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im going to become an alpha male. does anyone have any tips on becoming an alpha male |
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Dec 8, 2021 22:43
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i just typed "nose is honker" into google. try that, maybe that will do it |
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Dec 8, 2021 23:05
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ithink you have to live like a crab or something op |
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Dec 8, 2021 23:12
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If I hold a paper napkin up to your skin for one second it should come away translucent with musk.
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Dec 8, 2021 23:29
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First you need to poop on everything you own |
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Dec 9, 2021 00:29
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'alpha male' is an anagram of 'ham paella' |
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Dec 9, 2021 00:31
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these are all really good ideas. i am here for them and you can put that in the paper and take it to the bank.
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Dec 9, 2021 00:45
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make sure the blend mode you're using supports transparency and that your texels don't need to be swizzled to put them in the right format first
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Dec 9, 2021 01:30
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make eye contact and smile as wide as you can, showing your teeth. do this to everyone you meet, constantly. if someone else does it to you, attack.
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Dec 9, 2021 04:26
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i spent today reading a bunch of questionable blogs and have discovered something called a zalpha male, which is much rarer than the alpha male and is defined by his unique qualities of being insanely redpill based beyond comprehension, and his unparalleled sexual prowess, and anyway im that now.
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Dec 9, 2021 08:04
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I can't say for sure but I think it involves a huge volume of highly concentrated piss. |
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Dec 9, 2021 08:05
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Barco Fiesta posted:i spent today reading a bunch of questionable blogs and have discovered something called a zalpha male, which is much rarer than the alpha male and is defined by his unique qualities of being insanely redpill based beyond comprehension, and his unparalleled sexual prowess, and anyway im that now. God: I am the Alpha and the Omega Redpill: That's cute |
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Dec 9, 2021 17:30
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How toxic is your masculinity? Like, can you, without reservations, walk up to another adult human male and insult their choice in soy milk and immediately launch into a tirade of how they are a cuck breedable soyboy and that you could take them in a fight any day of the week and any time but not THIS time because oh, no! You're not worth MY while! and like that. if you can pull all that off with a straight face, no smiling- and resist the urge to beat the poo poo out of yourself, you just might be able to pull it off, you PUSSY |
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Dec 9, 2021 17:42
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Start with some childhood trauma with your dad or something and suppress the poo poo out of it for decades. |
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Dec 9, 2021 17:49
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Barco Fiesta posted:i spent today reading a bunch of questionable blogs and have discovered something called a zalpha male, which is much rarer than the alpha male and is defined by his unique qualities of being insanely redpill based beyond comprehension, and his unparalleled sexual prowess, and anyway im that now. *fanning self and hurriedly sitting down on a divan*
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Dec 9, 2021 18:34
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you can remain an alpha male as long as you don't improve yourself enough to become a beta male or release candidate male
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Dec 9, 2021 18:53
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I'm the current standing alpha male so any plans you have, op, come down to defeating me in physical combat. perhaps you should rethink your goal |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:30
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Σ sigma males represent! |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:37
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Viginti Septem posted:Σ sigma males represent! sigma balls lol
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Dec 9, 2021 19:48
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How Wonderful! posted:*fanning self and hurriedly sitting down on a divan* the word "divan" sent me over the edge. |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:54
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biosterous posted:sigma balls lol |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:58
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The Voice of Labor posted:I'm the current standing alpha male so any plans you have, op, come down to defeating me in physical combat. perhaps you should rethink your goal code:  
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Dec 9, 2021 20:33
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OP just remember that SHEEP graze every day but WOLVES stay hungry. ... somebody good at food please help, my family is starving.
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Dec 9, 2021 23:50
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cruft posted:LOL if you're not wiping your butt with steel wool |
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Dec 10, 2021 02:14
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them pretty words ain't gonna put a sashay into the hips of the females and desire in their eyes nor will they best the present alpha, me, in aforementioned combat |
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Dec 10, 2021 03:09
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Test ur fight! ALPHA COMBAAAAAAAAAAT! *Sound effects of men refusing to wipe their buttholes clean* |
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Dec 10, 2021 04:33
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lol, such impoverished understanding of even the basic tenets and protocol of alphadom. a man can barely survive the naggings of one wife should those naggings be engendered by his leaving skidmarks on the furniture. and you posit an alpha, subject to an entire harem, withstanding this full torrent of rage from multiple sources on a constant basis? nay, such an "alpha" would not last long, they would be too weakend from their self imposed ordeals to be able to withstand a challenge to their position |
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Dec 10, 2021 06:34
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Have you tried just sweating a lot? |
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Dec 10, 2021 07:25
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knuthgrush posted:Have you tried just sweating a lot? Now I'm thinking of that Faith No More song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilIDkkD0jIg Yeah, I sweat a lot Hmm, no, eh, poo poo, oh Pants fall down every time I bend over My feet itch Yeah, I married a scarecrow |
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Dec 10, 2021 07:29
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Escape From Noise posted:Now I'm thinking of that Faith No More song. Good point! Maybe karaoke will help op be a zalpha zmale |
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Dec 10, 2021 07:31
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The Voice of Labor posted:them pretty words ain't gonna put a sashay into the hips of the females and desire in their eyes nor will they best the present alpha, me, in aforementioned combat i didn't spend the last 4 hours of my life learning what crossfit was to be talked down to by some betapilled soycuck
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Dec 10, 2021 07:46
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Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard.
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Dec 10, 2021 13:39
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always be grinding |
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Dec 10, 2021 17:53
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Zurtilik posted:Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard.
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Dec 10, 2021 18:16
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make sure to wear your best no fear t-shirt to the club to let the ladies know you’re the real deal |
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Dec 11, 2021 02:56
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and thats the way it was posted:make sure to wear your best no fear t-shirt to the club to let the ladies know you’re the real deal Or if you're here in the south, "ain't skeerd" brand is a fine choice. |
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Dec 11, 2021 05:52
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Zurtilik posted:Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. |
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Dec 11, 2021 12:32
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I think alpha in one way means first so stay online 24/7 ready to post "FIRST!" as soon as any thread is posted. Trust me it's super cool and everyone will think you are way badass when you beat everyone else! Just be sure you don't miss a single thread and shamefully descend into the ranks of beta or worse and allow poster "JimmyJimz2004" to usurp your title even once and lose all respect from everyone leaving you staring at your screen, weeping in your chair.
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Dec 11, 2021 16:03
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this is me now that im a zalpha male ZALPHA TRAITS: -Carries blade at all times, to be wielded in defense of the innocent and the weak -Enormous flashy hat that exudes confidence and delights ladies, but also represents his pious devotion to his spiritual practices, weighs over 90 lbs resulting in incredibly strong neck and back -Belief that everyone, regardless of their physical sex, has a female spirit, including himself; a soulbride to be wedded to a formless God through the earnest practice of warrior-mysticism -Believes body is a temple, does not shave or cut hair -Does not permit himself to engage in premarital sex, but is incredibly versed in kama sutra and tantric sorcery and can do things with his tongue that will one day make his wife's soul leave her body -Gentle as a lamb, vegetarian (dairy, no eggs) -Actually has No Fear, does not need a shirt to announce that fact
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Dec 11, 2021 22:49
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Barco Fiesta posted:this is me now that im a zalpha male I'm with you more or less on more or less most of these things, but the hat is quite honestly a deal-breaker. |
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Dec 12, 2021 18:32
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