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I used to drink these all the time. Typically a day during the work week. I'd get the zero calorie ones by the case. I've managed to cut down and maybe I have one every couple months.
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Monster needs to make the Moscow Mule flavour a permanent so I can die from diabetes and a stroke at the same time.
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Dec 2, 2021 17:10
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The pineapple flavor sucks op
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Dec 2, 2021 17:14
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Literally A Person posted:Woke up and I'm drinking black coffee. I usually get a dash of milk in my insta 
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I'm addicted to the 7/11 brand tritons. mostly because they're cheap, but they do taste better than any monster I've had recently. As a bonus, 7/11 also sells bawls root beer, which is not bad at all they also now have a salty watermelon (ehhhh, not great) and mango fruit punch flavor, which is definitely the one to try if they EVER loving RESTOCK IT!!!
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Infidel Castro posted:You could just make your own. It's a hell of a lot cheaper too! It's not shelf stable and I can't keep it in my car/car for a year or two at a time. I demand maximum convenience as is my right as a consumer.
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Dec 2, 2021 17:54
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Literally A Person posted:Woke up and I'm drinking black coffee. thats fine i had coffee on the plane this morning now im gonna CRUSH a monster later on the way back to the airport. yeah doing DOUBLE FLIGHT day. there and back. because BUSINESS  Chief McHeath posted:The pineapple flavor sucks op gonna search out an ULTRA GOLD later just for you BUDDY
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Dec 2, 2021 19:52
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ooooh mister big business man doing business
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Aardvark! posted:ooooh mister big business man doing business  look at him in his wittle suit
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Dec 2, 2021 20:22
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Chinatown giving a presentation, unaware that he sat in salsa on the bench outside the taco stand and it looks like he pooped himself
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Chinatown giving a presentation absolutely aware that he purposefully poo poo himself.
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Dec 2, 2021 20:29
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I've consumed a shameful amount of Monster in my time. My kidney stones qualify me to proclaim Mango Loco as the superior flavor.
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Chinatown giving somebody a Business Swirly
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Taking two whole flights by coach in one day while bulk loading on fifty-times the daily dose of taurine just to arrive to the Monster Co HQ for their big product reveal as the main act before fishing out handfulls of my own watery shits and smearing it all over the whiteboard in a rehearsed display of profit analysis graphs as each aging investor in attendance is nodding to me and each other sagely.
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Dec 2, 2021 21:16
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I like the big poo poo I take immediately after downing my morning Monster Energy Drink on the days I drink a Monster Energy Drink
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BigBadSteve posted:Pro tip: The only "energy" is from the caffeine (and sugar for the sugared varieties). Any added vitamins will be pissed out by most people. There are no extra magical mystery ingredients which will give you "energy", any inference of that is pure marketing bullshit. I quit fruit punch rock stars because I had a problem and my grandpa was diabetic. I drink the white or purple monsters and strangely only drink coffee on the weekends. I went from a whole coffee snob setup to instant coffee 2 scoops in a mason jar of 200° water Bang energy has a lot of caffeine! I'm very caffeine tolerant and it kinda gives me heart flutters if I have anymore caffeine that day than 1 bang.
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Aardvark! posted:Chinatown giving somebody a Business Swirly Chinatown violently shaking and stuttering as the 900mgs of caffeine course through veins. "My my my p-p-p-presentation on, uhh *stomach squelch* the theoretical application of NFTs to kindergarten class *explosive fart* rooms means, uhh, oh God what's happening to meeeeeee *Mutates into Fred Durst*
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Here are the Monster Ultras I drink Ultra Violet (Grape) "Welcome to the 70's. A hazy purple funk all dressed up in a kaleidoscope of bell bottoms, bandanas, and tie-dye. A time when psychedelic, glam and heavy metal rock blasted from mega speakers at fairgrounds, stadiums and garages. Can you dig it? The take a good long pull of Monster Ultra Violet. Crisp and refreshing, with a sweet and tart pixie dust flavor powered with our Monster Energy Blend. Hop on this Purple Monster for the ride! Flavor Profile: Light Citrus and Grape" Sunshine (Orange) "Get up, get out, go for it! Ultra Sunrise is dedicated to those who sacrifice sleep for passion: catching waves at dawn patrol, up on the bike when the morning dew gives the dirt more grip, or the first pass on that glassy lake kicking off an epic wake session Ultra Sunrise will get you started but it`s great anytime: light, crisp, and refreshing with a flavor all its own. Packed with a full load of our Monster orange energy blend to keep the fire burning all day long. After all it's always sunrise somewhere. Flavor Profile: Light and Crisp Citrus and Orange" Zero Ultra (White/Original) (Citrus) "Some people are impossible to please. As soon as they get what they thought they wanted they always want more. Our team riders and Monster Girls are no different… they’ve been dropping some hints lately. They’ve been asking us for a new Monster drink. Monster Zero Ultra a.k.a. the "White Monster" is zero sugar, lighter-tasting, zero calories, but with a full load of our Monster energy blend. Sure, white is the new black. We went all out: Monster Energy Zero Ultra. Flavor Profile: Light Refreshing Citrus"
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Do I dare attempt to drink a monster at my flights cruising altitude of 34,000 feet?
