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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I don’t know who Imagine Dragons are or what they sound like, but I’m ready to poo poo - anytime, anywhere, and on anything.

My bowels are ready!

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Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Smugworth posted:

wait you watched that horseshit
hey everyone get a load of the dork that watched the league of legends show :cawg:

more watchable than most tv shows

kathmandu
Jul 11, 2004

https://youtu.be/zUHdvoPh2aA

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Whats that song where the guy is like I BLAME IT ON MY ADD that song loving sucks massive rear end

The first time I heard that song I got so angry I got my car up to 120 mph and drove it straight into a loving tree and died

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
Imagine there’s no dragons
It’s easy if you try

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
They had like two decent songs before it became overplayed crap and totally unlikable garbage.

Actually I might be remembering those wrong too

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

They had like two decent songs before it became overplayed crap and totally unlikable garbage.

Actually I might be remembering those wrong too

you're probably thinking of one of the many crap bands that sound like imagine dragons. they're crap, but they're not imagine dragons.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Imagine Dragon was created in a lab by HBO to make TV trailer music


WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE IT IS THE NEW AGE OF TELEVISION PROGRAMS

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Wizard Master posted:

Sorry mate, but after the last few years due to some personal issues I've gone through I've re-evaluated the emotional investment I need to give to things that don't concern my day-to-day life and the things I actually value. I can't think of anything I'd rather do less than participate in a tepid own on some crummy little band, and I genuinely feel sorry for people who enjoy this kind of poo poo.

I feel sorry for dorks like you who sit at home planning Christmas decorations in July because you heard fox news say "war on Christmas" or whatever milquetoast bullshit you enjoy. Lattes, presumably.

Anyway, I think Wizard is in Imagine Dragons and he's here to white knight his own glorified Mormon sermon in "rock" and that's funny.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


even though the song is called Radioactive I thought they were singing "ready to rock this, ready to rock this" well thanlks for reading

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Sid Vicious posted:

even though the song is called Radioactive I thought they were singing "ready to rock this, ready to rock this" well thanlks for reading

Lol is that what he's saying?? I thought the same thing as you

Anybody remember that song radioactive by the firm (Jimmy page solo project) I liked it

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
Actually I didnt know this band made so many forgettable pop songs that I've heard on tv bumpers, radio commercials, etc, dam these guys made a huge amount of audio filler

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


The within temptation cover of radioactive is actually good

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Son of Man posted:

Lol is that what he's saying?? I thought the same thing as you

Anybody remember that song radioactive by the firm (Jimmy page solo project) I liked it

apparently he is saying radoactive radioactive

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Imagine Dragon these balls across your face.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

old beast lunatic posted:

The mormons like this band. That's all I need to know. :chloe:

lmao they're mormons

one more reason they suck

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
mormons went from missionaries to skateboarding backwards ballcap fellow kids to spread their message

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

the holy poopacy posted:

you're probably thinking of one of the many crap bands that sound like imagine dragons. they're crap, but they're not imagine dragons.

I was thinking of Radioactive and Believer, but I looked up a few other songs that I thought they did and lol you are right

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Every one of their songs sounds identical though it is a catchy enough song for lovely pop music. Kinda like mumford and sons I guess. Like how do you put out that lol show song that sounds literally identical to your big hit idgi

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Wizard Master posted:

I keep a laminated pic of my rear end in a top hat in my wallet. Sometimes I get it out and look at it at red lights.

geez dude.....

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

Thread delivers

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Wizard Master posted:

Sorry mate, but after the last few years due to some personal issues I've gone through I've re-evaluated the emotional investment I need to give to things that don't concern my day-to-day life and the things I actually value. I can't think of anything I'd rather do less than participate in a tepid own on some crummy little band, and I genuinely feel sorry for people who enjoy this kind of poo poo.

Sir, I take offense that you would suggest that Imagine Dragons does not impact everyone in the world's every day lives. I can't go into a goddamned Chipotle for my daily diarrhea supplements without hearing Imagine Dragons like 39 times in a row. Imagine Dragons has permeated every vacant crack and crevice of mainstream media like a horrible hot fart. You should be mad. I'm mad that you're not mad! GET MAD!

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
I really like that song about hobbits by the popular rock group Imagine Baggins.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Imagine Swaggin

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Really turning around that "performer pees on the audience" thing.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I don’t know who Imagine Dragons are or what they sound like, but I’m ready to poo poo - anytime, anywhere, and on anything.

My bowels are ready!

Not an empty quote, but i essentially arrived here with a similar intent.

BUG JUG posted:

Really turning around that "performer pees on the audience" thing.

Takes Brass.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I just found out that the members of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir are all Mormons. I'm a little surprised but to be honest I kind of suspected as much.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
don't they have a song that's basically the winnie the pooh theme but on rollerblades with neon safety pads


it goes like:

gotta get up
gotta be POSITIVE!
I have high apple pie in the sky hopes!
gotta work hard and do my best
with a smile!
Hey hey
hey hey
yeah!
alright!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

CPL593H posted:

I just found out that the members of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir are all Mormons. I'm a little surprised but to be honest I kind of suspected as much.

Low is Mormon and Low is the best musical act from Duluth, MN. Jacob Dylan's dad can suck it! But they're snow Mormons. I'm not sure if that makes a difference but I reckon it does.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
LOW is a Mormon band that is pretty good though.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Mormons didn't allow black people to be part of their religion until the late 70s.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I would like these guys and the guys that wrote the song "stressed out" to fight to the death

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

trash person posted:

AWOLNATION - Sail

That song is trash

Singer sucks
Video sucks

Song kicks rear end
Have the courage to admit it

It fuckin rocks

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I just listened to sail again for the 1st time in a couple years I got chills

By the end I'm singing along under my breath sail with me

To goons

Sail with me
I hope it's the soundtrack to my death I could do worse

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
^^^ you are correct

Hey goons, I want some of you to join me in an endeavor. We are going to start our own rock and roll band, but our act will have a “twist”, we will only perform songs about granny porn. I’m thinking we should call ourselves Imagine Saggin’

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

No

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Spinz posted:


Song kicks rear end
Have the courage to admit it

It fuckin rocks

You are wrong. It's okay, but you are so wrong.

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

GEEKABALL posted:

^^^ you are correct

Hey goons, I want some of you to join me in an endeavor. We are going to start our own rock and roll band, but our act will have a “twist”, we will only perform songs about granny porn. I’m thinking we should call ourselves Imagine Saggin’

Do we use the usual guitars, bass, & drums set up or do we just use what really old people like from the ragtimes?

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Producer: "Radioactive is kind of a somber-themed song, guys. Lots of post apocalypse evocative lyrics."
Imagine Dragons: "Yeah bruh."
Producer: "We need to talk video for this."
ID: "Bruh."
Producer: "I mean, we COULD lean into the potential this song has for social commentary, use the popularity and catchiness of the track to encourage fans to do some self review and introspection, try to improve society in some small way at the very least."
ID: "Bruh..."
Producer: "...or, and I mean our label's investment board really likes this idea."
ID: *fart* *scratches*
Producer: "The video is about an illegal muppet pitfighting ring run by guys that look like rejected actors from a casting call for sicarios for that Narcos show..."
ID: SAY NO MORE, WE ARE IN

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Imagine Dragunts

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