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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

I sigh and sit at the ironically not-ironic furry table, put on my best smile, and try to meet some friends.

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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

I soon note that it's the largest table.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
can you believe fuckin' Gorgeous George showed up to plug his book and gloat?

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
/pours out a glass of mangosteen

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
*Gets up to give a reading*

*Clears throat*

Dear Richard,

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Hammerite posted:

*Gets up to give a reading*

*Clears throat*

Dear Richard,

five golden manbabies!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm gay

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018


i know

we are all very gay right now

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
good idea to fill Lowtax' grave with concrete, he would have loved that

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



pee pee poo poo

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm gay

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

But are you dead and gay like these forums?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

i can't believe we forgot to make a patreon for the buffet

I didn't forget. But some of the money had to go into putting in a new spine. Don't want the body slithering around in the coffin.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Guys this tomb we are all being buried alive in is massive. I guess this is what he spent this fortune on.

ohhh was I not supposed to go down there yet?

WhyZodiac
Oct 29, 2015

Ramrod XTreme
*Pays $10 to change what it says on his gravestone*

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I will now sing richard's favorite song in his favorite method.

*lowers microphone to mashed potatoes, steps into the potatoes barefoot*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm gay?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


WhyZodiac posted:

*Pays $10 to change what it says on his gravestone*

You cannot change the grave text of an administrator you loving moron.

what rude error text.

I bet Radium wrote that error, hey where is Radium he should be around here.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Oh God, the reception is just a giant goon meet how did we not foresee this?!?

zekezero
Apr 8, 2004

So I know this might be too soon but does this mean we can reopen the torrent forums?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

*slaps a bunch of different shaped window stickers in various places on the casket to turn it into Grovercasket*

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Justin Godscock posted:

Oh God, the reception is just a giant goon meet how did we not foresee this?!?

Is that why there's a tent in the lobby

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


lol

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Mr. Fix It posted:

furiously pressing F to pay my respects

So did you bring a laptop with you or are you just pressing f on your phone over and over? I think the laptop is more authentic

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

*sigh* he'll never be the head of a major corporation now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The band playing a tasteful funereal march entirely on brass instruments finish, and begin taking of their pants.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dixville posted:

So did you bring a laptop with you or are you just pressing f on your phone over and over? I think the laptop is more authentic


lmao at having a working device instead of slowly but sadly hitting F5 like a hired mourner

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
so I had written a good eulogy but I forgot to print it

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Is it gauche to lol during the service

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

It's going well so far

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Slaps an Insane Clown Posse sticker on the casket. Looks upon it mournfully.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dixville posted:

So did you bring a laptop with you or are you just pressing f on your phone over and over? I think the laptop is more authentic

There is an F button on the casket.

Happysafer
Feb 12, 2007

"You idiots!"

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i get up to eulogize

"pity reply"

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i leave the funeral

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Rates funeral 2 on the way out

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

I shake people's hands and solemnly ask them if they know the wifi password.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
*punches lowtaxs corpse*

Here's one for the road, dude

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Been waiting since 1996 for the perfect opportunity to wear this zoot suit. Thanks, Lowtax

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