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Clearly god is smiting them for the 35% of their communities that got vaccinated.
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high MRMS rotation is a warning from god about being gender fluid
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Dec 11, 2021 20:01
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The Amazon facility in my town got tore in half and that's the only damage we got. God says gently caress Bezos.
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Dec 11, 2021 20:03
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:My neighbor thinks the government is controlling weather with something called HAARP. I can’t wait to hear his take on this. Is your neighbor a former governor? A Navy SEAL?
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Bad Purchase posted:high MRMS rotation is a warning from god about being gender fluid imagine a tornado sucking out all your gender fluids
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Dec 11, 2021 20:10
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Bending over and firing out machine gun turds at the tornado to get sucked up and swirl around shredding and spreading the poo poo wherever the tornado goes
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Dec 11, 2021 20:11
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:imagine a tornado sucking out all your gender fluids haha, oh no, haha. could you describe it? haha
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Clearly god is smiting them for the 35% of their communities that got vaccinated. The vaccinated made particularly destructive debris given the plutonium in their vaccimplants. 
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Dec 11, 2021 20:14
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this poo poo is crazy. ive been reading and watching videos about tornados for most of life but ive never seen anything like this scale of destruction in the footage. its really horrifying i mean i know there were large outbreaks in the past where more people were killed like the one in 1920, but that was in an era before radar and the kinds of warning systems that exist now. im not sure they even had sirens back then.
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Dec 11, 2021 20:14
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They're covidnados now
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Mooey Cow posted:I'd never let a piece of swirling air suck me off! more for me! i wonder if there are people that got sucked 30k feet in the air or what. that's insane. wonder where they will land.
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Dec 11, 2021 20:22
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Dec 11, 2021 20:22
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tornadoes have terrible eyesight so if you remain perfectly still it wont notice you
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Dec 11, 2021 20:23
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they should build homes that have wheels so when the tornado comes you can just move out of the way id call them mobile homes
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Dec 11, 2021 20:24
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They should build underground or dirigible homes instead
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Dec 11, 2021 20:25
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EorayMel posted:Bending over and firing out machine gun turds at the tornado to get sucked up and swirl around shredding and spreading the poo poo wherever the tornado goes The oil companies really ought to be selling how climate change is good because it allows for more opportunities to pinch a loaf and have it lofted over 30,000 feet into the air.
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Dec 11, 2021 20:34
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God gives His biggest tornadoes to His toughest warriors.
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Dec 11, 2021 20:54
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Listen pal I gotta start seeing some excerpts from the voting registry before i can decide if this massive loss of life and property was a tragedy 
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Dec 11, 2021 20:59
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Yaldabaoth posted:Trying to inhabit the great plains was a mistake. yeah, except this wasn’t the plains, it’s the mid-south. which didn’t used to be a tornado hotspot, but climate change has pushed tornado alley east over the past 50 or so years. the plains had a historically low number of tornadoes this past season.
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HAM ON THE BONE posted:yeah, except this wasn’t the plains, it’s the mid-south. which didn’t used to be a tornado hotspot, but climate change has pushed tornado alley east over the past 50 or so years. the plains had a historically low number of tornadoes this past season. also it seems like they are more likely to occur at night in that region which makes them much deadlier 
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HAM ON THE BONE posted:yeah, except this wasn’t the plains, it’s the mid-south. which didn’t used to be a tornado hotspot, but climate change has pushed tornado alley east over the past 50 or so years. the plains had a historically low number of tornadoes this past season. Listen man, if God didn't want humanity to destroy all life on Earth by climate change then why are the oil companies making so much money?
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Dec 11, 2021 21:22
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I like that bit in Twister when they’re at the drive-in watching The Shining and the screen gets torn apart by a tornado right as Jack utters, “Here’s Johnny!” Welp, there’s my tornado story. Thanks for reading!
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Dec 11, 2021 21:22
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we had p bad wind and rain here in east TN but it wasnt so bad.. the mountains keep us p much safe from the worst weather that comes through. it is nasty af out tho rn.
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Dec 11, 2021 21:30
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its very windy today and the temperarure went from minus 1 celcius yesterday to 13 celcius today really weird
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Dec 11, 2021 21:32
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super windy here too but its like 60 outside which is just fuckin ridiculous
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Earwicker posted:also it seems like they are more likely to occur at night in that region which makes them much deadlier I had mentioned something similar to my wife as the sirens were going off at 9pm last night. I couldn't give two shits about the storm cause it was dark and I needed to go to sleep, but a few months ago during a day storm I watched the wind do things to trees I'd never really seen before.
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Dec 11, 2021 21:49
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The vaxxed are shedding proteins which the air eats to get swole..... thisll just keep happening....
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Dec 11, 2021 21:52
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growing up in tornado alley we had tornados like every year... the last ten years I don't think we've had a single one that was as bad as those when I was a kid 30 years ago. regardless you need reinforced basements or storm shelters to limit loss of life in this scenarios... and tornado insurance for the structural damage. I wonder if these new areas getting hit have made the necessary changes? Just kidding I know they haven't. Enjoy that climate change.
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Wendigee posted:growing up in tornado alley we had tornados like every year... the last ten years I don't think we've had a single one that was as bad as those when I was a kid 30 years ago. eek 
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Vakal posted:But what did it look like after the tornadoes went through? https://goo.gl/maps/qaWHc3XhtbyNZeSb7 Just scroll through the "historic downtown" in reverse. Empty storefronts, deserted sidewalks with no souls in sight. A few gap toothed strips of tired-looking old pre-war brick buildings, a memory of better times. A fine building that might have been a bank or department store, now (until a few hours ago) a cheap rent-to-own appliance place. A gaudy and desperate "God bless america" flag painting. The "historic downtown" was already a faded grandparents' recollection before the monstrous calamity visited upon this town. Mean household income $30K. Lots of fair sized houses for sale in that price range. This was not a wealthy town. It's going to be difficult times for the people sticking around and trying to rebuild. How many had tornado insurance coverage?
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frumpykvetchbot posted:How many had tornado insurance coverage?
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Why would God do this to these red state yokels?
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Why would God do this to these red state yokels? John Calvin was right, wealth is the true indicator of whether or not God has blessed you.
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Why would God do this to these red state yokels? the lord works in mysterious ways when things we don't like happen, but it's direct evidence of divine intervention when it's something we wanted to happen
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here's a site showing the number of tornados in kentucky since 1950 and it makes the geographic climate shift really obvious like, there have always been some tornados in the region but back in the 50's and 60's it was like 2-5 per year, maybe 10 in a particularly bad year. then in the 70's there are a few outliers like one year there were over 50, but still mostly between 5-20 with quite a lot of variation. then it really picks up at the turn of the century and its been consistently in the double digits (and over 20 per year almost every year) since 2002. https://data.courier-journal.com/tornado-archive/ (edit: the site has clearly not been updated with last nights storm) Earwicker fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Dec 11, 2021 |
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