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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Well I ain't one for fightin' fire with fire or causing no ruckus, but if these carbetbaggers just won't let up you as a man has an obligation to protect you and yours. I'm talking about your constitutionally guaranteed rights: that's right, breaking out the edgy memes folder.

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Oh you like these boots?

You can print your own using any old 3D printer. I'll tap you the schematic.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Meet the locals pardner. That right there is doc. We call him 'doc' cause he got that MD from that fancy school up north and a Pee-ehch-Dee in cyberpsychoengineering.

Also because he wears glasses. That's really the main reason to be honest.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I'll never forget the Novo Alamo. I couldn't! My implant replays the Extra History podcast every night while I sleep.

e: That's what we do these days in Nei-Texakyo. We just add a word meanin' new in some form or other before another word that already got meanin'.

ee: /white noise scattergun posting, its at least, for now...

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Rain pours down as the shadow-cloaked figure shuffles purposefully across the neon-lit street. He pauses beneath the awning of a food cart. The proprietor hesitates nervously.
"What do you need?"
"Prime rib dinner", the mysterious man speaks quietly without emotion.
"You want the regular or thick-cut?"
"No. The 60-ounce Challenge. I know you have it."
"You need 3 sides with that!", the cook angrily snaps. The man reaches over counter and grabs the cook by the collar, pulling him closer until they are face-to-face.
"Tonight, I'm going to finish this."

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