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GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013

liquidypoo posted:

My father fell for a pretty stupid scam. I think it was one of those "as seen on TV" ads, but for an eye exercise regimen that would help you regain lost sight by strengthening the muscles that focus your eyes. Just a pamphlet full of bogus exercises with the promise that you wouldn't need your glasses anymore after X amount of time. Last time I saw him he was still wearing his glasses. On top of that, I have an astigmatism, which, if I had to guess, means that he also has an astigmatism. That poo poo ain't gonna reshape your whole eyeballs, dude.

My dad thought making me sit in the sunshine for a little while for a few days would fix my nearsightedness/astigmatism. "Meditating in the sunshine" is his cure for everything. . . even though all he actually does is fall asleep. Plus, it took two years for my parents to notice I needed glasses and wasn't just holding everything 6" from my nose for fun.

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