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I just farted for like 30 seconds. Just going to keep a ongoing log of my farts. I'm kind of worried I'm a gassy person.
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Pozload Escobar posted:I can't stop farting and they smell like a deer carcass in a forest fire
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Dec 11, 2021 03:49
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Man I aint talk about that
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Dec 11, 2021 03:50
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Man I aint talk about that AWW. Come on! I bet you got a good fart story
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Dec 11, 2021 03:52
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I was clenching by o-ring all day and when I got home I ripped a fart so bad I had to go back outside to get some air.
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Dec 11, 2021 03:52
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My farts are loud and voluminous. Not sure whats going on with my butt, but some times I'll fart real loud then have like several smaller farts afterwards which I think are aftershocks.
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Dec 11, 2021 03:57
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Hollismason posted:My farts are loud and voluminous. Not sure whats going on with my butt, but some times I'll fart real loud then have like several smaller farts afterwards which I think are aftershocks. you should either eat more or less vegetables, I'm not really sure witch
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Dec 11, 2021 03:59
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i know i'm getting old because sometimes bending over in a chair to tie my shoes i let loose a little toot. i could hold it in, but I live alone, so gently caress it i have yet to do it, but i remember someone saying you should spread your cheeks on the tile in the shower and fart, and it's like super loud someone do that, plz do you think you would look embarrassed farting on shower tile haha i wonder what it would smell like haha blight rhino fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Dec 11, 2021 |
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Dec 11, 2021 04:06
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I can't fart in front of people unless i deeply trust them. My farts are precious i can't just share them with anybody
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Dec 11, 2021 04:06
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Dixville posted:I can't fart in front of people unless i deeply trust them. My farts are precious i can't just share them with anybody farts are the worlds! share them
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Dec 11, 2021 04:10
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Opening my anus to the open atmosphere to emit the gas, the breeze eminating silently like a tenchu master on a nightingale staircase, and twice as fast. Zero friction from the rear end's cheeks
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Dec 11, 2021 04:12
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i fart a lot and my girlfriend loves it. we are currently developing a language consisting entirely of flatulence so we can communicate in public without anyone else intercepting our correspondence. this is a language we are building on sound and smell. one problem though is she doesn't fart a lot? we have tried everything from fast food to legume loading but nothing has worked.
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Dec 11, 2021 04:20
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i fart a lot and my girlfriend loves it. we are currently developing a language consisting entirely of flatulence so we can communicate in public without anyone else intercepting our correspondence. this is a language we are building on sound and smell. one problem though is she doesn't fart a lot? we have tried everything from fast food to legume loading but nothing has worked. Wilted spinach.
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Dec 11, 2021 04:23
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they used to sell premade mini meatloafs at the deli counter of my supermarket. really good and an easy dinner. always resulted in absolutely room clearing gas though. just rank. 10/10. They stopped selling it a few years agoand im a broken person now. 
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Dec 11, 2021 04:28
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Having some rancid farts over here.
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Dec 11, 2021 04:30
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i fart a lot and my girlfriend loves it. we are currently developing a language consisting entirely of flatulence so we can communicate in public without anyone else intercepting our correspondence. this is a language we are building on sound and smell. one problem though is she doesn't fart a lot? we have tried everything from fast food to legume loading but nothing has worked. protein shakes, or slim-fast. (you'll regret this advice)
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Dec 11, 2021 04:37
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Linux Pirate posted:Having some rancid farts over here. Diet? pass it along to BiG TiT LIL NIP's gf
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Dec 11, 2021 04:37
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I just gave my kids a good old Dutch oven. If you don't want to smell my farts get out of my bed!
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Dec 11, 2021 04:40
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Giving birth to my baby from my anus: a fresh new fart has entered the world. I just told my mom about it and she cried
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Dec 11, 2021 04:42
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blight rhino posted:Diet? pass it along to BiG TiT LIL NIP's gf Ate like poo poo today. Breakfast burrito, no lunch, orange chicken and crab wontons for din din.
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Dec 11, 2021 04:42
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y'all all fart under the covers and then smell it and like it!
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Dec 11, 2021 05:20
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Sounds good actually. Shoulda mixed in some broccoli with the chicken for max fart power tho.
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Dec 11, 2021 05:22
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Why has no one mentioned beans yet?? I;m thinking about thos beans
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i fart a lot and my girlfriend loves it. we are currently developing a language consisting entirely of flatulence so we can communicate in public without anyone else intercepting our correspondence. this is a language we are building on sound and smell. one problem though is she doesn't fart a lot? we have tried everything from fast food to legume loading but nothing has worked. Fart into her mouth to power her up.
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Dec 11, 2021 05:41
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One time at work we got a big fat stack of black friday newspaper ads. They told us it would all sell but it didn't. So my coworker put them all into a trash bag and when he tried to lift it he farted. Ii got paid time and a half to watch someone blow rear end on Thanksgiving. Definitely worth it.
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Dec 11, 2021 05:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxcMbXfRk-Q
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Dec 11, 2021 05:42
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a fart comes out of a butt
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Dec 11, 2021 05:48
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a fart can mean so many things
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Dec 11, 2021 05:49
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I think I'll be the first to start To cherish, treasure & love as art Every time one's cheeks do part And the world is blessed with another fart
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Dec 11, 2021 05:58
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One time I farted and poop came out
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Dec 11, 2021 06:00
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DELETE CASCADE posted:a fart comes out of a butt hosed up if true
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Dec 11, 2021 06:09
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fartman posted:One time I farted and poop came out one time I pooped and a small fart came out the poop
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Dec 11, 2021 06:46
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fartman posted:One time I farted and poop came out after 30, your farts will start to lie to you.
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Dec 11, 2021 06:51
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:one time I pooped and a small fart came out the poop So you're saying your poop farted then. That's cool
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Dec 11, 2021 06:53
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Chinatown posted:after 30, your farts will start to lie to you. My rear end in a top hat is a cruel mistress
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Dec 11, 2021 07:05
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Dixville posted:So you're saying your poop farted then. That's cool it's not something that happens everyday, so yeah it was p cool and slightly surprising
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Dec 11, 2021 07:09
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Some say it’s better to belch and taste it than to fart and waste it. I disagree.
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Dec 11, 2021 07:19
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Let’s talk about farts bay-bee! Let’s talk about poop and pee!
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Dec 11, 2021 08:27
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Yeah make that butthole talk. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah make that butthole talk. 
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