War on Christmas

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Escape From Noise

Huddled in my holiday hole waiting for the sound of sleigh bells on high. That's the signal to go over the top.

You're goin' DOWN Santa!

# ? Dec 10, 2021 01:15

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CatBlack: hello world

Setting up a huge dildo in my fireplace

# ? Dec 10, 2021 04:33

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

It's like Home Alone but all the traps are for Santa.

# ? Dec 10, 2021 05:17

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

As you learn from The Santa Clause though, being Santa is a curse and it passes on with the death of Santa. As such, the only way to win the war on Christmas is to actually trap Santa in some way.

# ? Dec 10, 2021 05:18

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Blitzen: The enemy has made a breakthrough along a wide front. In the south, they have taken Southtown and are advancing toward the toy factory. They are at the northern border between the elf dentist clinic and Gingerbread Town, and in the east, they have reached Candy Cane Lane, Frostyville, and the Isle of Misfit Toys.

Santa: Well at least there's no fog.

Blitzen: Mein Fuhrer...

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# ? Dec 10, 2021 15:46

google THIS

Blitzenkreig

# ? Dec 10, 2021 16:50

Prof. Crocodile

war changes a man, makes him� jolly�

# ? Dec 10, 2021 22:37

Twenty Four

CatBlack posted:

Setting up a huge dildo in my fireplace

lol

# ? Dec 11, 2021 15:21

google THIS

You either die a child, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Santa

# ? Dec 11, 2021 15:34

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Prof. Crocodile posted:

war changes a man, makes him… jolly…

# ? Dec 11, 2021 16:14

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

war changes a man, makes him� jolly�

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# ? Dec 11, 2021 16:20

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some say that santa clause didnt kill himself, but escaped to the north pole after the war

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# ? Dec 11, 2021 16:22

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Christmas occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough presents to go around.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 16:29

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# ? Dec 11, 2021 16:43

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# ? Dec 11, 2021 16:47

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa but the milk is a bottle of Jack and the cookies are a loaded gun on a dinner plate

# ? Dec 11, 2021 19:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

free Trapt CD posted:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa but the milk is a bottle of Jack and the cookies are a loaded gun on a dinner plate

# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

# ? Dec 12, 2021 04:37

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# ? Dec 12, 2021 04:50

nut

is the war on christmas cringe?

# ? Dec 12, 2021 05:20

Escape From Noise

Nosfereefer posted:

some say that santa clause didnt kill himself, but escaped to the north pole after the war

I heard South Pole

# ? Dec 12, 2021 05:22

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the elves have overrun our trench. some of their stormtroopers are trying to interrogate me on the defense layout, but i can only gurgle one last retort
"you tell santa... merry christmas" the unpinned grenade finally blows

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# ? Dec 12, 2021 05:31