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Been unleashing the BEAST alot lately (I think this means to drink one and take a nasty deuce). Usually go with one of the ULTRA flavs. Low calorie but high taste. New RESERVE Monsters just dropped though and the white pineapple is amazing. just smooth drinkin with all of that ENERGY BLEND which makes my balls tingle. Monster REHAB for when I'm feeling like mixing in some tea and lower carbonation. Good poo poo IMO. Whatcha sippin on?
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:08 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:16 |
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Just do cocaine like an adult
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:09 |
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Chinatown posted:Been unleashing the BEAST alot lately (I think this means to drink one and take a nasty deuce). I can't find the Red Assault one anywhere anymore and it was my favorite, op, this sucks
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:09 |
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I'm ready to poound some Monsters. Love me the Monster protein chocolate flavor
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:09 |
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Armitag3 posted:I can't find the Red Assault one anywhere anymore and it was my favorite, op, this sucks what so you drink rockstar now? shits wack AF
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:11 |
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No Rockstar is ok but its business is wack. I tide over with Reign when I can get my hands on it
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:14 |
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My hero, Sam Porter Bridges, is a prolific drinker of Monster Energy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcv9zX9rFa4
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:16 |
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Sometimes when you get the Monster protein drinks the whey has congealed into these weird gross slimy clumps at the bottom because it seperated in the can while on the shelf lol. It's loving insanely gross to accidentally get in your throat, like someone else's excessively chunky phlegm suddenly jumping down your mouth.
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:16 |
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Monster Rehab is by far the best Monster flavors and arguably the best of all energy drinks. And simply because of them not being carbonated.
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:17 |
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im drinking one of those green apple zero sugar ones atm and it is poo poo op
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:35 |
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Zero Ultra represent
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:39 |
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dr.acula posted:im drinking one of those green apple zero sugar ones atm and it is poo poo op learn to taste better idiot!!!
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:41 |
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All energy drinks taste like poo poo and it's just a matter of which one tastes the least like poo poo. That being said I only drink either Monster Ultra (the white zero calorie one) that I get in the huge packs from Costco or the lemon/tea Rehab one since it doesn't have carbonation.
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:42 |
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Been drinking too much of this poo poo lately. I like the gold one and the rehabs.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:05 |
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Monster's alright. Their tea flavors are vastly superior to the bang ones and only have a small amount of calories. And i usually like bang. Today i stopped at the fancy hippie grocery store for lunch and picked up an ~all natural~ energy drink with yerba mate. It's sweetened with stevia so i kinda don't like it but hey caffeine is caffeine. Monk fruit is the superior "natural" calorie free sweetener i think. Maybe it doesn't go well in drinks.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:17 |
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most BANG flavors are straight rear end but the peach mango one is pretty good
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:18 |
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I think i had a cotton candy flavored Reign once and it tasted like poison
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:24 |
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Yeah there's a lot of lovely bang flavors i will admit. The rainbow unicorn one was one of the few drinks i had to just dump out it was so bad. It tasted just like some antibiotic i took as a kid. My favorites are piña colada and key lime pie
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:31 |
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I like Monster every now and again. I don't drink soft drink a tonne so it's no worse on the level than a Coke or something. I usually go Ultra or Juice. Mango Loco (lol) or the Punch Juice ones are good, or the white, pink and blue Ultra ones are good too. Usually I just have soda water tho. Lol at the "Super Fuel" poo poo tho. It's just a soft drink, it's not gonna help you with poo poo.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:32 |
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I've literally never had a single flavor other than the green poo poo. Does it all still taste like melted jolly ranchers and soda water?