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Chinatown posted:Do I dare attempt to drink a monster at my flights cruising altitude of 34,000 feet? do it w*ss
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Dec 3, 2021 00:10
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Ultra Fiesta with my sandwich today. Delightful.
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Dec 9, 2021 23:00
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I'm drinking an Ashoc right now. Watermelon. It's ok I guess, for an energy drink.
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Dec 9, 2021 23:01
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I don't want energy, OP. I embrace lethargy.
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Cosmic Thing posted:I don't want energy, OP. I embrace lethargy. CMON BRO UNLEASH DA BEAST
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Dec 9, 2021 23:12
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downing my nootropic stack with ultra sunshine
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Bula Vinaka posted:
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Dec 9, 2021 23:35
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I've always found it odd that normal Monster has more sugar, but has a "this tastes like supplements and chemicals"-flavor yet Monster Import has less sugar and tastes like liquid candy.
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Dec 10, 2021 00:29
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Take fruity pre-workout that makes your entire body feel like pins and needles, that's the natural next step and it's really cool.
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Dec 10, 2021 00:46
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In my area they got rid of the sugar free red kind and brought in the watermelon kind. What a terrible tradeoff. new rankings: 1) white 2) orange 3) teal 4) purple 5) green 6) blue 7) red (watermelon) 8) pink
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Dec 10, 2021 06:59
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The new gold pineapple one is OK, for a soda-pop that tastes like pineapple. :P
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Chinatown posted:Ultra Fiesta with my sandwich today. Delightful. Fiesta is underrated, good choice
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Dec 10, 2021 07:01
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Ultra Zero White or Fiesta for me, we only get 30mg caffeine per 100ml in the UK though.
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Dec 10, 2021 07:13
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The Dollar Tree has a brand called Rip It, the blue "power" flavor is the best. It's sugar free and mild, doesn't give me the jitters like Bang or Reign. Plus maybe in 20 years I'll learn some exciting impurities gave me cancer!
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Does Rip It Energy Drink Actually Work? (Facts Only) Aug 11, 2021 — RIP-IT is a carbonated energy drink and was banned by the military due to certain reasons. The drink itself is amazing.
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Dec 10, 2021 07:54
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Dell_Zincht posted:Ultra Zero White or Fiesta for me, we only get 30mg caffeine per 100ml in the UK though. That's probably a good thing...
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Dec 10, 2021 07:59
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I can;t find Fiesta on tap at alot of convenience stores and it sucks because its one of the best flavs
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Jetto Jagga posted:The Dollar Tree has a brand called Rip It, the blue "power" flavor is the best. It's sugar free and mild, doesn't give me the jitters like Bang or Reign. Plus maybe in 20 years I'll learn some exciting impurities gave me cancer! Are they $1.00? Only thing that sucks about Monster and other energy drinks is the price is just so jacked up.
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Dec 10, 2021 08:56
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caffeine pills man
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Mac and Cheese posted:i like the flavor text on cans of monster cause it's like a mix of reading a craft beer label and the rockstar menu from denny's Ah yes, fighting the multi-national beverage companies while being owned by the Coca-Cola Company.  I want whoever wrote that bullshit to step on Lego every day forever.
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Anyway forget Monster, I'd rather slurp down a can of pussy
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