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Mr. Mercury posted:they're gonna do the same fuckin thing all over again. no need to give away the playbook right before the playoffs In theory if Allen can throw without dealing with a hurricane that might mean they’ll score points and so the Pats will have to throw more than 3 times. In theory. But the Bills live to surprise.
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We like to joke about exposing fraud teams all the time, but this actually truly was a real exposure of the Bills and their fatal flaws. Minds = shattered. We beat up on the Titans too but they made it respectable by breaking some runs, plus they employ pro athletes to play defense for them instead of a stack of loose leaf paper. This play was a run (naturally) that went for 11 yards. You have never seen a team do this before. If this was a goalline defense, it'd be considered overselling against the run. Nobody has ever gotten beat so badly that they had to resort to putting 10 guys in the box every down. If anybody ever tried to put 10 guys in the box, everybody would throw touchdowns on them instantly. Instead, the Patriots elected to just keep running it into the strength of the defense and that defense still lost. The Bills had 1 job to do and they couldn’t do it. On this drive, we tried a QB sneak on 3 and 5, and took it 4 yards. Then QB sneaked again to convert. Gotta manufacture touches for Mac somehow.
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This is has ventured from schtick to mental illness
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if by "mental illness" you mean "art" sure
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There is much the NFC West can learn from this game about sticking to the one true path.
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Magicpants posted:Minds = shattered. Yeah NOBODY knew to run the ball on the Bills. Colts Rushing yards 264 Possession: 37:47 Points:41 Patriots Rushing yards 222 Possession: 32:01 Points: 14
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this thread is going to lead to one hell of a hangover for mr magicpants
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Eh then he can Just do what the Freudian pats fan did and become a Bucs fan. Boom, precious feelings protected
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Y’all remember when Vontae Davis retired from the Bills at halftime. He took his pads off and drove home at halftime in a game he was starting in
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Vontae had some serious demons so I’m glad he’s doing well
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not hungover yet, still drunk with power (runs) ok ok im gonna look like such an idiot when the patriots lose a game this season to a team that isnt the bills and is built very differently from the bills in a way that poses specific problems that the bills dont. yall can own me when the bills rush for 100 yards on the falcons and jets.  hmm now I’ve had the time to scan through my perfect hairless spreadsheets, rather than waste my time “viewing” the “football game” with the mushy eyeballs that came with this worthless meatsack. I have to admit that I have seen all these same numbers before: just a bunch of 0s and 1s and 2s and 3s and 4s and 5s and 6s and 7s and 8s and 9s. BB didn’t invent a new number unlike  . In conclusion, Buffalo’s run defense took this game over, Patriots only averaged 4.8 YPC in a game where Buffalo had to defend the run alone – and you better believe that average goes down if you take away all the biggest runs which obviously don’t count for being too embarrassing (the Pats big TD came on a 3rd and 5, which everyone knows you never run in that situation, so they didn’t).
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This game changed me as a person, I am a better person for having experienced it. TFF’s heart is too hard and calloused from years of being hurt to let themselves be vulnerable to magic and wonder. TFF witnessing Mount Vesuvius erupt, raining down molten rock and pyroclastic ash all around them: lol yall acting like you never heard of a volcano before
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I caught a single, fantastic, daemoniac glimpse of what lay back of those other violet westward mountains which the analytics had shunned and feared. The Old Ones could never be destroyed, they rise again for the tribute Great Belichick craved. Pound The Rock, that eldritch mocking cry pulsates through my head. I hear and do strange things in sleep, and awake with a kind of exaltation instead of terror. I feel queerly drawn toward the the palaeogean magic of the forgotten run game instead of fearing it. Stupendous and unheard-of splendours await me atop the division, and I shall seek them soon. I shall go out to that brooding stadium in Foxboro and through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y’ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Old Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever. Pound The Rock! Pound The Rock!
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Nervous posted:There is much the NFC West can learn from this game about sticking to the one true path. Marshawn Lynch was always right.
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Looks like Josh Allen just turned your shrine into dust. *dark souls point down*
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If Mac didn’t pass once I think the Pats lose by less.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:If Mac didn’t pass once I think the Pats lose by less. If Nkeal Harry wasn't on the field that alone is worth a big swing
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this thread is why they've lost two in a row
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AndrewP posted:this thread is why they've lost two in a row I didn’t want to say anything when this thread was at its peak but this is clear evidence that even the New England Patriots and their fans are not immune to hubris
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Sheen Sheen posted:I didn’t want to say anything when this thread was at its peak but this is clear evidence that even the New England Patriots and their fans are not immune to hubris The Patriots tragically ran the football too close to the sun.
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I thought this would surely be a banme thread anyway, good luck making the playoffs
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pasaluki posted:Looks like Josh Allen just turned your shrine into dust. We're best friends now.
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We like to joke about exposing fraud teams all the time, but this actually truly was a real exposure of the Patriots and their fatal flaws.
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Why did I click on this thread? Worm hole to madness.
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Pablo Bluth posted:ALL All of that is well and good, but do you remember when the pats ran the ball on the bills 46 times and had only one completed pass but still won the game? It wasn't in 1948. It was Dec. 6, 2021.
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Mr. Nice! posted:All of that is well and good, but do you remember when the pats ran the ball on the bills 46 times and had only one completed pass but still won the game? It wasn't in 1948. It was Dec. 6, 2021. Don’t sell McCorkle short, he completed two passes that game.
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fartknocker posted:Don’t sell McCorkle short, he completed two passes that game. Lo siento, Mac.
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Bills fans have officially occupied this thread. Belichick statue defaced and torn own. OP long gone, his palace of smug crumbled
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Oh word
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The Patriots are bad and a waste of a deserving playoff spot.
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Is this the aftermath thread? Oh wait actually this is actually the down 4 tds at halftime thread my bad
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Eat poo poo Patriots
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If you look closely, you'll see that many of those touchdowns drives involved passing at some point. Therefore, they are worth less than those only involving the run.
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That singletary run game.
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Josh Allen did a lot of running.
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Let’s not give Bill Belichick too much credit
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I like you fsif
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