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I'll sneak into that wake and I'll see that beefcake I'll do the creep Yeah Do the creep Yeah
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 But in this case, the first line should be "He was a famous webmaster for 20 years"
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Sid Vicious posted:oh man its super weird that i am at this super private personal event for a dude who isnt even associated with this website any more what the heck am i doing here im really sorry this is so uncomfortable
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Nov 19, 2021 16:43
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*places large summer sausage in the casket* “In case you get hungry on Charon’s ferry.” I whisper.
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🎵 hey now... you were an all star... got your game on... got played.... 🎵 *sheds a single tear*
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Nov 19, 2021 16:59
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I'm sorry for your loss Mr & Mrs Kyanka. Please have this copy of Linux.
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Nov 19, 2021 17:19
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*Steps up to podium.* *clears throat* "Piss is stored in the balls." *Steps down from podium.*
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Nov 19, 2021 17:19
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*puts hand on casket* I hope heaven isn't too loving crowded.
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Psyching myself up to zap people with the same line they give me at weddings Next time, it's YOUR turn!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ff4Dmar2YM&t=202s I'm this guy
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I'm just here to hit on chicks. Rich would be ok with this.
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Nov 19, 2021 17:33
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I’ma sit in the back quietly, like at most group functions I end up attending. I’ll leave early if people begin behaving poorly for a funeral.
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Nov 19, 2021 17:37
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*solemnly places my CNST hat on the casket* pak chooie, old friend. pak chooie. unf.
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Nov 19, 2021 17:38
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Baxter posted:I'm just here to hit FTFY
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:*puts hand on casket* zack parsons.
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Nov 19, 2021 17:39
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*places odd looking figurine on casket*
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Nov 19, 2021 17:46
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E_Motion posted:*places odd looking figurine on casket* Lol
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We are gathered to ponder the great mysteries… why did he start teaching English in China for like half a year… what was his crime that made Twitter auto-ban his alts instantly when that site allows so so much else to go unchecked?
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*attempts to gather bits of his mortal remains to fashion into powerful posting talismans to sell on SA-Mart*
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Nov 19, 2021 17:53
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Hammerite posted:zack parsons. Oh was it? Had no idea.
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*insists on trying to show everyone that one bdsm video of that lady getting a horse chestnut catapulted into her rear end in a top hat* no I promise u wait for the noise it’s classic
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:so I had written a good eulogy but I forgot to print it *Stumbles in drenched in sweat and completely out of breath carrying a massive printer* "I br-... *heavy panting* brought my printer for you to use." *Sidles up close, expectantly* *Sulks away after several minutes pass without any physical contact*
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Nov 19, 2021 18:28
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*drills glory hole in the funeral home bathroom stall*
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Sorry I'm late again
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*I start singing this* https://drive.google.com/file/d/1geNfneilsk0zA9a3OFbAuEdKnsMBtf6K/view?usp=sharing
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I try to fart in the casket but poo poo my pants and sit stoically in my liquidy mess for the rest of the event.
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When the great khan died they took a burial detail of 20 slaves to bury him then once they dug the grave they slaughtered them all. Then they took a camel mother eith its baby and killed the baby camel on top of the grave then the only one who remembered where the khan was buried on the steppe was the camel mother
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*giving eulogy* I shall always hold this moment close to my heart: what richard said to me as he lay paralysed in bed looking wistfully out of the window at a bird flying lazily in the summer sky shortly before his passing 'I wish I could be like a bird.' 'You mean so you could experience limitless freedom, drifing weightlessly through the air?' 'no so i could how it felt to piss and poo poo and gently caress all with the same hole'
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*clears throat* Y'ALL WANT A HAM?
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X JAKK posted:What about the guy who kills the baby camel? Listen I haven't done all the math on this
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I hope you never lose your sense of wonder, You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger, May you never take one single breath for granted, God forbid love ever leave you empty handed, I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean, Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens, Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance, And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. I hope you dance... I hope you dance...
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RSVP in peace lowtacks
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signing the guestbook "You dont know me, I'm from the internet"
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Just got to lowtaxs funeral wow he sure was uglier in real life, welp cya later
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"you see it's from Oregon trail and also a frozen pizza commercial from the 90's"
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Pinche Rudo posted:*drills glory hole in the funeral home bathroom stall* *Uses said hole*
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