It we are at lowtax's funeral

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wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

let's not go too crazy with this

Signs register as Kirk Johnson, leaves a card that's just a folded picture of the goatman's anus.

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

if its open casket i will kiss the corpse

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OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

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ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

What is that salty ammonia smell?

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:28

Reiche: Jan 28, 2009; I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

https://youtu.be/_2PTfcS9jDE

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:33

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Ashes to ashes
Funk to funky
Expensive cookies made him chunky

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:33

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

if its open casket i will kiss the corpse

Might wanna bring some wet wipes, Pally.

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:36

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

if its open casket i will kiss the corpse

It won't be

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:36

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Jabberlock posted:

It won't be

voted 1

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:37

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

if its open casket i will kiss the corpse

It'll be an open casket from the waist down.

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:39

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

*Walks in with a boombox on my shoulder, open palm slaps an 8 track into the player*
SomeBODY told me-

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:42

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Das Boo posted:

*Walks in with a boombox on my shoulder, open palm slaps an 8 track into the player*
SomeBODY told me-

gently caress that, get smash mouth to play live

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:43

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Jabberlock posted:

gently caress that, get smash mouth to play live

Man, I can't get that guy to do poo poo.

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curlys gold: Jan 17, 2018

the one for Facebook tom was nicer

also hes still alive lol

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:46

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

oh man its super weird that i am at this super private personal event for a dude who isnt even associated with this website any more what the heck am i doing here im reaplly sorry this is so uncomfortable

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:47

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Jabberlock posted:

gently caress that, get smash mouth to play live

Probably cheaper than buying a boombox.

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:51

Extra row of tits: Oct 31, 2020

Sid Vicious posted:

oh man its super weird that i am at this super private personal event for a dude who isnt even associated with this website any more what the heck am i doing here im reaplly sorry this is so uncomfortable

Quick! Tell the pppppppower book story to lighten the mood!

# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:52

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It'll be an open casket from the waist down.

i stand by my claim.

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WilWheaton: Oct 11, 2006; It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!

ho boy this sure is SOMETHING AWFUL , am I right?

# ? Nov 19, 2021 07:10

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

I'm at the hors d'oeuvres table just crushing those tiny eggrolls

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

I place a box containing a hip hop operating system into the xasket

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spooky ghost: Feb 11, 2020; Lipstick Apathy

i leave a single dead, gay flower on the casket

:pressf:

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Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

i go around the entire party and ask every participant in a quiet solemn voice if they have stairs in their house

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frumpykvetchbot: Feb 20, 2004; PROGRESSIVE SCAN; Upset Trowel

Sid Vicious posted:

oh man its super weird that i am at this super private personal event for a dude who isnt even associated with this website any more what the heck am i doing here im reaplly sorry this is so uncomfortable

It's okay but if you don't mind and out of respect for the diseased and their relatives, please remove the clown makeup and rainbow wig. You may use of the restroom by the front entrance.

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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

"Hold on! Stop everything! I'm nearly ready."

# ? Nov 19, 2021 08:44

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

*gets up to the podium to sing the eulogy

*clears throat

Never made it as a wise man...

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Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

furiously pressing F to pay my respects

# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:07

DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

GoonWake 2021

# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:10

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

There's always stairs in gods house

# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:16

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Alright who wants to give the Eulogy?

# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:41

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

honestly i'm just here for the buffet

... there's a buffet, right?

# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:44

Mr. Bung: Mar 24, 2005; Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.

Tugging. (the bell ropes, to call to service presuming it's in a church. Is it?)

# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:46

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

honestly i'm just here for the buffet

... there's a buffet, right?

There is a buffet. Goldbelly cookies was hired to be the caterer though and the budget only allowed us to buy 2 cookies.

# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:48

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The choice to bury Lowtax in a GT-R racecar bed was very tastefully done.

# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:02

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There is a buffet. Goldbelly cookies was hired to be the caterer though and the budget only allowed us to buy 2 cookies.

i can't believe we forgot to make a patreon for the buffet

# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:21

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

I walk around saying peperony and chease and see if anyone gets it

# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:24

neolithic: Jan 10, 2005; He's a complicated man,
but no one understands
him but his woman.

Goodbye Lowtax, thanks for the bans

# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:26

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Yo someone check his pockets to make sure he isn't burying himself with his child support money.

# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:34

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

I'm sitting patiently waiting for this service to be over so we can go next door to doobie doghouse, say hi to Sammy (if COVID/diabetes haven't killed him), and go wild get piled. HIgh

no but seriously this eulogy is good

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tractor man: Nov 11, 2021

*approaches microphone*
Alright whoever is honking the clown horn we really need you to stop

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