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Hello, Being a parent in these crazy times is challenging enough, what with drug rap gangs patrolling the streets in golf carts, and big scary dogs running rampant. Today my kids came home from school with their favorite whale, Slacks, as is normal in our house hold. I then began to notice a very loud silence accompanied by a lump or bump in Slacks tummy. That was enough for me to investigate the peculiar hump in Slacks. Lo and behold a SHARK was in Slacks. My kids first said they didn't know how it got there. Then when I threatened to ban them from their N-gage they said they were holding it for a friend. I think they were going to experiment with killing seals and eating blubber. I'm at a loss as what to do. Please help. Sincerely, Whale of a problem, Wisconsin. Dramatization 
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Sorry why are these times challenging? Not sure what you mean about that part
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Nov 20, 2021 16:23
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The Walrus posted:Sorry why are these times challenging? Not sure what you mean about that part Big scary dogs, it's right there.
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Nov 20, 2021 16:31
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That's a weird looking crab OP
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Nov 20, 2021 16:36
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Is this vore porn or what
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How much gas does a whale let out when it farts OP? Or is the  just this thread?
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Nov 20, 2021 16:51
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Inside you there are two wolves. One wolf is a whale. The other wolf is a shark that's inside the first wolf (whale).
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Nov 20, 2021 17:04
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whale/shark recursivity theory states that within every whale is a shark and within every shark within a whale is a whale and so on until you hit the plank length shark, there the universe turns over and you're back at the original whale
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Nov 21, 2021 06:34
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please don't doxx me op
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Nov 21, 2021 06:48
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In every whale there is....get this...a skeleton. Boy that's spooky. My kids just keep asking where their dino or teddy is. Man it's rough but we'll pull together somehow.
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Nov 21, 2021 06:50
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You're lying OP as your kids have long since grown up, left the house and are puttting in only the most trivial effort to call you yearly for new years to see if you're still kicking enough to deny them your meager will.
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Nov 21, 2021 06:56
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I'm n gaged in reading this thread
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