December 2021 CE: WTF, FL?

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

How long till we see laws challenging the sale of contraceptives in general since they've not been shy about it being on the agenda

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 20:01

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CommieGIR posted:

Worth noting that attacking abortion is just an extension of Southern Conservatives protesting Segregation, they just found Abortion was more "Palatable"

https://twitter.com/owasow/status/1466100480791101446?s=20

Oh yeah BJU vs the US was a huge case that barely gets mentioned in popular discourse

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 20:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It'll just be open racism since we're pretty much in the end game now

mlmp08 posted:

Taking GG seriously is folly, but this dude is so loving funny in how hard and when he will go to bat for his buddies.

https://twitter.com/elmeiloi/status/1466104758620631046?s=21

I don't understand this conversation at all. Who is michael whoever

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 20:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pictured: his attorney

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 21:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

We'd vag jesus christ if he lived in this shithole

# ¿ Dec 2, 2021 17:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cugel the Clever posted:

High gas prices are also a good thing. Good luck convincing terminally car-brained Americans if that, though.

We need less gas subsidization to further encourage the transition from ICE vehicles, plus an updated vehicle-miles-traveled tax to replace the gas tax to account for the transition to electric. A lot of localities fund their transit and road maintenance via gas tax, so things will start starving as more and more electrics take to the road (and electric cars are heavy as poo poo, adding to road maintenance concerns).

Last time gas prices were this nutty people couldn't sell their lovely giant trucks fast enough. I suppose a decade+ of CULTURE WAR has made the idiot class even more intransigent than they used to be and I have no clue if that'll happen again

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 04:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Baconroll posted:

"A man attended an NHS casualty unit with an artillery shell lodged in his rectum" - Amazingly he "tripped and fell on it"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html

What great fortune he tripped and fell on a tube of lube beforehand

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 12:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mlmp08 posted:

People like myself, a cishet white guy, might fare pretty OK while watching it crumble and hoping something better shows up in 12-40 years.

Probably not since everyone's got a digital trail at this point and they're absolutely on track to kill ideological outsiders

mlmp08 posted:

Accelerationism is a pretty privileged ideology, in my view. It's the assumption that you'll be fine while things accelerate, even if it's very bad for others, in the hopes of a longer-term payoff that may never come to fruition.

This I agree with tho

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 16:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Any odds they encouraged this as a political act because this world sucks

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 19:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mlmp08 posted:

When you definitely understand the story of the grinch:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1466799443458543618?s=21

lol what the fucsk

# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 07:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mlmp08 posted:

Current Event: Abusing a rule made to keep you from getting destroyed is dumb. Seems like they�ll need to call plays dead if QBs pull this stunt.

https://twitter.com/247sports/status/1467305612212154370?s=21

I see what you mean but it also looks like he was going to slide then had second thoughts. Idk, I'm not a football guy tho

# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 09:38

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Stultus Maximus posted:

I notice the article doesn't say anything about how the requirement to move around frequently for employment in a modern economy contributes.

That part's a supposed to be secret

# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 14:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Icon Of Sin posted:

Idk what it is, but I can�t be away from an ocean for too long now. Landed at an NC beach after getting out of the army (was stationed in AK ), and have spent most of the last decade living close to one. Sure, the ocean is beauty wrapped in terror and covered in absolutely terrifying indifference to the lives of all who dare be close or enter, but I can�t stay away from it.

In time the ocean will come to you!

# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 15:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 15:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Honestly I just thought it was funny claiming 90% participation, because honestly it reminds of those Saddam elections, but even the PRC said....uhh we have to be reasonable and still came up with 90%. It's interesting that for the person making the chart turnout seems to be most important aspect, kind of a little on the nose for the performative part of elections in non-democratic states (and not unique to the PRC of course).

The biggest issue is the Gov just props up a new parotitic billionaire to take over. I'm still partially awaiting for the debut of The All Women's Parotitic Chinese Tennis Federation.

They have mumps?

# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 19:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Platystemon posted:

It�s kind of silly, but so is the the scare that Able Archer created in the Soviet government, or that loving bear in Minnesota, or the Norwegian rocket incident.

What about a bear

# ¿ Dec 7, 2021 12:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alternatively, do

# ¿ Dec 9, 2021 00:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

stealie72 posted:

BTW, it's bad enough here that the local Democratic party is mass texting its donor rolls with "Thinking of running for office? Join our webinar to learn how to do it. We can't let Republicans run unopposed"

This is nice and all but it's pretty much too little too late. They should have been harping on it for 30-40 years now. It's legit funny how much they've hosed the dog on the matter

# ¿ Dec 9, 2021 23:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Crab Dad posted:

Those look like weasels.

