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Escape From Noise

That shop class poster

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Dads Dip Cup

*answers phone*

"Hey." (pause) "I can't talk right now, I'm stuck on an elevator. I'll call you back."

*proceeds to have a loud domestic argument with the person on the other end anyway*

Dads Dip Cup

a guy in full mime getup who keeps pretending he's trapped inside a box no matter how many times you tell him to knock it off

Dads Dip Cup

*fiddling with elevator buttons at random* "guess it's broken"

*one minute passes*

*fiddling with elevator buttons at random* "guess it's broken" (louder)

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Larry the Cable Guy

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
gently caress that was already said...

Escape From Noise

The Cable Guy. Like, from the movie.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
The uncles from Full House.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Jimmy Fallon

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Dads Dip Cup posted:

a guy in full mime getup who keeps pretending he's trapped inside a box no matter how many times you tell him to knock it off

A guy who keeps talking about how mines are the highest form of artist.

He's not a mine himself and never really aspired to be one. But even though it's not every single day he does spend more evenings than not watching mines on YouTube.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Bright Bart posted:

A guy who keeps talking about how mines are the highest form of artist.

He's not a mine himself and never really aspired to be one. But even though it's not every single day he does spend more evenings than not watching mines on YouTube.

Just laying down on the floor and any time someone steps on them they jump up and yell BOOM! then lay back down to repeat this process. They are 8 years old so no one is saying anything just yet but a few people look like they are near their breaking point and we don't want to find out what that turns into.



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Dads Dip Cup posted:

*answers phone*

"Hey." (pause) "I can't talk right now, I'm stuck on an elevator. I'll call you back."

*proceeds to have a loud domestic argument with the person on the other end anyway*

i see you've met my boss



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
An elevator mechanic with a full set of tools who just graduated from Elevator Repair School because they're just gonna bitch about not being able to fix the drat thing the whole time.

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

Escape From Noise posted:

The Cable Guy. Like, from the movie.

Larry the Cable Guy, the Cable Guy like from the movie, and Guy Fieri.

deep dish peat moss

a person with a being-stuck-in-elevators fetish

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
A ballpark food vendor who is selling eggrolls for only a dollar that are hot and fresh and smell amazing but you don't have any cash.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


deep dish peat moss posted:

a person with a being-stuck-in-elevators fetish

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

A libertarian amatuer podcaster, and the elevator is in a public building

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Drink-Mix Man posted:

A libertarian amatuer podcaster, and the elevator is in a public building

:shudder:

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

A libertarian amatuer podcaster, and the elevator is in a public building

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The Man from Nantucket

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

The Man from Nantucket

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