo Fanques posted:

I have an announcement:

Rich Kyanka's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in.

There were no survivors.

So we should be expecting “Hello, Lowtax” any time now.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Sid Vicious posted:

i assure you it is

Ok. I did some investigating. Kids these days, they call it googling. Turns out you are right. He’s not gonna return.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I hope he comes back and gets banned.

nebby
Dec 21, 2000
resident mog
The persona of the AGI that eventually hits takeoff and destroys the world will be seeded with the corpus of Leonard J Crabs. So in a sense, you are right.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
it never ceases to amaze me that everything I say in SA is saved in the library of congress, not to mention my crap 'shops

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

staberind posted:

it never ceases to amaze me that everything I say in SA is saved in the library of congress, not to mention my crap 'shops

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I made this for the announcement thread but I was TOO LATE, much like Screamy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifui1VDF2Xs

:screamy:

AnonymouseNo5
Nov 11, 2021

BUG JUG posted:

When does cum mouth return tho?

Probably in a few hours if not tomorrow.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Songbearer posted:

I made this for the announcement thread but I was TOO LATE, much like Screamy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifui1VDF2Xs

:screamy:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I caught up to that thread right as it closed. Dang.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Songbearer posted:

I made this for the announcement thread but I was TOO LATE, much like Screamy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifui1VDF2Xs

:screamy:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I caught up to that thread right as it closed. Dang.

But now you're up to speed in time for his comeback thread

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

goon project: dispatch proton packs w/ neutrona wands and ghost traps to MO to ensure that, should Lowtax return, he can be swiftly contained

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
let him come back. I ain't afraid.

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

The dead post! The internet has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of revenge in the sinister voice of the late RICHARD KYANKA

He's actually gonna be trying to speak to us from beyond the grave via the Local 58 videos/website, he made a deal with The Moon.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

45 will return Lowtax

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

45 X Jason Bend will return Lowtax

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

poo poo! I don't plan on living that long

Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil

Pablo Fanques posted:

I have an announcement:

Rich Kyanka's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in.

There were no survivors.

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
HE
IS
RISEN

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Animal-Mother posted:

Drake no: Shmorky as an animator

Drake yes: Shmorky as Re-animator

Funny you'd mention Drake next to Shmorky. They have a lot of similar interests.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I heard lowtax just faked his own death and now he's living, or will soon be living in Panama.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I want Lauren back, she was fun and I will fight at her side for the throne!
All will hail Idiot Queen Lowtax II !

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
What sort of photoshop thread is this? The OP didn't even contribute a fake movie poster or Lowtax as slenderman or anything!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
The Webmaster Who Punched Me

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Big Beef City posted:

I wish he'd return.













My Ten BUX OP HEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO GOT EM

Haha killer

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Hammerite posted:

The Webmaster Who Punched Me

iw anted this to be "the ___ who shoved me" but it didn't work without something fitting that rhymed with "spy"

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Sid Vicious posted:

he is dead and will be cremated or buried hopefully before the ground freezes (does the groud freeze is missouri?)

just put him in a container of water in the freezer

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

nebby posted:

The persona of the AGI that eventually hits takeoff and destroys the world will be seeded with the corpus of Leonard J Crabs. So in a sense, you are right.

That's his mother.

staberind posted:

it never ceases to amaze me that everything I say in SA is saved in the library of congress, not to mention my crap 'shops

Someone said they haven't bought an account so it's patchy and I think also that they're just saving the forums side, not imgur or whatever.

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