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no, I didn't want to order anything thank you. I saw the "help wanted" sign in the window and it's obvious you're in a jam. could I perhaps volunteer my services? |
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thank you for hearing me out. Please sit down, lean back, close your eyes and let me float this one past you... Happier meals...
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Nov 14, 2021 21:25
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the family here has given so much to the community, I just thought it was time the community gave something back. salary? benefits? wouldn't dream of it. you have much more important things to do with that money!
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Nov 14, 2021 21:28
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coming in on my lunchbreak from my job to straighten the plastic-wrapped plastic forks in the basket
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Nov 14, 2021 22:09
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I stride through the door dramatically. The restaurant goes silent, all eyes on me, as I take in my surroundings, square my shoulders, and step toward the counter. The line parts. Patrons and staff alike can sense that I am everything they desire and everything they fear. The dust on my clothes speaks of my long journey, the toolbox at my side of my momentous task. My arrival is a portent, a sign that a new era is about to dawn. My footfalls are like the ticking of a bomb counting down its last seconds. "Hello," I say to one of the stunned cashiers as I reach the counter. "I'm here to fix the ice cream machine." |
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Nov 14, 2021 22:22
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standing next to thhe counter, anxiously watching everyone order, just waiting for one of them to order a smile, i will spring into action i will give them the smile i am ready for this
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Nov 14, 2021 22:30
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serving food to the customers and commenting on how I cut my chops at this while volunteering at the soup kitchen. i am genuinely surprised to find out the customers arent homeless. at night as I drive home I chuckle at the thought of those people lying to me. they must be homeless.
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Nov 14, 2021 22:32
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talking to the manager, playing it cool, saying maybe i could sweep up sometimes, trying desperately not to stare at the fries, telling the manager i'm good at wiping down tables too, not imagining using the scoop to shake fries into a box, not dreaming of the shk shk shk sound of freshly fried fries rubbing against each other and sliding down the small metal chute into a waxy cardboard basket
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Nov 14, 2021 22:33
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trying to pump up the staff by reciting old mcdonalds slogans but the manager got real mad when i got to "have you had your break today?"
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Nov 14, 2021 22:36
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no no, sir, the honour of working here is enough for me. Sigh...well if you MUST, I will accept 2-3 spongebob squarepants themed pullback happy meal cars in payment. though please, no doubles.
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Nov 14, 2021 22:38
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resting my palm on the greasy counter, wondering if I can still feel a molecule of the warmth I assume Ronald left here when he last worked in Southeastern Wyoming.
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Nov 14, 2021 22:39
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peace corps? no ma'am, nothing like that. more like the nine piece corps haha
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Manifisto posted:peace corps? no ma'am, nothing like that. more like the nine piece corps haha
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Nov 14, 2021 22:45
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Luvcow posted:serving food to the customers and commenting on how I cut my chops at this while volunteering at the soup kitchen. i am genuinely surprised to find out the customers arent homeless. at night as I drive home I chuckle at the thought of those people lying to me. they must be homeless. Manifisto posted:peace corps? no ma'am, nothing like that. more like the nine piece corps haha lol
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Manifisto posted:peace corps? no ma'am, nothing like that. more like the nine piece corps haha |
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Corporate america just does so much for this country, and I finally asked myself, 'ya know, how can you give back?' So i come in every tuesday and thursday for a couple hours and clean every bathroom in this Walmart Supercenter. The manager tried to hire me, tried to pay me, said what I was doing is illegal, but I told him 'sir, it is an honor and a privilege to be allowed to help. After all this company has done for america? It is truly my pleasure to be allowed to give back. I mean if a man can't perform unpaid labor for a titan of industry, what the heck has this country come to?'
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I regularly cleaned up the drink area when I used to go in. This is reality for me! |
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Manifisto posted:peace corps? no ma'am, nothing like that. more like the nine piece corps haha
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Luvcow posted:serving food to the customers and commenting on how I cut my chops at this while volunteering at the soup kitchen. i am genuinely surprised to find out the customers arent homeless. at night as I drive home I chuckle at the thought of those people lying to me. they must be homeless.
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Nov 15, 2021 09:12
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You know I don’t even mind cleaning urine out of the ball pit again. I’m just happy the local meth addicts found a moment of peace here.