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:34 |
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mind the walrus posted:I've literally never had a single flavor other than the green poo poo. Does it all still taste like melted jolly ranchers and soda water? yeah Monster kinda fucks me up. Like it's almost real drugs. I don't think there's anything illegal in there of course but there's some other poo poo because coffee or espresso doesn't do the same thing.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:38 |
i like ultra watermelon
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:38 |
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I like all the flavors you like OP, when we both get kidney stones the size of our fists let's mail em to each other and use em as J/O crystals
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:39 |
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syntaxfunction posted:I like Monster every now and again. I don't drink soft drink a tonne so it's no worse on the level than a Coke or something. I usually go Ultra or Juice. Mango Loco (lol) or the Punch Juice ones are good, or the white, pink and blue Ultra ones are good too. Yeah i dunno how much difference the amino acids n stuff makes, i think the 300mg of caffeine is more what energizes you.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:40 |
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I like the ultra paradise
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:42 |
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Dixville posted:Yeah i dunno how much difference the amino acids n stuff makes, i think the 300mg of caffeine is more what energizes you. 300mg is a lot, an average large (12oz apparently?) double shot coffee is about 120mg. So it's roughly 2.a bit double shots. I'm okay with that. Like, just have one lol. Who the gently caress would drink more than one a day? Two if there's like eight hours between them? Even ignoring caffeine I wouldn't want to drink two anywhere close to each other haha.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:42 |
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ultra fiesta is good too. peachy fuzzy flavor
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:44 |
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It was cool that they did a product tie in with dune to show that monster energy will be with humanity for 10,000 years! https://youtu.be/JqBEMza8msw
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:44 |
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syntaxfunction posted:300mg is a lot, an average large (12oz apparently?) double shot coffee is about 120mg. So it's roughly 2.a bit double shots. I'm okay with that. Like, just have one lol. Who the gently caress would drink more than one a day? Two if there's like eight hours between them? Even ignoring caffeine I wouldn't want to drink two anywhere close to each other haha. Most of the established mass market energy drinks (including Monster) are 140-180, 240-300 is for the newer brands like Reign and Bang that taste (even more) like evil.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:52 |
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syntaxfunction posted:300mg is a lot, an average large (12oz apparently?) double shot coffee is about 120mg. So it's roughly 2.a bit double shots. I'm okay with that. Like, just have one lol. Who the gently caress would drink more than one a day? Two if there's like eight hours between them? Even ignoring caffeine I wouldn't want to drink two anywhere close to each other haha. It's for people like me who have fried our adrenals to where we need larger doses of caffeine for it to do anything.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:56 |
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Monster Ultra has less caffeine than other energy drinks (like Rockstar, Red Bull, etc.)... Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Dec 2, 2021 |
# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:12 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:Monster Ultra has less caffeine than other energy drinks (like Rockstar, Red Bull, etc.)... it's about the same amount that's in Coke, Pepsi, etc. The "energy" is supposed to come from the other stuff they say is in it. Anyway the point is you can drink them the same way as other soda/pop and not get a caffeine rush. whatever that other stuff is works
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:14 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:Monster Ultra has less caffeine than other energy drinks (like Rockstar, Red Bull, etc.)... it's about the same amount that's in Coke, Pepsi, etc. The "energy" is supposed to come from the other stuff they say is in it. Anyway the point is you can drink them the same way as other soda/pop and not get a caffeine rush. This isn't true either. It's a middle of the road energy drink similar to an equivalent size Red Bull that gives a middle of the road stimulant effect. If you try to slam four in a row like you can with Coke, you will regret it (assuming you'd even be able to stomach it ).
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:15 |
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I really like monster and was drinking like 4 or 5 cans a week but I decided it was not good for me and recently stopped. I still keep one can in my fridge because the huge amount of caffeine along with some pain meds does great for fighting a migraine. I will miss my early morning can on Fri/Sat/Sun though.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:22 |
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Monster energy, monster energy, monster energy, GUN
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:26 |
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The first and only time I ever had Monster was about ten years ago at Mayhem Fest. And I should set this up by saying I don’t drink coffee, and when I need to wake up early after the most sleepless nights, a cup of green tea has me wired for hours. It was about 100 degrees out and I’d been drinking, getting high, and getting beat up in mosh pits all day. I was dehydrated as gently caress and I noticed people lining up leaving a tent with big cups of water. I needed water. So I stand in line with a million other stinky metalheads and when I finally get to the drink table I realize there’s no water. It looked like they were just pouring people giant cups of Gatorade. I got like two or three cups and it didn’t taste like Gatorade. Then I noticed all the Monster logos all over the place and put two and two together. I was still very dehydrated but then was also full of sugar and caffein. I was energized before a giant crash. I jumped back in the mosh pit and watched some chick get her teeth knocked out. My friend on shrooms thought it was hilarious.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:30 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:Monster Ultra has less caffeine than other energy drinks (like Rockstar, Red Bull, etc.)... it's about the same amount that's in Coke, Pepsi, etc. The "energy" is supposed to come from the other stuff they say is in it. Anyway the point is you can drink them the same way as other soda/pop and not get a caffeine rush. Monster Ultra Zero has 140mg of caffeine. That's like 4 times the amount of a Coke.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:36 |
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Well poo poo I guess I'm wrong. I just don't feel it... if I slam 4 in a row of Coke or Pepsi I'd get sick too.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:37 |
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I also found out that Monster in Australia at least has 150mg of caffeine. So a double shot of coffee basically. There's a limit of 32mg per 100mL. Given a Monster/standard energy drink is like 500mL they cap out at 160mg. So no insane 300mg drinks for us haha. Still like four times the caffeine of a Coke, but suddenly doesn't sound scary when caffeine wise 4 Coke cans = 1 Monster, because goddamn I watch people chug down Coke like it's fucken water. People should cut down on soft drinks is the point. Drink more water, it's good stuff.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:38 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:16 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Monster Rehab is by far the best Monster flavors and arguably the best of all energy drinks. And simply because of them not being carbonated.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:40 |