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Genesplicer so old he voted in the first election by putting a rock in a clay cup.
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Wall Balls posted:genesplicer so old he missed the last supper because he went for the early bird special Lol
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Dec 2, 2021 04:31
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Genesplicer so old he has vestigial fins
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Dec 2, 2021 14:32
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Genesplicer so old he’s gonna be even older when he reads this thread in March of 2022 and probes us all in July. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 2, 2021 17:07
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Genesplicer so old he can’t even afford to pay attention.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:36
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Genesplicer so old he uses the Cosmic Microwave Background to heat up his Bagel Bites.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:46
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Genesplicer so old the forums sprang from his forehead.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:06
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Genesplicer so old he got the senior citizen discount on dinner at the Donner Party.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:17
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Genesplicer so old his first dog was a trilobite.
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Dec 2, 2021 20:34
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Ichabod Tane posted:Gene so old spinz flirting with him would give him
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Dec 3, 2021 01:17
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Genesplicer so old he remembers those moments before they were lost in time, like tears in rain.
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Dec 3, 2021 04:37
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Genesplicer so old he knew Shaka, before the walls fell.
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Dec 3, 2021 08:10
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Genesplicer so old he planted Yggdrasil
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Dec 3, 2021 11:27
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Dec 3, 2021 21:00
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Genesplicer so old he knows how the Antikythera Device works but he forgot.
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Dec 3, 2021 21:03
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Genesplicer so old he clapped Mother Earth’s cheeks
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Dec 3, 2021 22:31
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Genesplicer so old he saw the meteor that killed the dinosaurs coming and he was all like “drat, here we go again!”
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Dec 3, 2021 22:47
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Genesplicer so old he called Neanderthals “those people”.
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Dec 4, 2021 00:25
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RFC2324 posted:only waistband trick I can think of is the one every penis haver figures out by 8th grade That’s the waistband trick. Only Derpies knows what the waistband trick is and he isn’t allowed to reveal the secret.
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Dec 5, 2021 04:01
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Genesplicer so old he selectively bred Tyrannosaurs to have short arms just so they couldn’t tug anymore.
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Dec 6, 2021 15:42
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Genesplicer so old he doesn’t even have a monitor to turn on
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Dec 9, 2021 03:28
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Jabberlock posted:no longer old by goon standards Lmao 40 is at least the median age these days E: Genesplicer so old we can’t use average to describe the age of the goon population because he’d singlehandedly skew it into the billions. BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Dec 10, 2021 |
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Dec 10, 2021 00:16
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Smugworth posted:I found a fossil of a genesplicer turd Genesplicer so old that turd is actually from this morning.
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Dec 10, 2021 00:22
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Aardvark! posted:bump just spotted Genesplicer online Now begins the three month countdown to gassing of this thread and probations of its posters.
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Dec 11, 2021 01:01
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Genesplicer so old his nursery was the Horseshoe Nebula
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Dec 11, 2021 01:07
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:He's so old in fact, that the carbon-date of his recent unearthing made the archeologists begrudgingly reclassify the first wonder of the ancient world. Genesplicer so old he dated Carbon
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Dec 11, 2021 20:33
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Genesplicer so old he showed that old lady from Wendy’s where the beef was 
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Dec 11, 2021 21:34
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no. I remember sad being a yellow face with a frown. 
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Dec 13, 2021 04:26
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Genes so old the first time he tried paleo there was no other option lol
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Jan 2, 2022 09:18
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Genesplicer so old, to him BC means “before Cretaceous”.
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Jan 5, 2022 03:41
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donkey salami posted:Gene so old he had to go to 48 and me. Lol
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Jan 21, 2022 02:23
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Empty Sandwich posted:my man so old the first three digits of his Social indicate the region in which his number was issued Don’t they all?
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Jul 15, 2022 00:37
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Empty Sandwich posted:they haven't for some years now I looked it up and up until 2007 the first three digits still represented an area, you old sumbitch
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Ichabod Tane posted:Genesplicer so old he takes centrum silver Genesplicer so old it was called CENTRVM ARGENTVM
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