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This is my shrine to The Greatest Game Ever Played. I shall never forget where I was when I saw football transcend this mortal trap. Remember, remember the 6th of December – power runs, struggle, and strife, best day of my loving life. Magicpants posted:patriots gonna win this game running on 99% of the snaps just to show those stat nerds how dumb they are Magicpants posted:this game is a complete insult to the bills Magicpants posted:bills are soft as fleece and maybe this game helps to demonstrate the fundamental value of poo poo like running the ball Magicpants posted:the bills are physically incapable of stopping this now Magicpants posted:this is the most important game played in years Magicpants posted:this is loving incredible to watch Magicpants posted:tell me belichick isnt the best and most fun coach in sports Magicpants posted:bills are softer than a sunday morning sunrise, any strong physical team can beat the everliving poo poo out of them Magicpants posted:this is honestly the best game i can remember watching Magicpants posted:belichick 100% dominated this game start to finish, the bills were in it at no point Magicpants posted:the patriots just straight up imposed their will Magicpants posted:thank you bill belichick for ending advanced stats once and for all Magicpants posted:no you idiot this poo poo was coming from a mile away for obvious football reasons. one reason: belichick. Magicpants posted:belichick didn't have to call a single pass to win this game, that's how much loving better our team is Magicpants posted:We just got to witness the kind of humilation and domination that you usually need to sign off on a waiver to recieve, the most one sided domination probably in the history of professional sports. tldr – Your New England Patriots ran the ball 46 times intentionally to be funny and won handily. Every single consciousness seeing the game realized by the last 3 quarters the Patriots were running the ball every snap and the Bills could do zilch (zero, nada, and so on) except either stand back and applaud or trip on their own dick trying to cower in fear.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 14:40 |
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gently caress every person in the world that doesn’t adore this game. May they root for the Jets. Judon having such a hard time keeping a straight face. BB is pro at it by now, the subtle lip bites, the forced frowns, very advanced stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNyf2H-2kNU&t=15s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by9gVSDykMg
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 14:53 |
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Haven't watched the Pats like at all this year. Is their O-Line just turbostacked?
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 15:33 |
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Haven't watched the Pats like at all this year. Is their O-Line just turbostacked? Not really, though it improved a lot with Trent Brown back from injury. When he was out it legitimately ate poo poo for a while there.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 15:41 |
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They started the year like rear end but it's a good run blocking OL. Not the best OL in the league but there's definitely talent there.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 15:42 |
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Haven't watched the Pats like at all this year. Is their O-Line just turbostacked? No not really. Which makes this even more degrading.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 15:47 |
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THREAD RULES Please only post glowing reviews of how fantastic this game was or how good the pats are, or posts about the nature of football strategy and how it all starts with pounding the rock Please save your abstract surrealist posts about how only throwing the ball count em 1, 2, 3, three (3!) times invalidates the win for every other thread
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 15:59 |
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Why can't every game be like that? Are new football players "Too Good" to play football like Army and Navy (The Right Way)?
