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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Lets start a band!
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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

 I only have this circuit bent kids keyboard though.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
If you want to be a good indie band then just do a lot of drugs before playing the instruments and record the resulting noise.

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Good idea I always wanted to tho I can't sing or play an instrument

Possible name:
Chandelier

I can contribute album art and very angsty original lyrics

Ist single: "It's Me o'Clock"

(about child sex abuse)

* # ? Nov 23, 2021 19:49
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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

 Maybe every song should be about child sex abuse

* # ? Nov 23, 2021 19:54
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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

tractor man posted:

Maybe every song should be about child sex abuse

Korn already did that.

* # ? Nov 23, 2021 19:56
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 I'm about on Spinz level but I could also contribute some Zach de la Rocha style vocals to our single 'Ungh' regarding Uber Eats being late

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

 I will play the cowbell OP.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
What positions are you looking to fill, OP?

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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Meme Poker Party posted:

What positions are you looking to fill, OP?

Every

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

 i'll make the homepage

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 I'll make the fart noises

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Finally, a use for my theremin!

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 I play the French horn, let's do this thing.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mozi posted:

Finally, a use for my theremin!

Not the laser kind, though; so don't get your hopes up.

* # ? Nov 23, 2021 20:43
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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I got this dope sequencer I bought off wish.com

I haven't really figured out how to use it yet but the packaging says it's so easy even a child can make music

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I call security. I want to kick young people in the face for daring to climb onstage. I can also make myself puke on command if that could be useful.

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Aug 1, 1981

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Getting my balls full of piss as we speak OP!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Check out this banger I just wrote right now:

Don稚 you talk about my waifu
Else I知 gonna knife you
Her name is Miia, yeah
M-m-m-m-Miia

Coils long as train smoke, yeah
Play her wrong she値l choke ya
Play her right she値l stroke ya
I love my snake girl Miia

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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
 i'll be the elton john of the band

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
 I'll play the skin piccolo.

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I want to get the groupies but i dont play any instruments and refuse to learn. Can I join?

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

 castle kids

castle kids yeah

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Check out this banger I just wrote right now:

Don稚 you talk about my waifu
Else I知 gonna knife you
Her name is Miia, yeah
M-m-m-m-Miia

Coils long as train smoke, yeah
Play her wrong she値l choke ya
Play her right she値l stroke ya
I love my snake girl Miia

Thank you so much!

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

runnypoops posted:

I want to get the groupies but i dont play any instruments and refuse to learn. Can I join?

Welcome, official band cum dump. The groupies will be along, errr, in a while.

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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

 We can rehearse in my moms garage when my stepdad is at work

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BigBadSteve posted:

Welcome, official band cum dump. The groupies will be along, errr, in a while.

I thought the band痴 name was Cum Dump

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 i will be your hype man

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 I'll piss on stage

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 *is always too strung out on kratom to make it to practice*

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Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

tractor man posted:

Maybe every song should be about child sex abuse

finally i get to use my pedo rap name, kid cuddly

we can listen to 'playground bang around' by blood on the dance floor for ideas

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Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


 I値l play bass and always make sure to play the bass line to Seven Nation Army during sound check.

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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

 I want to play exclusively wedding gigs

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Well come on, gang! Let痴 put on a show!

Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Nov 24, 2021

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



 I'll be on bass as well

Call me Phlegmish Vicious (perhaps Phlegmicious?) as I have neither any talent nor the patience to practice regularly

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I play.

https://youtu.be/psoVAgzZdlk

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


 I can play the skin flute

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lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
I can play bass and stand in a corner of the stage looking awkward.

If we're looking at at least three bassists, there's no way this can go wrong.

Pug Rodeo posted:

I値l play bass and always make sure to play the bass line to Seven Nation Army during sound check.

Ok then I'll call "Another one bites the dust" tywm.

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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

 Child sex abuse cover band but the USP is we hav 3 bass players and we only play wedding gigs. There is also two guys who piss on the stage and masturbates.

* # ? Nov 24, 2021 13:43
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