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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Christian Rosenkreuz on the other hand is still alive. He's here chilling with me and rest of the Masters Of Ancient Wisdom.

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

super sweet best pal posted:

Dune is just Hamlet in space.

The Lion King is just Hamlet with animals.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Timon and Pumbaa are dead.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

You Are A Elf posted:

Timon and Pumbaa are dead.

They died in the very beginning and rest of the movie is Timon's last dying hallucination

Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001



Shakespeare is real bad and Shakespeare fan fiction is even worse

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Shakespeare is dead, if anyone was wondering

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Are they still dead? After all these years?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Whatever. Shakespeare is for nerds.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Punk is dead

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Alchemist posted:

Punk is dead

WHAT? now what the hell am I going to do with all these Furious George shirts?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Semi-Protato posted:

Shakespeare is real bad and Shakespeare fan fiction is even worse

I thought George Bernard Shaw was dead.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
That old lady next door that you havent seen in a few days? Dead.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

"hosed up if true"

-hamtaro

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Her cats are starving to death right now

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Sodomites

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Alchemist posted:

Her cats are starving to death right now

no. not yet

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

"hosed up if true"

-hamtaro

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


1. It's dead

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
You know what I've always found weird as hell...

Shakespeare plays made into movies that take place in modern times, with modern tech etc., but everyone talks in the original Shakespeare lines.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Owning this DVD (I love the play and the movie) almost got me laid freshmen year of college.

I say “almost” because she was a weird theatre girl and I was an awkward near-feral goon, so I chose to drink alone in my room and play New Vegas instead of doing sex.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bula Vinaka posted:

You know what I've always found weird as hell...

Shakespeare plays made into movies that take place in modern times, with modern tech etc., but everyone talks in the original Shakespeare lines.

Yea but those are the best.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bula Vinaka posted:

You know what I've always found weird as hell...

Shakespeare plays made into movies that take place in modern times, with modern tech etc., but everyone talks in the original Shakespeare lines.

changing the lines would take writers. hollywood can't afford writers

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

good rear end thread dude

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
My hamster just upped his life insurance by like 500% and proposed me, should I be worried?
Edit: now he's planning for that trip to Europe that he's been talking about since college

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

gently caress. What am I supposed to do with all my Rosencrantz/Guildenstern slash fiction now?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Cacator posted:

gently caress. What am I supposed to do with all my Rosencrantz/Guildenstern slash fiction now?

I can take them off your hands

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Do.you think they were called 'crantz and 'sternsy in hghschoo

Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001




to die, or not to die, that is the question

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

cunningham
Jul 28, 2004
That's right! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

SilkyP posted:

Do.you think they were called 'crantz and 'sternsy in hghschoo

They were called Bitch and Fart

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Rosenchanch and Grundlestern

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the eternal question

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

You Are A Elf posted:

Timon and Pumbaa are dead.

So they actually made this.

One of the direct to video sequels to the lion king "lion king 1 1/2" begins with timon and pumba as a black outlines in a theater mst3k style watching the original movie but fast forwarding to only their parts then proceeds to flashback to both of their origin stories and jumps around after that. Its actually not bad

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

hamster 1: head stuck between bars in cage, dont ask how idk
hamster 2: squeezed through bars in new hamster cage, got stuck behind the couch for a week, dont ask how idk
hamster 3: new and improved cage no longer a lethal hazard; killed in tragic hamster wheel accident
hamster 4: dog chewed on him
hamster 5: killed by hamster 6
hamster 6: absorbed hamster 5's essence and lived long and prosperous, died while trying to fit one too many hamsterpellets up his cheeks
hamster 7: lost in the vents, stunk the place up for a couple of days after his assumed death, still in there
hamster 8: found dead in his cage, foul play suspected. daughter feigns ignorance and claims innocence

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
rosencrantz and guildenstern are bread

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Good, and it’s about fuckin time.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Not as dead as the queen of England amitritefolks?!?!?!

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Risenpants and Fairlystern are my granddads

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