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:04 |
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Haven't watched the Pats like at all this year. Is their O-Line just turbostacked? Hello friend! Are you interested to know more about Bill Belichick’s Big Beefy Boys? Our o-line has been consistently one of the very best over Belichick’s tenure (and not coincidentally overlapping with Dante Scarnecchia, who would be in the HOF if there were a HOF for assistant coaches). The line struggled early in the year while adjusting to injuries and while Mac was still figuring out his protections, but it’s clearly a top 5 unit, where it should have been in the preseason. And I mean after tonight, they have to take the crown right? You got trusty stalwarts in David Andrews and Shaq Mason, Isaiah Wynn also about as good, plus “Steady Teddy” Karras is a better backup than some teams have at starter; all guys who don’t win awards but you are happy to start. Trent Brown and Mike Onwenu are the big boys. Big Maulers. That’s their new nickname I decided. Big Maulers. Better watch out for The Big Maulers, else you get Big Mauled like the lil bitch buffalo bills. And don’t forget about Jakob Johnson, the bruising German fullback who actually managed to win a roster spot via an international players exchange program, I think the only NFL starter for which that is true. It’s as simple as this: our guys are bigger and stronger than you. While other teams out here practicing all this fancy finesse fluff, our boys are practicing how to run into you really really hard. Bills were competely unprepared to play physically. The Patriots are the most rawdog hardnose physical team in the league, as they have been the entirety of Belichick's tenure.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:05 |
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no we have the Ravens/Titans offense at home the Ravens/Titans offense at home: Magicpants posted:It’s as simple as this: our guys are bigger and stronger than you. While other teams out here practicing all this fancy finesse fluff, our boys are practicing how to run into you really really hard. Bills were competely unprepared to play physically. The Patriots are the most rawdog hardnose physical team in the league, as they have been the entirety of Belichick's tenure.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:19 |
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Game was awesome, but gently caress the Patriots forever, voted 2.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:29 |
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this was a POWER run game in every sense of the word honestly, bills shouldnt feel too bad, apparently the bottom bitch is actually the most important and valuable whore which is why they get beat most viciously
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:32 |
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I didn't realize Bill told them he was gonna do it https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/1468099653765939204
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:39 |
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Kalli posted:I didn't realize Bill told them he was gonna do it Aaand that's how this thread earns
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:47 |
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pffhaw! patriots arent even a good team how come they throw 3 passes in game lol losers lmfao trash the long national nightmare is over who cares they won the division and the AFC by completely disgracing our entire team top to bottom
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:29 |
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I mean it's like people want Belichick to do this same loving thing again next time and I for one am all for it e: only stupid ignorant people think this is just typical homer hubris. i couldnt give a poo poo if the patriots dont win another game, this was the best and most convincing win ever won Belichick was TOYING with them, like a cat with a dying rat Magicpants fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Dec 7, 2021 |
# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:36 |
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https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1468183075729428491
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:46 |
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I have to admit I enjoyed that spectacle
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:50 |
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Will always remember that game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjjYelkaBg
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:58 |
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this is what a man who is in a complete daze, emotionally broken, trying to look smart and put on a brave face in front of the media looks like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_i9hvaYRA https://buffalonews.com/multimedia/...a71a8de302.html I had nothing against the bills before this game, I actually kinda half-cheered for them and the dolphins most of the time. but they were just em-BARE-rear end-ed the bills are so soft, they lost to the wind
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:59 |
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Dude is ready to cry any second.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 18:00 |
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everybody wants to be the pats but nobody wants to be the pats
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 18:17 |
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We all just saw a unicorn on live television. Bill Belichick trapped it, killed it, skinned it, and is now wearing it around as a hat. The world’s reaction? “Eh, Buffalo is still the better team.”
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:42 |
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Here’s what happened on Monday, December 6, 2021 at 8:20 p.m. EST. The Patriots owned the league, and everyone was owned so hard they all went nope we didn’t get owned that hard, never happened. But I remember. I remember. And I will never forget. e: Everyone in the league scratching their heads and wondering why the Patriots have been so successful for so long. Well, here was a huge loving prime reason with glowing neon lights for you to see if you want to see it. Or you know, cheating. It's almost a shame that Belichick was the one to do it because no one will give the Pats credit for pulling this off. I almost wish it happened to another team so everyone on this forum could appreciate this game as much as I do. Magicpants fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Dec 7, 2021 |
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46 runs, 3 passes THAT IS ~REEDICKYOULUS~ the most ridiculuous thing to ever intentionally happen in a professional sporting game, I understand the incredulity I hardly believe it myself absurd obscene Magicpants fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Dec 7, 2021 |
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this is an all-time bender and I respect it
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 01:24 |
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AndrewP posted:this is an all-time bender and I respect it For you, this was the most important day of your life. But for Magicpants, it was Tuesday.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 01:41 |
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I like this thread and agree that that poo poo was awesome
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 01:59 |
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Kalli posted:I didn't realize Bill told them he was gonna do it Goddamn it. Bill B is the poo poo. If only we had him with Allen we would be set.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 02:22 |
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What's the most Navy has ever thrown the ball?