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Nov 15, 2021 09:15
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Dressing up in my homemade grimace outfit and doing an absolutely insane rehearsed sign twirling regimen
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Nov 15, 2021 09:21
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Volunteering is inefficient. They have trusted people to handle most jobs. No. It's more effective to make donations in kind. Consider annonymously sending a tray of beef mince. Or even just bring some napkins from home to fill the dispenser. |
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Nov 15, 2021 12:42
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I'm against volunteering at McD's because it's just propping up a problematic system. If billionaires just paid their share of taxes then the government could afford to take care of all these restaurants like they do in Europe. |
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Nov 15, 2021 12:42
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everyone keeps asking me if i'm in line and I say no and step a little more to the side where I can comment on how great all their menu choices are while they order
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Nov 15, 2021 17:09
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*loud whisper* "A quarter pounder? Can you imagine four of those things? *sucks air through teeth*"
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Occupying the single restroom sink for eight straight hours, my pruney hands shredded, tears in my eyes. I wash my hands so you don't have to and I'm proud to give back
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Occupying the single restroom sink for eight straight hours, my pruney hands shredded, tears in my eyes. I wash my hands so you don't have to and I'm proud to give back pecan posted:everyone keeps asking me if i'm in line and I say no and step a little more to the side where I can comment on how great all their menu choices are while they order vanisher posted:Dressing up in my homemade grimace outfit and doing an absolutely insane rehearsed sign twirling regimen Luvcow posted:serving food to the customers and commenting on how I cut my chops at this while volunteering at the soup kitchen. i am genuinely surprised to find out the customers arent homeless. at night as I drive home I chuckle at the thought of those people lying to me. they must be homeless. but really, all of the posts
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Occupying the single restroom sink for eight straight hours, my pruney hands shredded, tears in my eyes. I wash my hands so you don't have to and I'm proud to give back lol
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"I heard the news," putting my arm gently over the store #423 assistant manager Jeanette's shoulder. "I'm sorry your father, Old McDonald, no longer has his farm. I'm here to help." Jeanette looked at me with questions in her eyes, but I laid a finger over her lips. "Shh, it'll all be okay. We'll make this work. I'll plant the bags of McDonaldland cookies if you'll hoe the rows of McChicken. Our boy, Tiny Jim, he can run the McFlurry machine during ice cream harvests." "I'm calling the police," said Jeanette, recoiling. |
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i'm here to wash the clown
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Heather Papps posted:i'm here to wash the clown
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Heather Papps posted:i'm here to wash the clown
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Heather Papps posted:i'm here to wash the clown |
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Heather Papps posted:i'm here to wash the clown
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Heather Papps posted:i'm here to wash the clown Luvcow posted:serving food to the customers and commenting on how I cut my chops at this while volunteering at the soup kitchen. i am genuinely surprised to find out the customers arent homeless. at night as I drive home I chuckle at the thought of those people lying to me. they must be homeless. & honourary emptyquotes to every other post itt ---------------- |
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*le me, volunteering at le nonprofit* homeless person: my family disowned me because of my 5 concurrent hard drug addictions. i have marrow cancer and my teeth are falling out. last night i slept in a dumpster and woke up with a gangrene toe. everywhere i go people spit on me and tell me to get out of their sight. i'll probably freeze to death in a month as winter descends on us with all its fury me: god i'm so sorry to hear that. we'll do whatever we can to help you get back on your feet supervisor: ahem me: i mean, sir this is a mcdonald's drive-thru |
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Nov 16, 2021 06:34
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For every dollar menu item you donate, Ms. Jenkins here has agreed to donate a Big Mac. |
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Hello Police. Theres a man trying to steal our inventory. 6'6" male caucasian with red hair, glossy complexion wearing a black and white striped shirt and a fiberglass hat. He's hiding out in the playground at the moment, I'm worried hes going to take a kid hostage. |
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Nov 16, 2021 11:22
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The security force protecting the Big Mac Sauce recipe is entirely made up of volunteers as noone who would be concerned with something so mundane as a salary can be fit to guard such a treasure. |
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Bright Bart posted:The security force protecting the Big Mac Sauce recipe is entirely made up of volunteers as noone who would be concerned with something so mundane as a salary can be fit to guard such a treasure. Conscripted by the local mcdonalds |
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