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I sigh and sit at the ironically not-ironic furry table, put on my best smile, and try to meet some friends.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:48 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 13:27 |
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I soon note that it's the largest table.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:48 |
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can you believe fuckin' Gorgeous George showed up to plug his book and gloat?
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:52 |
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/pours out a glass of mangosteen
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 10:55 |
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*Gets up to give a reading* *Clears throat* Dear Richard,
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 11:19 |
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Hammerite posted:*Gets up to give a reading* five golden manbabies!
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 11:24 |
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I'm gay
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 11:28 |
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Who What Now posted:I'm gay i know we are all very gay right now
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 11:32 |
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good idea to fill Lowtax' grave with concrete, he would have loved that
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 11:47 |
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pee pee poo poo
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 11:48 |
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I'm gay
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 11:58 |
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Who What Now posted:I'm gay But are you dead and gay like these forums?
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:01 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:i can't believe we forgot to make a patreon for the buffet I didn't forget. But some of the money had to go into putting in a new spine. Don't want the body slithering around in the coffin.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:12 |
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Guys this tomb we are all being buried alive in is massive. I guess this is what he spent this fortune on. ohhh was I not supposed to go down there yet?
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:15 |
*Pays $10 to change what it says on his gravestone*
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:30 |
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I will now sing richard's favorite song in his favorite method. *lowers microphone to mashed potatoes, steps into the potatoes barefoot*
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:32 |
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I'm gay?
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:34 |
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WhyZodiac posted:*Pays $10 to change what it says on his gravestone* You cannot change the grave text of an administrator you loving moron. what rude error text. I bet Radium wrote that error, hey where is Radium he should be around here.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:36 |
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Oh God, the reception is just a giant goon meet how did we not foresee this?!?
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:00 |
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So I know this might be too soon but does this mean we can reopen the torrent forums?
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:07 |
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*slaps a bunch of different shaped window stickers in various places on the casket to turn it into Grovercasket*
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:18 |
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Justin Godscock posted:Oh God, the reception is just a giant goon meet how did we not foresee this?!? Is that why there's a tent in the lobby
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:23 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:43 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:furiously pressing F to pay my respects So did you bring a laptop with you or are you just pressing f on your phone over and over? I think the laptop is more authentic
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:10 |
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*sigh* he'll never be the head of a major corporation now
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:13 |
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The band playing a tasteful funereal march entirely on brass instruments finish, and begin taking of their pants.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:16 |
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Dixville posted:So did you bring a laptop with you or are you just pressing f on your phone over and over? I think the laptop is more authentic lmao at having a working device instead of slowly but sadly hitting F5 like a hired mourner
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:17 |
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so I had written a good eulogy but I forgot to print it
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:28 |
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Is it gauche to lol during the service
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:49 |
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It's going well so far
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:06 |
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Slaps an Insane Clown Posse sticker on the casket. Looks upon it mournfully.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:12 |
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Dixville posted:So did you bring a laptop with you or are you just pressing f on your phone over and over? I think the laptop is more authentic There is an F button on the casket.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:40 |
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:46 |
i get up to eulogize "pity reply"
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:57 |
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:57 |
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i leave the funeral
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 16:02 |
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Rates funeral 2 on the way out
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 16:07 |
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I shake people's hands and solemnly ask them if they know the wifi password.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 16:09 |
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*punches lowtaxs corpse* Here's one for the road, dude
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 16:15 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 13:27 |
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Been waiting since 1996 for the perfect opportunity to wear this zoot suit. Thanks, Lowtax
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