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 03:03 |
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This season they ran the ball 642 times and passed 91 Last year 483 / 124 2019: 773 / 104 2018: 732 / 129 Picking a random game against Memphis in 2018, they ran the ball 73 times for 264 yards and were 4/6 passing for 52 yards.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 03:07 |
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AndrewP posted:this is an all-time bender and I respect it ftfy, would imply that I’m talking out my rear end, when in fact I am 93.88% correct about everything I said. TFF just takes it as a personal slight that the Patriots are good. fuuuuuck aaallllll yaaallllll. Patriots against the NFL. Magicpants against the Funhouse. New England against the World. Me after 20yrs of addiction to Patriots football: Belichick the best coach, clearly that’s not even up for debate. Obviously, right? Honest question, is there a soul on Earth who disagrees? TFF: yeah right, actually the cardinals are pretty good this year according to a stat that was just invented. better fall in line with this random twitter opinion since it has a graph to go with it Me after the craziest win I’ve ever seen: wowoooowoowowoooo! heck yes! lets go! TFF: no you can’t enjoy the things you like the way you want to, you must enjoy it how we want you to, which is to not enjoy it at all and instead self-flagellate Y’all are the people responsible for the NFL taunting penalties. I can’t believe people got upset by me doing victory laps because no one has the balls to trash talk. Instead, it’s all oh no you guys deserve to win this game, not us, please I want to lose, really. Have some self respect you dead gay forum. Mods please rename forum to the The Football Clownhouse because it’s home to way more clowns then fun. I had no idea the entire Bills staff and roster was registered on TFF. But seriously TFF, I think you legitimately have a real shot of playing football for the Bills because y’all just as soft. People dismissing this game for being too run heavy while out the other side of their mouth, whispering about firing the best coach the Bills have had in the BB era, 45-31 in his career, after a single 3 pt loss to his toughest opponent. Why?!? Because everyone knows in their heart of hearts this was a beatdown on a cosmic scale, exposing all the worst parts of McDermott, the kind of which is drat near impossible to recover from. Don’t you guys always talk about the value of a great o-line? Well, here you go, this is one of the major advantages that gives you. This is what happens when you control the LOS and your line is just that much better than your opponent’s. You should be celebrating this game! No, TFF’s ideal game is where everything is decided beforehand by popular vote and managed impartially by robots who understand the game at a level far superior to mere mortals. TFF has no interest in thrills, spills, or even chills. I say it’s okay for Pats fans to feel differently about their team than Jets fans, and I posit there could potentially be a real loving obvious reason why that kind of self-degrading mentality works well when you’re a Jets fan but doesn’t apply to the Patriots. I mean, how damning is it that this forum actually has to have a :patsay: smilie? :smugpat:
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 15:47 |
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I'm trying to find the lie but I can't
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 15:52 |
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My brain for the past two days has been stuck in this 5 second loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mll8rgDSI&t=7s I have lost hundreds of dollars the last couple days just in mics that I have dropped on the ground. Dude loving love the pats dude, never understand the pats fans who are still upset with Belichick for not winning every game after all this time. It's the loving NE Patriots, of course they're good. This game was just a ripoff of the plot from What About Bob? And I am happy to be the Bill Murray to TFF’s Richard Dreyfous. It’s ok, we’ll trick you into having fun one day. Bills got shitcanned. Curbstomped. “roflstomp’d” in the kid’s lingo. They were fundamentally incapable of accomplishing a primary basic aspect of their job, and their competition annihilated them for it. Let me try to put this in terms that TFF might understand. This is what happens in e-sports when one player forgets to turn their controller on. This is what happens in a mtg game when the deck playing all the best counterspells meets the bargain bin creature deck who sideboarded in a couple cards that make creatures uncounterable. This is what happen in a chess game when the smarmiest protege to read their first chess book tries a fried liver attack against a hustler in Central Park. It would be sort of like if all