What is an otter if not a weasel that swims

Anyway, give singapore back to the otters

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 02:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'd bet it's gonna be a lot higher than that

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 16:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'd sell my soul for some lox on onion bagels rn

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 17:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Screaming about castle doctrine as I slam a mag into my ar-15.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 19:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Is there a Mike Olon here. I'm looking for Mike Olon

# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 02:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Institutionalization gets you an average product, investing in professionals raises the cost, and that's money that contractors could be bilking instead.

Also capitalism loves it some bodies. Elon was just tweeting last week about how people need to be having more kids.

I sincerely hope the next big announcement from spacex is the board of executives saying they've fired Elon off to Mars, but it'll just be something lame like trapping ourselves in with more satellites to mis-identify as UFOs when they burn into the atmosphere 30 years from now. And the optimism of being saved by an advanced alien society will slip even closer to the brink of extinction.

Aliens used to visit earth but now they're all issued travel warnings in big red capital letters

# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 22:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That Works posted:

What's that? You didn't like Squid Game because it was unrealistic social commentary?

Worse. They liked it because it was a commentary on communism

(a real take)

# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 22:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

1000 "funny" flash videos did more than dubya ever could

# ¿ Dec 13, 2021 01:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

War, Peace, I'm the Guy with the Gun Department

# ¿ Dec 13, 2021 06:38

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

shame on an IGA posted:

pissy dockworkers have to be the highest ROI naval weapons system in history at this point

Isn't this like a handful of crimes the british still use capital punishment for

# ¿ Dec 13, 2021 22:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A Bad Poster posted:

Perhaps the same reason why they think all of the Democrats are pedophiles...

I just can't wait until Gaetz is pardoned by President Desantis

# ¿ Dec 14, 2021 23:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Loucks posted:

100%

It also helps to drive the narrative that Police Keep Us Safe We Need More Police Give Them Money Now which is so very important in propping up the current power structure.

Things are so cool and good.

It's become a rallying cry for reactionaries and I hope every business who's whined about it goes out of business, ideally from theft

# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 20:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Discussion Quorum posted:

I'm boarding a flight and the guys behind me were talking about the state of the airline industry. Did you hear about how all these airlines laid off their staff, took government money, and funneled it to executive bonuses? That's socialism.

Of course I'm flying from FL to TX, a scenario in which very low expectations are often still too high.

It's shocking just how stupid this loving world is and Americans in general

# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 20:38

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

shame on an IGA posted:

also strap up they'll be shooting at us by '24

little late

# ¿ Dec 17, 2021 11:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I read a short story where someone was trying to figure out why when highway traffic went by a small town GPS would divert cars to drive a weird path through the city before putting them back on the main road, and it turned out an unknown power was having the cars trace a large symbol over and over again as part of a summoning ritual.

whats the story

# ¿ Dec 17, 2021 21:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

That�s a funny way to spell �1998 Subaru Outback.�

This car has AWD, ample cargo space, heated seats, and low profile enough that you could actually see pedestrians. Extremely good poo poo.

I thought those camo mercedes in the lost world were cool as poo poo when I saw them

e: on second glance, it turns out those were more of an suv than a wagon. Huh

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Dec 18, 2021

# ¿ Dec 18, 2021 04:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cugel the Clever posted:

So the ______ sent a memo to the media and the commentariat to play down Omicron to boost... air travel and gas purchases??

I'm sure the media owners have a diverse enough stock portfolio that they don't need anyone actually telling them what to do

# ¿ Dec 18, 2021 22:10

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

pmchem posted:

those biden gas price takes are bad takes. in reality biden policy has done little to affect oil and gas. it�s shale drillers trying to avoid their overproduction mistakes from a decade ago:

https://twitter.com/robert__gibbons/status/1470761966176292875

I'm sure fossil fuel companies would never try to make a buck and influence public opinion at the same time

# ¿ Dec 19, 2021 04:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bird food bathtub posted:

It's the brainless hatred which fuels the right in this country that irritates me. Caveman-level thought processes, 'Ook'-ing and grunting like a chimpanzee screeching angrily at the other guy but pretending because they used a word or two like 'gas prices' that they have a point.

It's like the entirety of their identity too. These people don't have hobbies, don't have interests. It's blind rage morning, noon and night. Not sure I want to delve into what you could generously call dreams either.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2021 15:23

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Surprise! Build Back Better is probably completely dead now thanks to everyone�s favorite Joe Manchin!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/19/politics/joe-manchin-build-back-better/index.html

Remember when one of the arguments against bernie was he wouldn't be able to manage congress

# ¿ Dec 19, 2021 15:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wingnut Ninja posted:

https://twitter.com/Sega__JEANAsis/status/1472198123506257937

Apple leaning hard into the "tools for stalkers" market. Fortunately, your iPhone will alert you if it detects an unknown tag moving with you! So they've clearly considered the possibility, but decided that only iPhone users have the privilege of not getting stalked and murdered.

What a lovely world in general but man that it's even worse if you're a woman

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 02:40

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bracing myself for a scandal involving special forces and getting blue balled

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 12:11

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