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Barco Fiesta posted:this is me now that im a zalpha male I've never wanted to be somebody more in my life. He's like the steam punk version of the sultan from Aladdin. |
# ? Dec 12, 2021 20:26 |
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cruft posted:I'm with you more or less on more or less most of these things, but the hat is quite honestly a deal-breaker. Seems more like a neck-breaker to me |
# ? Dec 12, 2021 21:03 |
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cruft posted:I'm with you more or less on more or less most of these things, but the hat is quite honestly a deal-breaker. well i guess that's why you'll never be a cool zalpha warrior-poet like me
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 21:53 |
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you have to live in the woods, befriend some wolves, then kill the lead wolf and take charge of the pack good luck!!!!
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 19:10 |
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Uria aalge posted:you have to live in the woods, befriend some wolves, then kill the lead wolf and take charge of the pack currently in the process of uniting all the scattered wolf packs into a single contiguous empire like genghis khan. when we are strong enough we will go to mcdonalds together
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 20:33 |
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op ive read up on some stuff, and apparantly youre supposed to think like a different kind of ape. like get in the role of an orangutan, and women will swoon, and men will submit |
# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:35 |
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Barco Fiesta posted:currently in the process of uniting all the scattered wolf packs into a single contiguous empire like genghis khan. when we are strong enough we will go to mcdonalds together ok well I guess that might work too just don’t give the other wolves the vote or right to own land or anything, that could backfire and avoid the “salmon” burger!
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# ? Dec 17, 2021 18:55 |
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Uria aalge posted:ok well I guess that might work too they are illiterate and have no concept of money and follow me only because I convinced them that I am from the moon.
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# ? Dec 17, 2021 20:59 |
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Barco Fiesta posted:they are illiterate and have no concept of money and follow me only because I convinced them that I am from the moon. I mean can’t get much more alpha than THAT good show, old bean jolly good show
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 21:39 |
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Just be yourself and dance like nobody's watvjnf |
# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:54 |