those ugly chud politicians decided that, out of solidarity with their constituency, they weren’t going to legally register their candidacy or whatever happens in an election, and then dems won every single seat in congress by default. Or like if a cop didn’t collect any evidence and just accused somebody on a hunch, and their attorney pointed that out to the judge (well y’know assuming the judge isn’t on the take ). This is like one of them upstart tech companies landing their first multi-million dollar investment but then the IRS forces them to declare bankruptcy for improper filing of taxes. This is like if a new store opened up right across the street to compete with some old mom and pop, but forgot to turn on their open sign. This was a lot like when the Dolphins destroyed the Ravens by zero blitzing on every 3rd down and the Ravens kept calling screens to get tackled for a loss, except the Dolphins could only do that on defense on 3rd down, whereas what the Patriots did was on every single snap offensively and defensively. Actually, you know what this like? This is like a professional football team not incorporating any run concepts in either their offense or defense and Bill Belichick making GBS threads all over them for being so stupid and frail.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 16:42 |
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Weren't you the lost season guy
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 17:54 |
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post history me slut, im the only pats fan on tff im the type of psychopath that knows how to pronounce our fullback's name e: if the tone of my posts before were more modest, it was only to spare this forum's feelings. now i witnessed a miracle, a sign of revelations, and i will sing to the heavens Magicpants fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 8, 2021 |
# ? Dec 8, 2021 18:28 |
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i was saying boo-elichick
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 19:48 |
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Man, Belichick looks so loving dumb on this forum right now. Y’all, tell him what football is really all about… It’s passes, right? That’s the only legal part of football? And they better all be deep shots too, none of that dink dunk poo poo. Running the ball is so boring, all these games are so boring, ugghh why am I even watching this? If you can’t appreciate this, I feel bad you, go find your happy place, look at baseball stats Nonbelievers don’t get to go to Heaven (--> Super Bowl) For all my true believers, here is a cut up of highlights from the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Rh6KuuH6w
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 20:06 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 14:42 |
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OLD TAKES EXPOSEDMagicpants posted:Bills picked the wrong time to meet us. If Bills keep playing the way they have, our defense will have people saying that Josh Allen reverted back to 2018. Allen throws 2 picks, Pats win and reclaim their rightful spot atop the AFC. Magicpants posted:disregard the omens at your own peril Magicpants posted:belichick and brady are star crossed lovers, fated to die in each others arms in the super bowl Magicpants posted:the pats are the protagonist of the nfl. the bills are everyones favorite quirky side character until they get the spinoff that ruins the character for everyone Magicpants posted:Belichick COTY Magicpants posted:the jets completely mindfucked josh allen by letting him complete all those passes to diggs, and now allen has relapsed into forcing throws where he has no business Magicpants posted:tom brady and bill belichick are just gonna have to keep winning super bowls until people start showing em some respect Magicpants posted:bill belichick, offensive genius Magicpants posted:bill belichick and tom brady are the only people in the nfl good at their jobs Magicpants posted:people think this guy isn't the funniest man in football Magicpants posted:everyone in the league is insanely jealous about mac jones Magicpants posted:for a 2-4 team, pats arent all that bad. our biggest issue is mac is a rookie: hes played fine but the coaches dont trust him enough to open up the playbook yet and maybe hes not ready for it. so weve been playing competent hyperconservative football where 3 of our losses were super tight games we were in the whole time, we just dont have the firepower to overcome dumb mistakes and finish the game when we need it. the pats are built to grind out a slow game with a lead, i dont think this team has a successful 2 minute drill in them. e: oh, there's more Magicpants posted:i prophesy that the fins will suck Magicpants fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Dec 9, 2021 |
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