- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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Seriously, why do these Nords talk so slow?
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Nov 30, 2021 14:27
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May 6, 2024 23:47
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- Happysafer
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"You idiots!"
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Not only that, but these Nords have no love for us. They look upon us and see only thieves and smugglers.
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Dec 1, 2021 16:10
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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They're always asking weird stuff like:
You like to dance close to the fire, don't you?
No. I have a perspiration problem already and dancing near a fire is going to just make it that much more obvious.
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Dec 1, 2021 16:15
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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How did your parents react when you told them you weren't gay?
Get it? Because most Nords are gay. So your parents would be surprised if you aren't. Kind of picking on your people even if not you in particular.
I'll be in my elf cave.
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Dec 1, 2021 17:45
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- Happysafer
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"You idiots!"
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Why do I always have the feeling that everybody’s doing something better than me on Loredas afternoons?
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Dec 1, 2021 17:48
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Not really fair that Legate Kais got kicked off the planning committee because of scrolls written ages ago.
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Dec 1, 2021 18:40
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May 6, 2024 23:47
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- Zurtilik
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Can't believe they expect me to tend my farm without my Khajit helpers.
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Dec 1, 2021 19:08
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