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Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

in the spirit of nostalgia for good old fashioned listicles from the pre-plague fascism era and buzzfeed and obama and LMFAO i propose that we of BYOB create a list of the worst people to be stuck on an elevator with for many hours.

to get the ball rolling here is my submissions:

Also in the elevator with you:
-Kid Rock
-Adam Sandler
-Jerry Seinfeld
-Larry the Cable Guy
-Matt Stone and Trey Parker
-Seth McFarlane and Seth Green
-Lemon Demon
-Justin Bieber
-Tom Green
-All the brave men and women who gave their lives remembering 9/11
-The Prophet Mohammed(pbuh)
-Eminem
-Shaquille O'Neal
-Deadmau5
-Deadmau4
-Joseph Stalin and his Magic Band
-Sonic the Hedgehog
-Tim Allen
-Tim and Eric
-Timothy McVeigh
-James Bond IRL
-Jon "@fart" Hendren
-Doctor David "@Dr. David Thorpe" Thorpe
-Zack Geist Editor "Zack: Zack: Geist Editor" Zack: "Geist: ""Editor: "Parsons" Parsons" Parsons" @Parsons"
-System of a Down
-SCP-173
-Jared Leto Joker
-And more!

# ? Nov 22, 2021 10:15

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# ? May 5, 2024 22:04

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

this is all at once btw, like you and every annoying motherfucker all come out and get stuck in an elevator for a huuuge party

# ? Nov 22, 2021 10:16

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Any person who is currently on fire.

# ? Nov 22, 2021 10:41

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

-Eric Andre
-Oppa Gangnam Style
-Robin Williams, exactly as he currently is
-Andy Dick
-a guy trying to convert his warhammer 40k figures into NFTs
-the weebls stuff guy
-the homestar runner guys
-H. Jon Benjamin
-Steve Carell
-Stephen Colbert
-Ricky Gervais
-Fall Out Boy
-A mean dog
-A single guy with no kids who hates the Disney Star Wars and a guy with a wife and 4 kids and they all love the Disney Star Wars
-Guy Fieri
-Bronycon 2011 Reunion
-The "Dwayne Johnson" Rock
-Elon Musk

# ? Nov 22, 2021 10:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

An elevator marketing executive

# ? Nov 22, 2021 11:29

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

sadly that would be me. I'd start stressing and get gassy and very quickly the air quality would plummet. I'll just curl up in the corner farting and apologizing for the next hour until help arrive.... did we just move?

# ? Nov 22, 2021 11:53

Turdo

Mind freak Chris Angel

# ? Nov 22, 2021 12:04

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

- Andrew "Dice" Clay
- Charles "Entertainment" Cheese
- Sir Jimmy "Has sex with dead people" Savile OBE

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# ? Nov 22, 2021 14:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Any deceased celebrity.

Because sharing an elevator with a corpse is cringey as gently caress

# ? Nov 22, 2021 19:15

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

the entire cast of Hamilton

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Gluehead posted:

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# ? Nov 22, 2021 19:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

2 opposing dodgeball teams, equipped with a dodge ball- and it is ON

# ? Nov 22, 2021 20:42

FluffieDuckie

Any politician

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# ? Nov 22, 2021 23:29

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Any deceased celebrity.

Because sharing an elevator with a corpse is cringey as gently caress

yes but specifically Robin Williams

# ? Nov 23, 2021 00:43

frump truck: hello... again!

probably a guy who gets an uncontrollable urge to kill but only when he rides an elevator

# ? Nov 23, 2021 01:36

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

A Vampire-the-Masquerade LARPer who doesn't realize that being stuck in an elevator isn't part of the campaign.

# ? Nov 23, 2021 03:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Butttheshitmanfart. let's face it ppl

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# ? Nov 23, 2021 04:30

Escape From Noise

-Me

# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:36

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# ? Nov 23, 2021 14:21

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# ? Nov 23, 2021 14:22

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Bruce Banner, because if you get him mad he'll crush half the people stuck with him so the entire time is spent trying to make him calm.

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# ? Nov 23, 2021 14:30

take the moon: by sebmojo

AJ maybe or joe roganus

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# ? Nov 23, 2021 16:45

take the moon: by sebmojo

Barco Fiesta posted:

-Zack Geist Editor "Zack: Zack: Geist Editor" Zack: "Geist: ""Editor:

being stuck in an elevtator would be terrible either way but id love to pick zacks brain tbh

# ? Nov 23, 2021 16:47

take the moon: by sebmojo

rorschachs so annoying, just keeps reminding me hes not stuck here with me im stuck here with him. i know dude, i know....

# ? Nov 23, 2021 16:52

Escape From Noise

-Steven Tyler (Yeah dude. We get it. The elevator is going down.)

# ? Nov 23, 2021 17:22

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

MY Mother in Law. :classiclol:

# ? Nov 23, 2021 18:04

Pissed Ape Sexist

That baby duck from Tiny Toons who was always talking about poo poo going down holes and coming back. Get a new schtick dude jesus CHRIST

# ? Nov 23, 2021 18:33

treasure bear

Buttchocks posted:

An elevator marketing executive

asking them for a tour and demonstration every 10 minutes or so

# ? Nov 23, 2021 18:50

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

This guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MnyV-HH3U

# ? Nov 23, 2021 19:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Judge Dredd, and the elevator is in Peachtree

# ? Nov 23, 2021 19:23

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

take the moon posted:

being stuck in an elevtator would be terrible either way but id love to pick zacks brain tbh

realpost: oh yeah me too

# ? Nov 23, 2021 20:17

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

my poste's

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# ? Nov 23, 2021 20:29

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Loud Howard

# ? Nov 23, 2021 20:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

"well now that we are trapped i suppose we might as well introduce ourselves. i'm benjamin shapiro"
*hail of gunfire*

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# ? Nov 24, 2021 00:41

Escape From Noise

-Someone who has to pee really bad and can't hold it in any longer.

# ? Nov 24, 2021 03:01

take the moon: by sebmojo

Escape From Noise posted:

-Someone who has to pee really bad and can't hold it in any longer.

this but someone who has to puke

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# ? Nov 24, 2021 03:24

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

take the moon posted:

this but someone who has to puke

please puke on the doors so when we try and pry them open it's all gross

# ? Nov 24, 2021 03:30

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

An elementary school student who is learning to play the clarinet and really wants to practice.

# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:41

biosterous

Buttchocks posted:

An elementary school student who is learning to play the clarinet and really wants to practice.

same but instead it's a recorder and it's not even one of the good plastic ones it's one of the super cheap plastic ones

or a violin and it's cheap plywood or something

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